UnSaturday Blogging, Where I Jack Up Half the Posts

If it is in stock, we have it!

This dude hits targets at 1000 yards? Wait, it is a chick, I mean, lady?

Navy to name ships after real heroes.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blond. Oops, I mean, blind.

The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference?

How do you dispose of your pet carrier? Um, I mean, your fav aircraft carrier.

Héloïse Goodley has cool punctuation in her name. She is also a soldier.

If a man comes to kill you, rise early and sneeze on him first. Yikes, I mean, kill’im first.

Danica Patrick crashes, blogger to blame?

I’ve got the little Fokker in sight. Ooops, hmm. I do mean lil’ Fokker.

Life of a female Ranchhand.

Objections from a former drunken Tailor. Ah, I mean, Sailor, of course.

Sailors are very brave and must be good swimmers.

I have beaver trouble! That is right, beavers. Cause. Trouble. Agnawing trouble.

Delicious kiwis. The bird. Or the fruit. Both!

Politicians misbehaving, “Депутаты” (Hand Salute: Kris)