Sheena Monnin Is Shocked (I Tell Ya)

Sheena Monnin

Sheena Monnin

Tonight, we are struggling which of the stories on Sheena Monnin to post. I’ll let you choose. You can read: Pa. beauty queen says she’s shocked by $5M ruling. 

Or perhaps, you prefer the national flavor of this one: US beauty queen says she’s ‘shocked’ by ruling that she owes Miss USA pageant $5 million. Yahoo, you gotta make up your mind and then let your editors know.

Per the Miss USA website, Miss Pennsylvania Sheena Monnin believes her strongest talent is being an attentive and heartfelt listener. Sheena describes herself as persistent, focused and compassionate. Not trying to be snarky, but you could probably add talkative to Sheena’s strengths/weaknesses.

Miss Miss Universe? Miss USA Won!

Miss USA Olivia Culpo, Miss Universe

Miss USA Olivia Culpo, Miss Universe

If you missed the Miss Universe pageant, Miss USA, Olivia Culpo, was just crowned the champion.

Normally, I would make up some funny Navy joke and insert it here, but Miss Culpo’s talent is playing the cello. And the US Navy stopped accepting cellists into our ranks back when we had our last wood shortage in March of 1794. Is it a coincidence that this ship, still in service today, was commissioned that very month? Old Ironsides must of taken a lot of wind instruments to build. On a breezy day, you can still hear Vivaldi’s Four Seasons blowin’ through her sails.

Ms. Olivia Culpo, a Boston University sophomore (home to the USS Constitution), probably knows this better than us.