May I be the last to remind you to vote? Consider this a public-service announcement. As usual, we here (gulp- me) at the blog are non-partisan. And this heard of African beasts represents all Americans lumbering to the polls:
Martin Harvey is a photographer who flies around Africa and photographs its magestic beauty from the sky. And he had the following conversation with the six men below:
Martin: Hey dudes, glad to take you guys up for ride.
Dude #1: Nini hii ndugu nyeupe kuzungumza juu?
Martin: But first you might want to take off those necklace thingees.
Dude #2: Mimi naenda kula kufurahia hii guy alikuwa upande wa maharage fava na crickets baadhi.
Martin: No speakee de Swahili, guys. Can you translate?
Dude #3: Hey Sammy, unafikiri tunaweza kupata mke wako mjeledi juu ya baadhi yake tapioca pudding?
Apologies to the wonderful Kenyan people. None of that conversation was real.