Blue Springs Faker

There are different kinds of fake war heroes. Some parade around at functions with a ribbon rack longer than your tongue. (Hmmm, does that analogy work? I think so, measure your entire tongue. That is how long a normal -twenty year vet’s- ribbon rack is. Heh heh.) And other phonies win jobs and contracts over their fakery. Put Warren Parker, of Blue Springs, MO into the latter category. Hope he enjoys his seven years in the clink.