Um ladies, please un-doff (put on) your earmuffs. Guys, should you be ever be carried in a fireman’s carry, please make sure you are (properly) anatomically arranged. If you are ill-prepared south of the equator, in your tropical region, it’ll be a mistake you’ll never make again. I speak from experience. The bad news, I was in pain for about thirty minutes. The good news, I was finally able to sing La Donna Mobile in soprano. A feat not repeated in the Northern Hemisphere since my incident. . .
A fireman’s carry is a killer exercise. It’ll get your heart racing. My first LPO had a thing for them and we used to do them up and down the football field. Gotta hand it to Air Force Tech. Sgt. Gary Eyster and Staff Sgt. Heath Conley. The TSgt may even have a Guinness World Record: