I Carry a Gun Because a Cop Is Too Heavy

In searching through an article on the day’s gun-control marchers (they marched from the Capitol to the Washington Monument), I came across this nugget. A brave man with a sign that reads, I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy:

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy

Some cops can be heavy. And they don’t fit in a holster very well either. . .