Prince Harry Is a Jackal?

When a bloodthirsty Afghan warlord starts calling you silly names, you know you’ve arrived. The warlord is Gulbuddin Hekmatyar and the jackal is Prince Harry:

Gulbuddin Hekmatyar, Gil Hekty
Gulbuddin Hekmatyar

Speaking from an undisclosed location the warlord accused Britain of dragging “herself into this unjustified, useless but cruel conflict to please the White House. The British did not gain anything instead they lost blood and treasure.”

“I do not understand how the British public accept their children being sent to certain death in order to please American generals.

Turning to Prince Harry he said that “the British Prince comes to Afghanistanto kill innocent Afghans while he is drunk. He wants to hunt down Mujaheddin with his helicopter rockets without any shame.

“But he does not understand this simple fact that the hunting of Afghan lions and eagles is not that easy! Jackals cannot hunt lions.”

Old Gil Hekty then cites the colonization tripe so often found on college campuses. It’s like they have a playbook. I especially like him using the word viceroy. Nice touch, Hek. Who buys the viceroy line anymore?