Navy Captain J. R. Primm

After the below nightmare post on male underwear, I need to redeem myself, to balance the blog, with a more appropriate uniform post. On the 19th of September of 1962, Navy Captain J. R. Primm went into James B. Tan & Co in Yokosuka, Japan and bought the Captain’s jacket you see in the photograph. And surprisingly, it just turned up on eBay:

Navy Captain Unifrom on eBay (WWII)

Navy Captain Uniform on eBay (WWII)

Per the ad, the medals include: Navy Good Conduct Medal, European Theater Medal, American Campaign Medal, WW2 Victory Medal, Occupation Medal, National Defense Medal, and Expeditionary Medal.

A Barber Could Use a Barbour Jacket to Keep Himself Dry!

Barbour JacketReader mark (Not Mark, who is a contrarian dude who lurks around here) asked Ex Bootneck a question on Barbour Jackets. Honestly, I had no clue what a Barbour was/is. But Ex Boot had no such deficiencies. The question from mark was:

I recently acquired a old and musty barbour coat and I was wondering if Ex Bootneck has had one in the past, since I see he is a outdoor guy, and if he had any suggestions for how to ventilate it.  

And the gouge straight from Ex B:

Ref, the Barbour Jacket; I am just about to educate young Mark, and blind his mind with technical science that originated in 1894, at the Barbour Jacket workshop in South Shields, just 70 miles North from my home.

He is correct, in that I do use an outdoors ‘Barbour Jacket’ (men wear jackets, woman wear coats), it’s a British thing!

In fact I may well contribute a ‘tome’ to your blog on the reasons, why’s, and where for’s, on the use of such ‘waxed, waterproof, thorn, and barbed wire tear resistant, Jackets’.

A quick change of barrels…

The “foggiest idea”or even “my memory is a bit ‘foggy’ on the event” was first used by Charles Dickens. 

It also refers back to the great ‘smogs’ (smoke-and-fog mixture) of England’s large industrial Cities, CIRCA 1900. With London suffering the worst, as it also endured millions of coal fires polluting the air, as well as that from coal fed power stations within the City. On still windless days the smog actually turned day into night, which could last weeks. The smogs were so thick that breathing was made very difficult; each year thousands died through respiratory problems, mainly the very young and elderly suffered.

(On the old Sherlock Holmes movies you will notice that some of the London streets have slow swirling fog throughout the scenes. ‘Footpads’, muggers, and thieves operated in this twilight zone to the detriment of others).

The Clean Air Act 1956. Was an ‘Act of the Parliament’ of the United Kingdom, passed in response to London’s ‘Great Smog’ of December 1952, which was so thick it even permeated homes and work places internally. In just over a week it killed 4000 people, and made over 100.000 seriously ill. Sulphur Dioxide was the main culprit, which formed from the burning fall out of cheap coal (the best hard coal was exported). The Clean Air Act created smokeless fuel zones combined with the introduction of higher quality fuels that burned more efficiently, thus reducing the smog effect. The River Thames was the constant source that provided the ‘fog’, the thick yellow and dark green mix of ‘smog’ was often referred to as a ‘peasouper’ as it resembled the colour of pea soup! 

To this day London’s nickname is still ‘the Big Smoke’.

We live and learn old chap, but only if people make an effort to pass forth the information to enlighten others… (Perhaps another one for the Blog)?

Barbour JacketYours Aye.

Forgive me for not clarifying what our Barbour expert is talking about when he mentioned foggiest. It is just me fooling around with him when I passed mark’s question his way: Mark from the blog had a question below. And I don’t have the slightest idea what a barbour coat is. (Translation if that was not understod: I don’t have the foggiest idea what a barbour coat is. . . Heheh. Forgive me, I’ve been watching Sherlock Holmes. . . ) 

You know, that was funnier when I wrote it. . .

RAF Pilots newly winged; flying from the seat in their pants!

The RAF have just ‘badged’ four ‘Pilot’ officers with their pilot wings at a ceremony at Creech Air Force Base, Nevada. Nothing strange about this I hear you say? 

Well perhaps I should explain a little bit more on the RAF’s new ‘brylcreem’ boys, dressed here in their best serge blue…

RAF Boys

These four aeronautical ‘chaps’ are unusual to the normal, as they have not drawn oxygen from a mask at great giddy heights whilst engaged in dog-fight tactics, never barfed in a sick bag caused through contour flying, felt the effects of negative G (or the rumble of turbulence around their undercarriage); not even  qualified in survival skills or endured an escape and evasion exercise, etc, etc. What we see before us are the new type of RAF ‘Fly Boy’ who do indeed fly from the seat of their pants, whilst they sit comfortably within the military compound at Creech Air Force Base, Nevada.

