If you are going to offer tours of Osama Bin Laden’s home, you should at least get billboards with the proper spelling:

Osama Bin Ladan Tour in Abbottabad

And if Syed Aqil Shah, the provincial minister for tourism and sports, has his way, the Abbottabad property will be turned into an amusement city complete with a zoo, water sports and mini-golf. Can’t wait.