Incredible footage of Boeing Dreamliner shooting straight up into the sky instantly from take off as pilots prepare for air show. Amazing scenes as a Boeing 787 Dreamliner pilot pushes the jet into a steep climb just seconds after the passenger aircraft takes off in advance of the 2015 Paris Airshow. The test pilots pushed the aircraft into a climb far steeper than anything that would normally be attempted during an ordinary passenger service in an effort to show the advanced aircraft’s incredible capabilities. Aircraft took off from Washington and performed a range of incredibly complex manoeuvres
‘Mother of Gawd!’ I’d pay for a full flight ticket just to have a window seat on the steep aerobatics climb… “Ladies & Gentlemen please fasten yarhooooooooo!” Yours Aye.
US Navy tests its electromagnetic catapult: New device is capable of hurling 80,000lb fighter jets into the sky at 240mph. Dubbed the Electromagnetic Aircraft Launch System, or Emals, the idea behind the technology is to replace existing steam catapults used to launch planes. While steam catapults can give fighters the extra boost they need to take off, they are heavy and cause stress to a fighter plane’s systems. The ‘dead-load’ was recently launched aboard the Gerald R. Ford carrier into the James River in Virginia
A recent test of ‘Emals’ proved that it can haul up to 80,000lbs (36,300kg) of dead load steel into the air. For comparison an F-35 has a maximum takeoff weight of 60,000lb (27,000kg). Test showed the electromagnetic catapult provided much smoother acceleration, placing less stress on the aircraft.
According to Air and Space, an electromagnetic catapult can launch every 45 seconds. Sounds like a win-win for the USN as well as the taxpayer, perhaps even for the poor sods who occupy the cabins directly below the flight deck. Yours Aye.
It would appear the good ship Mellow Jihadi has run aground on a submerged sand bar! Flares have been sent up, and signals despatched to the techies of WordPress. It is hoped we will be afloat on the next high tide – meanwhile we’ll double the watch, and keep an eye out of for pirates, gypsies, tramps and thieves… Yours Aye.
Would you blow £3,800/$5,806 on an inflatable tent? Ingenious new design by a German company promises ‘intuitive and extremely fast pitching.’
‘Heimplanet’ have three blow-up tents in their range, which cost from £280 for the basic two-man model to £3,800 for their most advanced base camp-style structure.
That ‘Maverick’ shown here is a staggering 200 times more expensive than some of the cheapest standard tents on the market – but is claimed to be ‘extremely stable and robust’ in every weather condition, including wind speeds higher than 110mph – equivalent to a category-two hurricane… Heimplanet boast their tents will shelter you from elements in four minutes
I’ll stick with my Terra Nova Goretex double hooped Bivi that I can pitch up in four minutes, even when the weather is blowing a hooligan…
And it just so happens I know of someone who is desperate to get rid of his ‘ex-military Short Wheel Base ½ Ton – Series III Lightweight Air Portable Land Rover’ (not the one pictured but still an excellent runner for £3,350) So against the price of an ‘arty-farty’ blow up tent – one could purchase a brand new Terra Nova Bivi, as well as a classic Landrover and still have £100 left over for a cracking adventure. Yours Aye.
Entrepreneur who is crowd-funding for a bulletproof groin guard puts his money where his mouth is – sort of! Businessman volunteered to be shot in the groin with a rifle.
Jeremiah Raber can be seen nervously standing next to a tree as friend Matt Heck takes aim in St Louis, Missouri. Footage shows the 38-year-old taping an ‘X’ on to one of his company’s groin protectors before he places it underneath his jeans in a bid to show it really is ‘the strongest jockstrap in the world’. Wants to raise publicity about his campaign to raise $30,000 for Nutshellz
It brought tears to my eyes… Yours Aye.
And there you have it… Yours Aye.
Chris Roberts, the founder of One World Labs, told an FBI agent earlier this year that he had deliberately hacked a plane’s in-flight entertainment system (IFE) while aboard the aircraft, a search warrant by the agency claims. He also alleged to have overwritten code on the plane’s Thrust Management Computer, allowing him to issue a climb command and make the plane swerve sideways, according to the affidavit.
Roberts was detained by the Federal Bureau of Investigation last month after he tweeted that he might hack into the onboard systems of the domestic United Airlines flight that he was traveling on. “He said that he successfully commanded the system he had accessed to issue the “CLB” or climb command,… He stated that he thereby caused one of the airplane engines to climb resulting in a sideways movement” FBI Affidavit.
Being a ‘boots on the ground’ sort of a chap – I have no idea whether this is just total blather – or whether there is merit in what has been stated. My instinct runs with total blather, and some free advertising for One World Labs… Yours Aye.
A MellowJihadi public information piece follows. The poor voice over quality is worth putting up with – for the impact it makes at the end… Yours Aye.
Most truck boxes are just an empty bin. Industrial-strength BillyBoxes have adjustable dividers, tool holders, LED lighting and a security system. Options include V-grips for guns and rods and even an audio system. Built in Austin, TX.
Gawd strewth; until I viewed this BillyBox advert, I had no idea I required one! Yours Aye.