Lucky little darlings! Not for them the grime, blood, sweat & tears endured by their fellow Pilot officers in Afghanistan… Instead there are cries of “Oi, this pizza is cold”, and “where’s the Extra portion of fries, and the large coke I ordered”!

Albeit, their wings are slightly different from those worn with distinction by real ‘rocket jockeys’ (distinguishable by blue laurel leaves as opposed to brown) they are still recognised ‘fly wings’ as worn by virtually every military air force.

I await the day their medals arrive for disclosure to the world ;-)

RAF drone squadron

(Four real RAF aeronautical chaps)

Joking aside;

Our newly badged ‘Fly Boys’ actually do a great job, and I do sincerely take my hat off to them. Their effort is as important as that of every boot on the ground. Whether people like it or not, I think they (and those that follow) are to become the future of every military combat air force world wide.

RAF pilots become the first to earn their wings for flying unmanned drones against the Taliban – from their desks

Quote. ”Because operators are based thousands of miles away from the battlefield, and undertake operations entirely through computer screens and remote audio-feed, there is a risk of developing a ‘PlayStation’ mentality to killing”.

— Philip Alston, United Nations special reporter on extrajudicial killings, report to the UN Human Rights Council, 2 June 2010.

Quote. “So it was that the war in the air began. Men rode upon the whirlwind that night, and slew and fell like archangels. The sky rained heroes upon the astonished earth. Surely the last fights of mankind were the best. What was the heavy pounding of your Homeric swordsmen, what was the creaking charge of chariots, besides this swift rush, this crash, this giddy triumph, this headlong sweep to death”?

— H. G. Wells, ‘The World Set Free,’ 1914.

As it spins the world changes…

Police Officers In England, Wales & Northern Ireland at Risk!

Civilian Health & Safety advisors are now required to accompany Police officers whilst patrolling the beat in England, Wales & Northern Ireland.

In addition to this. The Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO) have declared that serving police officers must now carry soft rubber truncheons (that squeak when used), as well as handcuffs made out of fluffy soft material to ensure they do not injure them selves whilst making arrests against ‘naughty’ members of the general public.

Further more. Duty Shift Inspectors are to ensure that all serving police officers bring in a note from their ‘parents’ at the start of each shift, stating that their respective Police officer is wearing clean underwear, has eaten a full meal, and not stayed up all night playing video games.

Am I being serious?

Well, not really, but almost… Click on the link to peruse a story that could only hit the headlines on April 1st, and weep real tears for the poor souls who pay taxes in the County of Norfolk in the UK.

Police chief attacks his officer’s decision to sue garage owner over 999 call injuries saying her actions do not represent …

Naked Dudes and Flat Tires: Wassup!

Naked Dudes and Flat TiresAs I type this, I am sitting in Panera. It is four in the afternoon and I am waiting patiently, in uniform, for the tire repair shop across the street to finish patching my tire. Twenty minutes ago, I drove over a piece of chain-link fence, giving me a very slow leak. The tired tire guy sprayed the hole with Windex where I pulled the piece of chain-link out and indeed the puncture was bubbling.

At the repair shop, a man walked up to me with an excuse me, sir? He then thanked me for me service. In a very heartfelt, humble way. I shook his hand and thanked him with a it’s my honor and privilege.  

And then just ten minutes ago, as I am waiting to cross the street, three Hispanic high school kids chatted me up. Hey, one of them asked,  Army or Navy? He wore rosary beads around his neck and his hair was spiky.

Navy, I replied.

Wassup! he yelled. YELLED. 

I ignored him. Even though one of his buddies talked about joining the Air Force. I’d no time for silliness. I had to get over to Panera to hit my orange juice. And to write this.

As for my title and naked dudes,  I was at my gym this morning, changing into my uniform after a great workout. Someone several lockers away bellowed, excuse me. I ignored him. I did not know anyone at that Encinitas gym. The heavy rains had necessitated that I take different roads to the freeway. So I decided to drive over to the coast. Good thing I belong to a gym with locations all over San Diego.

Soldier! the man insisted.

Naked Dudes and Flat TiresI guess he was talking to me. Yes, I replied turning to a naked dude.

Thanks for doing what you do. And he shook my hand.

