Mikhail Kalashnikov Down?

93 year old Mikhail Kalashnikov is in the hospital for undisclosed reasons. Sources even have him listed as in intensive care. This man has touched lives all over the globe. I won’t give away what he is known for, only to show you a sliver of his famed invention. (Of course, his name is a dead giveaway.) His groundbreaking tech, the Avtomat Kalashnikova:

Avtomat Kalashnikova, AK-47I’ve never done an easier guess-this challenge. 100 push-ups if you are still in the dark.

An AK-47 Vs. An Old Western Pistol

Is there anyone anywhere, over the age of 18, not familiar with the AK-47?

It is an iconic weapon, the most widespread gun in the world. “More AK-type rifles have been produced than all other assault rifles combined.”

AK-47, favorite rifle of terrorists, pirates, jihadis

It is a durable, not at all touchy, rifle. It takes a lickin’ and keeps clickin’.

Of the more than 500 million firearms worldwide,” the World Bank states, “Approximately 75 million are AK-47s. Another 100 million are variants on the model.”

Burkina Faso

It also is quite widespread on flags, seals, and emblems around the world:

The proliferation of this weapon is reflected by more than just numbers. The AK-47 is included in the flag of Mozambique and its coat of arms, an acknowledgment that the country’s leaders gained power in large part through the effective use of their AK-47s.

East Timor

It is also found in the coat of arms of Zimbabwe and East Timor, the revolution era coat of arms of Burkina Faso, the flag of Hezbollah, and the logo of the Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps.

Yet it is directly responsible for the killing of our service members. And while I respect the AK’s durability and success, I would not want to be associated with it. Sure, it has counter-culture cachet, but the only counter I want to lean on is the one at McDonalds. Ordering some McNuggets.

Rev Guard

So why would a jewelry maker want to make earrings and other pieces of bling out of old AKs?

Fonderie47, a collaboration between humanitarian Peter Thum and jeweller Philip Crangi, has transformed old rifles into high-end jewellery.

The resulting pieces don’t come cheap – prices for a pair of earrings start at $23,000. But proceeds will help fund organisations that are working to get the weapons off the streets in Africa.

Hezbollah

I have always wondered what the A in AK stood for. Now we know, it stands for 23. As in 23K. (Apologies to the #23, Michael Jordan. Perhaps with tax, it might cost as much as 24K. If so, apologies to #24 Kobe Bryant.)

Forget about the measly 23K and take a look at what 150K buys, modeled below by Mad Men’s own Cara Buono. (The actress is married to Peter Thum. He, along with John Zapolski, conceived of the Fonderie47 project.)

Mad Men’s Cara Buono wears a Fonderie47 creation worth $150,000

Wow. The designer had this to say about his masterpieces:

He told the New York Times how the idea came about in 2008, while he was in Kenya where he was stunned by the number of AK-47s he saw. 

Mozambique

The purpose of his project, he hoped, would help get the guns off the streets, and also make something beautiful with the recovered weapons.

He said: ‘We saw the AK-47 as an opportunity because it’s such a successful design.

Okay, that is all I can post on jewelry. Considering that an AK can be purchased for $30 in some African cities, I don’t think taking a couple off the streets and turning them into high-price trinkets (and then donating the money to charity) is going to have a huge effect on production. As for other interesting AK products, how about an AK-47 guitar? Called La Escopetarra:

La Escopetarra, AK-47 Guitar

Or what about an over-paid Russian player, the forward Andrei Kirilenko (all 6-foot-9 of him), #47 on the Utah Jazz:

Andrei Kirilenko will be paid 487 million bills this season. OK, so that’s in rubles from his native Russia. In U.S. currency, it’s $16.452 million.

Andrei Kirilenko, AK-47 

Whatever source you’re reading, from a Russian newspaper to an American internet site, many stories about Kirilenko mention his contract.

He’s often dubbed the NBA’s most overpaid player.

And, yes, it can be burden on the Utah Jazz forward. “It definitely puts more pressure on you, but what can you do about it?”

Kirilenko, who will make $17.823 million next season to conclude a six-year, $86 million contract, said in an interview.

Enough of commie weapons, let’s discuss the good old-fashioned western pistol:

Vanessa Gibbs detained by TSA for gun purse at Jacksonville Airport

So obviously, the gun is not real. It is part of Vanessa GIbbs’ purse. Still the brilliant minds over at the TSA managed to detain her:

It’s not unusual for 17-year-old to find themselves in hot water with the fashion police. But on a flight from Virginia to Florida, Vanessa Gibbs found herself detained by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) over the appearance of her purse. And just to be clear, it wasn’t the content inside the purse that the TSA objected to. No, agency officials took exception with the design of a gun on Gibbs’ handbag.

Your tax dollars at work. The gun appears to be a M1873 look-a-like: (Update: a smarter reader than me id’d it as a S&W M-28.):

M1873 Old West Six Shooter

AK-47 jewelry and M1873 (S&W M-28?) purses, the Mellow Jihadi rides the wave of fashion, yet again.