Pier Pressure

The petition to deport Piers Morgan has climbed to well over 30K. If you are not aware of it, Ex Bootneck linked to this article in a previous post on the man/bottom dweller. (Apparently, Piers was involved in a sleazy photo scandal.) I vote we deport this guy too, while we are at it. Think of all the money we are spending keeping him warm and fed. (An alligator in Detroit. Who is the genius who had that as a pet?)