Just writing this, makes me shake my head. Naked dudes and flat tires, WASSUP!

Update: I really must thank Evans Tires for doing the job for free! Great Americans, all of them.

Fitty Cent Rages On

The shooting match about whether Fifty Cent was wrong to wear a Marine Corps dress uniform continues at my prior post. Folks drop by and try to wave the First Amendment. Or use false arguments, like I am condemning all artist (actors, musicians, etc) who wear the uniform. The issue is not the art. It is respect. Sure, wear dress blues if you are an actor. But wear it properly. The way Fifty Cent wears it is highly disrespectful.

Steven Seagal Training Posse

I know you are looking at Steven Seagal’s shemagh in the below picture and wondering where you can get one. Do not fear, I’ll do the searching for you; try U.S. Cavalry.

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio (L) watches as actor and Maricopa County posse member Steven Seagal addresses the media about a simulated school shooting in Fountain Hills, Arizona

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio watches as actor and Maricopa County posse member Steven Seagal addresses the media about a simulated school shooting in Fountain Hills, Arizona.

Has anyone ever called Mr. Seagal, Steve? Has anyone ever called a shemagh a he-magh?

Smelly Chinstraps

I spent a warm summer at a military academy in the mid-west. It was a good experience, but I think what stopped me from spending another summer there was that I don’t like the smell of chinstraps:

Members of Riverside Military Academy from Gainesville, Ga., march down Baker Street during the 31st annual Veterans Day Parade in Atlanta, Saturday, Nov. 10, 2012.

Navy Dodges New Khaki Uniform

Officially cancelled, I could not be more happy. Not only do we not need another uniform, I am swaddled in beige five days a week. And I like it when given given the opportunity to wear the Service Dress Blues. Why must we change our uniforms every two years?

Mohamed Nasheed, Sorry for my Superficiality

I am afraid I’ve nothing but the most superficial of observations about the once-Maldives President Mohamed Nasheed. He was arrested today by Maldivian policemen wearing some very primitive aquaflage. And I wondered if our Navy took a cue from them:

Riot police arrest Maldives President Mohamed Nasheed

His supporters accused the government of using violence against Mr Nasheed and former cabinet ministers, stating that 50 heavily armed police in riot gear broke down the door of the house he was staying in and used pepper spray while making their arrests.

Hamid Abdul Ghafoor, spokesman for Mr Nasheed’s Maldivian Democratic Party, said his arrest marked the “end of the road for democracy” on the islands and called for Commonwealth leaders to intervene.

The end of the road? Your party, Mr. Ghafoor is called the Maldivian Democratic Party, not the Maldivian Quitters Party. Hang tough, will’ya?

The Latest Navy Uniform Breakthroughs

Like an old record, the Navy is looking at a couple of innovative uniform options. First up, a red or khaki dress-jumper for the lady Sailors:

Liberty Bells performer Allison Rihn and Renee Freeman, members of Liberty Bells perform on the USS Little Rock.

Or how about a Chubby Checker look, kind of a 1950s thing, with rolled hems?

Members of the Mexican navy band practice prior to the military parade of the Independence Day celebrations, Mexico City.

Just kidding, the first picture is of the Liberty Bells and the second is the Mexican Navy.

Is It Illegal to Wear a Navy Uniform If. . .

I would advise someone who is a civilian not to wear a military uniform, but there might be a chance that this is legal. On the question of wearing a Navy uniform as a costume:

Is wearing a naval officer dress uniform illegal if you are not an officer?

I only mentioned Navy because its the simplest one with hardly any distinctive logos on it (the CG as well) and I saw someone in dress whites for a Halloween party last year on campus. No he wasn’t in ROTC and even if he was his shoulder boards and cap would be different, he was just a regular freshman on the track team rocking 4 stripes and CO scrambled eggs on his cap. . .

I don’t blame them. Everyone probably wants to wear that uniform.

The Main Reason I Avoid Mongolian Festivals

I love Mongolian bar-b-que, but I generally avoid all Mongolian festivals. And below is photographic evidence behind my reluctance to go party like Genghis Khan. I look terrible in pink speedos and slip-on sleeves:

A Mongolian boy in costume runs past a member of guard of honor during the Naadam Festival in Ulan Bator, Mongolia Wednesday, July 11, 2012. Mongolians celebrate the anniversary of Genghis Khan’s march to world conquest on July 11 with the annual sports festival featuring traditional Mongolian events including wrestling, archery, and horse racing.

 I do, however, like the painted Uggs. Very tactical. . .