A Sordid Tale of Bored Rich Kids

The story of Morgan Gliedman and Aaron Greene is a sordid tale of bored rich kids, Occupy Wall Streeters, and bags o’heroin. New York Magazine has a great story on the two miscreants, along with some sharp illustrations:

Sid and Nancy with Exoplosives- Inide the Lives of Aaron Greene and Morgan Gliedman (Illustration by Tomer Hanuka)
Sid and Nancy with Exoplosives- Inside the Lives of Aaron Greene and Morgan Gliedman (Illustration by Tomer Hanuka)

Preggers Terrorist, Morgan Gliedman

This is Morgan Gliedman: she’s dating a Harvard grad and is a daughter to prominent New Yorkers:

Morgan Gliedman
Morgan Gliedman

And she was just arrested (along with her baby daddy Aaron Greene) with: a plastic container with seven grams of a white chemical powder called HMTD, which is so powerful, cops evacuated several nearby buildings. Police also found a flare launcher, which is a commercial replica of a grenade launcher; a modified 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun; ammo; and nine high-capacity rifle magazines, the sources said. Cops also allegedly uncovered papers about creating homemade booby traps, improvised submachine guns, and various handwritten notebooks containing chemical formulas.

Nod with me on this one, if you guessed Occupy Wall Street, you would be right. Now I am no gynecologist, but Morgan is nine months preggers. Which means in a couple of days, weeks max (provided Morgan is human and not an elephant) a wittle 99&er is going to come squirting out. Glad the coppers found all that explodey stuff. Could be dangerous with the little guy around and all. . .