Um, look closely at the Chinese girls, below, at a bar. Do you see what they are doing?
Yes, the bar girls are inspired by the take-off and landings of J-15s on China’s new Liaoning aircraft carrier. Here is the USS Stennis’ LSO launching a plane:
You got to get lower, ladies, like the LCDR. For more Chinese news, please read about tough, good guy Shen Jianzhong. . .
Every state of society is as luxurious as it can be.
Men always take the best they can get.
Remember how General Ataollah Salehi warned us not to return to the
Persian Arabian Gulf?
The USS Stennis had just steamed through the Hormuz. And then the Tehran-us Rex General had a couple of things to say. My boots, I quaked in them:
The response followed Iranian Army Chief Ataollah Salehi’s warning Tuesday that “the enemy’s carrier” not be allowed to return through the Gulf passage.
“I advise, recommend and warn them (the Americans) over the return of this carrier to the Persian Gulf because we are not in the habit of warning more than once,” the semi-official Fars news agency reportedly stated.
Salehi did not get specific on action to be taken or a carrier to heed warning, but the USS John C Stennis passed through the Strait of Hormuz in the days prior to the Iranian war games en route to help with the war effort in Afghanistan.
It is now in the Northern Arabian Sea somewhere between Oman and Pakistan.
Yikes, so the Stennis should not return. How about our other carriers? And what’s up, Ataollah, with your wacky headgear? Nice looks, but they are little ’09ish. . .
As for our carriers, what about the newest and shiniest? The USS Gerald Ford. It’s got some
balls bells, a few whistles:
Currently being assembled in Newport News, Virginia, the Ford-class will replace the Nimitz-class carriers and will include an array of new technology:
- Advanced arresting gear used to grab planes as they land on the deck.
- Automation, which reduces crew requirements by several hundred from the Nimitz class carrier.
- The updated RIM-162 Evolved Sea Sparrow missile system.
- AN/SPY-3 dual-band radar (DBR), as developed for Zumwalt class destroyers.
- An Electromagnetic Aircraft Launch System (EMALS) in place of traditional steam catapults for launching aircraft.
- A new nuclear reactor design (the A1B reactor) for greater power generation.
- Stealthier features to help reduce radar profile.
- The ability to launch the F/A-18E/F Super Hornet, EA-18G Growler, and the F-35C Lightning II.
Hey Ataollah, hows’ about this Ford Fairlane launching carrier? Fearsome, eh? Not only can we launch F-18s, F-35s, we can throw Detroit’s finest at you!
Note: no links are provided for fashion-plate Ataollah Salehi’s pics. Some websites were on the shady side. (“Official News of the Republic.”) Like that day-old shwarma sandwich you forgot to refrigerate. And while I don’t mind traipsing around those places, I would not suggest you do. Hypocrisy, thy name is blogger. Yes, and?
Note II: Can I entertain you with two of the hatted one’s greatest hits?
-The enemy has gone insane and given the insane enemy’s history, we should always be prepared.
-The Iranian nation will observe that we will manufacture the largest destroyer and the most advanced submarines in the region. Mass production of fighter jets, the samples of which were unveiled last year (2008), and plans to manufacture vessels and submarines will be on our agenda in the new (Iranian) year (started 20 March.)
Yeah yeah. Vessels, subs. Destroyers. What about some new headgear? Something casual, but classy. Like a Kangol. No? Okay, then how about answering this question: why does your boy Chief of Iran’s Armed Forces, General Hasan Firouzabadi, wear a hat flatter than a pancake, while you rock the ski jump?
Inquiring skulls, they want to know. . .