Did you know that King Henry VIII’s third wife was named Joyce Penelope Wilhelmina Frankenberg (JPWF)? If you were not aware of this fact, do not despair. I am just goofing around. King Hank’s wife’s actual name was not JPWF, but Jane Seymour. Not to be confused with Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. Do click on the link to find out who JPWF is.