Some thing deep within my being occasionally draws me to the surreal in life. Perhaps it stems from my colourful upbringing, or the no-holds-barred lifestyle encountered through out my 23-year career as a Royal Marines Commando. What ever it is, please humour me! Here’s Puddles, the 7 foot tall “Giant Sad Clown With The Golden Voice” Puddles the Clown (of Puddles Pity Party) is actually Big Mike Geier, an amazing vocalist, bandleader, and performance artist from Atlanta. Yours Aye.