Bill Murray Kinda Joins Twitter

There seems to be an invasion of fake Twitter sites. That is, folks who open up pages in a celebrity’s name. Like these impostor Bill Murray tweets:

-Time machine jokes aren’t funny, you guys. My great great grandson dies in a time machine crash.

-Talking to yourself isn’t bad. Its not even that bad to arguing with yourself. Its when you lose that argument that you know your in trouble

-A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

Pretty funny, even for a fake. . .

Air Force Veteran, Soheil Omar Kabir, a Jihadi?

This is not good. Air Force veteran, Sohiel Omar Kabir, was arrested and charged with plotting to kill Americans and destroy U.S. targets overseas as part of an FBI sting. His plan was to travel to Afghanistan with his pals, Arifeen David Gojali, Ralph Deleon, and Miguel Alejandro Santana with the intent to attack our bases. And once again, the FBI stepped in to disrupt a jihadi’s plan.

Operation Rhino

The FBI is particularly adept at trapping militant, home-grown terrorists. And their ongoing Operation Rhino has helped highlight the problem of Somalis leaving the country to go fight for al Qaeda-affiliated Al-Shabaab in Somalia. Director of National Intelligence James Clapper described the enemy as: foreign fighter cadre that includes U.S. passport holders… [who] may have aspirations to attack inside the United States.

A Terrorist Wets His Pants, Literally and Liberally

Rezwan Ferdaus’ wet pants?

You remember our boy Rezwan Ferdaus? The “US citizen” who plotted to bomb the Pentagon? He was sentenced today to 17 years in the clink. One interesting fact that came out in the court case, he had a very specific bladder control issue:

Ferdaus told Judge Richard Stearns that he was being treated for mild depression and anxiety before he was arrested and is now taking anti-anxiety medication.

During an earlier court hearing, Ferdaus’ lawyers suggested that the FBI ignored signs of mental illness in Ferdaus while investigating him. An FBI agent acknowledged that the FBI had received reports about bizarre behavior by Ferdaus, including a report to Hopkinton police about one incident in which authorities say he stood in the road not moving and appeared to have wet his pants.

The honest truth is that if I were ever a suicide bomber, I would probably exhibit similar characteristics. I’d foul my weather gear too. ‘Course our Navy is not as desperate or as pathetic as to resort to suicide vests. Regardless, you remember what Navy stands for? Never Again Volunteer Yourself. Bottom line up front (BLUF) Bottom line: No vests for me.

Secret Service, FBI, or CIA?

Go ahead, ask yourself the question: Secret Service, FBI, or CIA? Generally folks considering this conundrums are young Einsteins, ooops I meant to write eintstiens:

What branch of the milatary is right for me?

I am on my last year of high school. I am not an eintstien, but I do have ok grades. I dont know if I want to go to college, I will pick when I pick an MOS, a branch, and rank. I have been intrested in reconosainsse or airospace engineering.I want to join the milatary for the adventure, the honor, and serving my country.

Mercedes-Benz, Left Brain/Right Brain, Einstein

I am not insanly strong, but I am pretty well built. As a retirement job, I will probably do either law enforcement(secret service,FBI,or CIA) or be an airospace engineer. I dont want to be rich, but I do want a good amount of money. I would like to get married and have kids. I wan to be active duty. I dont know if I want to be officer or enlisted, depends on what I want to do as an education.Thank You

Go read the answers if you want to get disgusted. Be prepared to weep for your country. (Coasties, sorry about the link. You’all get called pansies. I do not in any way agree. . .)

Anne Hathaway Versus Deployed Army Soldiers

Ah, the babied class are getting into the act. The Princess Diaries’ Anne Hathaway, a talented actress to be sure, was sighted down at the Occupy Wall Street protest waving around two different signs. The first read Blackboards Not Bullets. And then she switched it out for one that read Blackboards Not Banks. What do you think:

Anne Hathaway, OWS, Blackboards Not Bullets

Okay, so I understand dissent. Somewhat. And participation in a peaceful protest, sure. It’s not me, but should you feel passionate, exercise (and exorcise) your First Amendment rights.

