Hint to the STGSN

In chatting with the galley cashier girl at work, I learned today that her boyfriend, a Seaman Sonar Tech aboard a local submarine, has not bought her a Christmas gift yet.

Yeah, but he has an excuse. He is doing his service duties.

Mess crankin’?

Yes. And I guess that takes up a lot of time, right?

Um, yeah.

And I’m thinking: Hey Sonar Tech Seaman – STGSN – You had better get your act together and get your girlfriend something. Heck, just buy her a Navy sweatshirt. She’ll love it. It’ll go great with her dolphin shoulder tattoos. . .