Someone (a Sergeant Major in the Marine Corps who shall remain unnamed) thought it funny to label the below picture as me:

With one google search, I came up with the pic of a Marine Sergeant Major Master Gunnery Sergeant. Say whatever you want about the below butterball (check the SEAL trident), at least he is closer to the regs than the above pixie dust sprinkler:

War, we may be fighting one. . .