Two Nightmare Headlines

Dancing Sifaka lemurs Which one of these is more distressing:

-David Cameron praises C17 plane just moments before it breaks down

-Navy’s $670 Million Fighting Ship Is ‘Not Expected to Be Survivable,’ Pentagon Says

Meanwhile, whoever is responsible is pulling a Sifaka lemur on the British/American people and hightailing it to Piccadilly/Las Vegas on us. (Short version: someone screwed up and fled town.)