I am sorry, I truly am. But I am going to have to enforce regulations around here. Public Displays of Affection (PDA) are not allowed in uniform. Jessica White, are you listening? I know this soldier is not:
Collect Kisses for the Troops? So she gets kisses from civilians and then kisses active-duty guys? What is the exchange rate? And who does her bookkeeping? Is someone keeping time, so we get a one-second for one-second transaction? Eyes open or shut?