Paging Miss Montana, Miss DC, Miss Maryland, and Miss Alabama

Allyn Rose, Miss America 2013, Miss Maryland, Miss DC
Allyn Rose, Miss America 2013, Miss Maryland, Miss DC?

The Miss America beauty pageant is usually a tame affair. Ladies from all our fifty states (plus the District and other territories) highlight their various skills and try to keep their cheese soufflés together as they strut around in their swimsuits.

But this year, a couple of compelling stories are invading the internet. Like Miss Montana, Alexis Wineman, who is the first Miss America contestant with autism.

Or Miss DC, Allyn Rose, who intends to go under the knife and receive a double mastectomy after the pageant is over. (She is representing DC, but was also Miss Maryland according to another news source?)

Probably should add Miss Alabama to the mix. Katherine Webb bagged a Sports Illustrated spot after her appearance at the NCAA National Championship game. SI, si!

Special Update: Did you know that Mariah Cary is Miss Iowa?

Also Special: Brooklyn in ‘da house, Miss New York Mallory Hagan wins Miss America!

Alabama Wins the National Championship?

Alabama national champions BCS winnersYikes, I am going to be eating some serious crow tomorrow. All my cubicle mates are Alabama fans. One is from Texas, one from Alabama, and one from Florida. And just to rile them up, I announced rather loudly: Yeah, I’m guessing Notre Dame’s gonna win tonight’s game, by a good touchdown. Notre Dame National Champions BCS winnersCurrently, it is only halftime in the NCAA College Football BCS National Championship game. And Alabama is putting the serious whup-down on Notre Dame. 28-0. That crow is not gonna taste good. Go Irish!

Update: Acchh, 42-14 Alabama. I’ll bet Katherine Webb and Dee Dee Bonner are happy.