Boeing patent reveals plans for Star Trek-style FORCE FIELD: Device would protect vehicles and buildings from explosion shockwaves. A force field that can protect vehicles from the destructive blast-waves thrown out by explosions is being developed by aircraft manufacturer Boeing.The company has been granted a patent for a device that appears to work like the fictional shields seen in science fiction movies like Star Wars and Star Trek. The system works by using an ‘arc generator’ to rapidly heat the air in front of a shockwave creating a cloud of electrically charged gas. The ‘arc generator’ uses lasers, microwaves or electric current to ionise the air in front of the shockwave so it deflects & reflects energy from the explosion
This in addition to; The ARMOUR that can repel direct incoming fire:
British military scientists have been working on a new type of armour designed to repel incoming fire from vehicles. The armour, developed by researchers at the Defence Science and Technology Laboratory (Dstl) would use pulses of electrical energy to defelct rockets, shrapnel and other ammunition that might damage a vehicle. Engineers behind the technology claim it is possible to incorporate supercapacitors into the body of a tank or armoured personnel carrier to turn it into a kind of giant battery.
When incoming fire is detected, the energy stored in the supercapacitor can be rapidly dumped onto the metal plating on the outside of the vehicle, producing a strong electromagnetic field that creates a momentary forecfield capable of repelling incoming metal. If timed correctly, the scientists behind the technology say it could help to prevent rocket propelled grenades and shells that detonate on impact from reaching their target. (DSTL), testing electric armour on an armoured personnel carrier at one their test range facilities
Meanwhile in the ‘wannabe’ Caliphate: ISIS militants destroy ancient artefacts using dated technology… And there we have it – the writing is on the wall for ISIS to take heed, that is, unless they have already destroyed the wall. Their end is nigh – their destruction is overdue! Yours Aye.
True cost and sound quality of ‘Dre Beats’ headphones revealed: * Headphone designers estimate cost of making fancy headset could be $14 * Cheapest Beats headphones cost $200 and price goes as high as $700 * Jimmy Iovine and Dr Dre created $3.2billion company in the mid-2000s * It was sold to Apple in May of 2014 and they are now company employees * Deal included $2.6billion in cash and approximately $400million in stock.
It may cost more to get your haircut than it does to make a pair of Dre Beats headphones.
Unsurprisingly; during an audio test of 18 of the top-selling headphone brands TIME Magazine ranked Beats as the second-to-worst entry in terms of sound quality. Brand name-gullible-mindless-sheeple…
Which leads me on to my money spinner: “Essence of Yorkshire!” Yorkshire glass storage jars – containing pure Yorkshire air – bottled at source on the Yorkshire Moors at midnight. Followed by a canine version; “Essence of Nipper” Dog breath bottled first thing in the morning after his ‘ease springs’ leg stretch. £150 GBP / $221 USD. Yours Aye.
Muharrem Yazgan is a regular guy who suffers from hearing loss. Normally, communication with strangers is a challenge for him, but on this particular day he noticed something very different about his city. The touching stunt was set in motion by Muharrem’s sister, who helped Samsung and fellow residents pull it off, which allowed Muharrem to have one day without barriers…
Positive marketing by Samsung, but what they now offer is an incredible lifeline to a lot of people who are hearing impaired. You may well be surprised at how many recent armed forces veterans would benefit from a video call centre – just to get through the daily grind of life. We should never take what we have for granted. Yours Aye.
Constantly checking your mobile? Then you could be depressed, study claims.
Scientists from Baylor University in Waco, Texas, said that individuals who relentlessly check their phone (stock images shown) may be trying to improve how they feel emotionally. Study found people attached to their phones are more prone to moodiness
My iPhone goes into my pocket first thing in the morning, and only sees daylight if it rings. The fewer the calls, the more content I become; I’m oozing contentment as I pixelate before you. Yours Aye.
Driverless cars get green light and you WON’T need a licence meaning they’ll be able to do the school run on their own.
* Women are expected to benefit most – almost a third don’t have a licence.
* Disabled, elderly and children are also likely to gain from driverless cars.
* Children could be put in ‘robocar’ at home and sent to school without adult.
* Ministers to announce trials on Wednesday following six-month study. Motorists will not need a licence to use driverless cars
Not wishing to pee on anyone’s bonfire, but; I’ve been using driverless cars for years – they’re called ‘taxis!’ You just open the back door – take a deep breath – and burble something you hope sounds like your current address to the driver – then you promptly fall asleep. Simple! Yours Aye.
Hacker group Anonymous ‘declare war on Jihadist’s after Charlie Hebdo massacre by pledging to target terrorists on social media. Authorities targeting extremists may have found an unlikely ally in the group in the battle against terrorism after the activists released a video condemning the gun attack at the satirical magazine which left 12 people dead.
In the clip, which was uploaded to the group’s Belgian YouTube account, a figure wearing the group’s Guy Fawkes mask and a hood says in French in an electronically distorted voice: ‘We are declaring war against you, the terrorists.’
Anonymous ‘declare war on jihadists’ after Charlie Hebdo massacre
This will definitely send the Jihadist’s back to the medieval age! Anonymous; if this site happens to catch your eye – please note that this is the “Mellow Jihadi” blog…
‘Who was that masked man’ ~ ‘I guess we’ll never know?’ Yours Aye.
‘Cyber terrorism may replace the hijacker and bomber and become the weapon of choice': Advances in technology pose new threats to aeroplanes.
Cyber attacks and commercial drones pose a growing risk of commercial aeroplane crashes, a major insurer has said.
Technical advances in aircraft design and navigation systems have reduced the chance of dying in a plane crash, but the reliance on computers poses new types of risks. ‘Cyber terrorism may replace the hijacker and bomber and become the weapon of choice on attacks against the aviation community’ German insurer Allianz said in a review of aviation safety, publicly expressing concerns that others insurers have discussed in private. ‘Cyber terrorism may replace the hijacker and bomber and become the weapon of choice’
Besides drones collecting confidential information; just one of the little blighter’s carrying a small device could easily bring down a commercial aircraft. Time enough to ban them methinks…? Yours Aye.