Have you heard about the White House Alice in Wonderland party? It was thrown right before Tim Burton released his Alice in Wonderland movie:

Then the Obamas went inside, where an invitation-only affair for children of military personnel and White House administrators unfolded in the East Room.

Unbeknownst to reporters, the State Dining Room had also been transformed into a secretive White House Wonderland.

Tim Burton decorated it “in his signature creepy-comic style. His film version was about to be released, and he had turned the room into the Mad Hatter’s tea party, with a long table set with antique-looking linens, enormous stuffed animals in chairs, and tiered serving plates with treats like bone-shaped meringue cookies,” reports the book, which The Post purchased at a Manhattan bookstore.

“Fruit punch was served in blood vials at the bar. Burton’s own Mad Hatter, the actor Johnny Depp, presided over the scene in full costume, standing up on a table to welcome everyone in character.”

The Obamas’ daughters, Malia and Sasha, then 11 and 8 respectively, “sat at the table, surrounded by a gaggle of their friends, and then proceeded to the next delight, a magic show in the East Room.”

And the official snappy pic:

Why the heck was I not invited? After all, you should see my officer picture. My grin is positively Cheshire Cattish. For an hors’ d’oeuvres, here is one with me and my first boss:

And here is my official Navy photo:

Yikes, I may have to go see the dentist. Those canines look a wittle sharp. . .

Hand Salute: Kris (Thanks!)