Stealing the Hood from the Muslim Brotherhood

Unless you’re an ostrich, you’ve seen some of the protests in Cairo these last two days. Tens of millions of Egyptians have taken to the streets to demand Morsi’s ousting. Like this red-shirted dude:

A protester holds an Egyptian national flag as he and others attack the Muslim Brotherhood headquarters in the Muqattam district in Cairo, Monday, July 1, 2013. Protesters stormed and ransacked the headquarters of President Mohammed Morsi's Muslim Brotherhood group early Monday, in an attack that could spark more violence as demonstrators gear up for a second day of mass rallies aimed at forcing the Islamist leader from power.

A protester holds an Egyptian national flag as he and others attack the Muslim Brotherhood headquarters in the Muqattam district in Cairo, Monday, July 1, 2013. Protesters stormed and ransacked the headquarters of President Mohammed Morsi’s Muslim Brotherhood group early Monday, in an attack that could spark more violence as demonstrators gear up for a second day of mass rallies aimed at forcing the Islamist leader from power.

Now watch as our hero climbs up to the Brotherhood’s sign:

Protesters ransack the Muslim Brotherhood headquarters in the Muqatam district in Cairo, Monday, July 1, 2013. Protesters stormed and ransacked the headquarters of President Mohammed Morsi's Muslim Brotherhood group early Monday, in an attack that could spark more violence as demonstrators gear up for a second day of mass rallies aimed at forcing the Islamist leader from power. Photo: Khalil Hamra

Protesters ransack the Muslim Brotherhood headquarters in the Muqatam district in Cairo, Monday, July 1, 2013. Protesters stormed and ransacked the headquarters of President Mohammed Morsi’s Muslim Brotherhood group early Monday, in an attack that could spark more violence as demonstrators gear up for a second day of mass rallies aimed at forcing the Islamist leader from power. Photo: Khalil Hamra

And steals the letters!

Egyptian protesters ransack the Muslim Brotherhood headquarters in the Muqatam district in Cairo, Monday, July 1, 2013. Protesters stormed and ransacked the headquarters of President Mohammed Morsi's Muslim Brotherhood group early Monday, in an attack that could spark more violence as demonstrators gear up for a second day of mass rallies aimed at forcing the Islamist leader from power

Egyptian protesters ransack the Muslim Brotherhood headquarters in the Muqatam district in Cairo, Monday, July 1, 2013. Protesters stormed and ransacked the headquarters of President Mohammed Morsi’s Muslim Brotherhood group early Monday, in an attack that could spark more violence as demonstrators gear up for a second day of mass rallies aimed at forcing the Islamist leader from power

Egyptian flag, 9 Egyptian pounds. Gasoline, 7 Egyptian pounds. Stealing the Ikhwan’s sign, priceless. There are some things money can’t buy…for everything else there’s Mastercard.

Just An Old Sheikh

If you have a low blood-pressure problem, allow this quote to raise your psi:

“There could be things like visitation, assistance, his children, his family, assisting him,” Mohamed Morsi said. “He is an old sheikh and sick and blind. We need to respect that in this sheikh.”

Whoah Mo, this here’s ‘Merica, not ‘Gypt. We don’t need to respect anything of yours.