Sad news Christmas fans, folks’r a-hankerin’ for some of ‘dat reindeer meat:
Outcries over canned reindeer meat have actually led to a surge in its popularity.
Despite its status as perhaps the least seasonal Christmas dining fare imaginable, canned reindeer meat is a hit. In fact, it seems that a protest over the expensive pâté had the unintended effect of increasing its popularity.

- Rudolf the Reindeer, Our Dear Leader
Here is what scares me. Rudolf is the deer leader of all the reindeer, right? I may have failed 2nd grade (twice), but I know me my deers and Rudy is one of ‘em.
As their dear leader, Rudolf is in charge of the other deer. Would that not be sad if dear leader passed? Oddly enough, the day the edible reindeer story broke, another story about a dear leader was breakin’. Yes (vigorous north-south head nod), that Dear Leader:

- Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer aka Kim Jong So ill: I’m so ronery
The Mellow Jihadi: breaking the news again. Into a thousand irreparable pieces.