Per the article, Anne is worth $58,000,000 or 58KK. She earned more money in five days (during the filming of Bride Wars) than I have in my entire ten-year military career.

If she is not part of the 1%, I don’t know who is. Our pals over at wacky-pedia, inform us that her father was a lawyer and her mother an actress. Just your typical working-class upbringing.

Is this penance for bombing at the Oscars? Perhaps she is feeling guilty for the fact that she dated a con-man for years:

Anne Hathaway, Clueless

Earlier this year, Raffaello Follieri settled a lawsuit filed by Los Angeles billionaire Ron Burkle, who accused him and the Follieri Group of “systematically misappropriating” at least $1.3 million of more than $55 million that Burkle’s company had contributed to a joint venture. . .

Burkle’s suit said Follieri used the money to fund an extravagant lifestyle that included private jet travel for himself and Hathaway, as well as for loans of hundreds of thousands of dollars to the foundation.

Or that her ex-boyfriend Raffaello boldly claimed he spoke on behalf of the Vatican:

Raffaello Follieri and Anne Hathaway, the Grifter and the Protester

Follieri was arrested in June 2008 on fraud charges for allegedly fleecing investors out of millions of dollars in a scheme in which Follieri posed as the Vatican’s point man on real estate investing.

It was reported that the FBI confiscated Hathaway’s private journals from Follieri’s New York City apartment as part of their ongoing investigation into Follieri’s activities

Princess Diaries indeed. What Anne should really be protesting is her atrocious taste in boyfriends! Her ex-beau actually collected money for “charities” which he claimed helped third-world development.

Guess where the money went?

Anne Hathaway, Catwoman, The Dark Night Rises

Does she not realize she has a potential blockbuster coming up, The Dark Knight Rises? How do you think director Christopher Nolan or Warner Brothers view her extracurricular protesting hobby?

Undoubtably, the movie will gross several hundred millions of dollars. And a lot of the money will wash through the very hands Ms. Hathaway is demonstrating against. 

Or am I totally off-base? And Anne is not the naive little princess she appears to be and this act is a charade designed to get publicity. I think I would respect her more if this were the case. After all, Kanye West and Russell Brand already stopped by. And Jay-Z’s Occupy All Streets T-shirts attempted to ring up some bills. Of course:

She covered her face with a red checked pattern scarf to hide her identity and the people with her became more agitated.

Anne Hathaway and Adam Shulman, “undercover”

Her boyfriend, Adam Shulman, became annoyed when people started taking pictures of the The Devil Wears Prada actress.

Adam, who is also an actor, repeatedly stuck his hand out in front of his girlfriend’s face as a passersby attempted to get a picture of her.

Seriously? You are famous and you go to public event. What do you expect if not publicity?

Let’s change climes and move a little east, shall we? Take a look at our Army brethren over in Bagram:

Occupy Bagram, the Army in Afghanistan, Quit your bitchin’ and get back to work

I love it. Quit your bitchin’ and get back to work!

The funny thing about military bases is that many of them have the same little rocks, identical benches, and boxy structures. I thought I had perhaps visited that base, so familiar did it look. But no. Not Paper or Plastic Bagram for me. . .

Hand Salute: Theo Spark

Is It Possible

That a bayonet can double as a flash drive?

That one of the top blogs in Mexico is antinarc?

That Miss Iceland turned in one of the FBI’s Most Wanted after befriending a cat?

That Amish men are now running in gangs?

That the Arab Fall is really the Arab fail?

That you want to attend the Wall Street protests?

That a naval officer is being cut from the New England Patriots for deploying?

That UK’s top religious figure, a man with obvious political leanings, now decries politics?

That Seve Jobs’ real father was a Syrian Muslim man named Abdulfattah John Jandali?

That movies are now being filmed with iPhones?

That Al Qaeda is questioning the legality of us killing terrorists?

That there is another kind of protest happening, one about guitars?

That a well-known blogger can write a taut thriller about Iran, the country of his birth?

That a SEAL is peddling weapons from Iraq and Afghanistan?

That Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids?