Two Petty Officers from the United States Coast Guard, Robert Swieciki and Thomas Watson, helped rescue Russell Crowe after he got lost kayaking off Long Island. This truly was a case of the crows rescuing the Crowe. (Or do Coast Guard Petty Officers not call themselves crows, like we do in the Navy?)
I like how the Coasties emphasize that they did not “rescue” Russell Crowe. Sure.