Ladies- Control Yourselves, Please!

Surely (Shirley) there is a lady amongst you all whose heart flutters ever so more at the sight of the below gentleman:

Lifelike figure of a Neanderthal Man in the Neanderthal Museum in Mettmann by Duesseldorf, Northrhine-Westphalia, Germany. Image shot 2006. Exact date unknown.
Pucker up: a face only (you and) a mother could love

If so, please contact Professor George Church of Harvard Medical School. Also, free up nine months in your calendar. Forget about the pickles and ice-cream, it’s gonna be deer jerky and cranberries for you!