Natalie (cuckoo) Bennet…

_62399038_015755996-1Ladies and Gentlemen; (Dramatic pause – drum roll – ‘CLASH’ of cymbals!) It gives me great pleasure to present Natalie Bennet, the (cuckoo) leader of the Green Party…

Who today spouted forth many pearls of Green Party wisdom; “It should NOT be a crime to join ISIS!” 

In addition to a previous pearl where the ‘left wing socialist’ – ‘self declared feminist’ leader suggested; The Queen could move into a council house, as a result of her [my] plans to abolish the monarchy. Cue the Green Party ‘anthem’ as Natalie is returned to her straight jacket, and gagged… Yours Aye! 

John Kerry and a French Kiss…

Toe-curling diplomacy: US woos France with hugs, kisses and a VERY awkward rendition of ‘You’ve Got a Friend’ by James Taylor to make up for snubbing terror march by world leaders made sure the world was in no doubt of how close the bond between the French and the Americans was with this awkward hug outside the Elysee Palace with President Francois Hollande this morning.article-2913072-24C305D000000578-588_636x400Kerry – who promised to give the French a ‘big hug’ when he arrived in the country – is in Paris as a show of solidarity with the capital following the three days of violence which left 17 dead, visiting both the Charlie Hebdo offices and the Jewish supermarket targeted by extremists. The French foreign minister also confirmed Kerry had apologised for not attending the march on Sunday, which was attended by leaders from around the world. The French foreign minister also confirmed Kerry had apologised for not attending the march on Sunday, which was attended by leaders from around the world.

I was in agony after watching the grovelling debacle, as I had just returned from a long walk. ‘Heavy leather walking boots are not suitable for such toe curling situations!’ It is accepted that Obama would not attend due to his security dilemma; It was accepted that Biden could not attend due to his inability to walk and talk at the same time.  A French farce? Eric Holder was actually in Paris having attended anti-terrorism talks, but for reasons known only to himself he failed to appear?            Yours Aye.

Caution: Remove tight fitting footwear prior to viewing the James Taylor clip…

Boys with their toys…

21F6B4C700000578-0-image-m-14_1421168020316Boys should play with dolls to encourage them to become carers – says Liberal Democrat minister Jo Swinson.

Jo Swinson (right) said boys would learn to be ‘nurturing and caring’ if they spent their free time with dolls. She said she wanted to tackle ‘dated stereotypes’ about the sexes, including getting more girls interested in science and engineering. 24ABB54700000578-2908529-image-m-21_1421168617775

Miss Swinson, who has a one-year-old son, spoke out during a debate about how to recruit 1million more people into the care sector. Former Lib Dem care minister Paul Burstow warned that women make up 82 per cent of the care work force, and many young men do not know about how to get a job in the industry. Miss Swinson said the solution could be getting young boys to play with dolls earlier in life, so that they might grow up to become a carer.

So… On that given idea, one would presume if one brought up one’s child to play with matches or a Zippo (petrol and kindle-wood optional,) he would join the Fire Service? Dozy bloody woman, and one typical of the Lib Dem’s. As a wee young tacker I spent my indoor time with Airfix 1/32 scale WWII Commando’s, and German Infantry. I once received a box of WWII Italian Infantry, which was empty – obviously they’d all deserted!     Yours Aye.P1010466IMAG0024 copy12505_pd288308full

From one Muslim to many. Go forth & multiply if you’re unhappy!

24A8850D00000578-2907941-image-m-6_1421141366825Moroccan-born mayor of Rotterdam tells fellow Muslims who do not appreciate the ‘freedoms’ of living in the West’ to ‘pack your bags and f*** off’ on live TV. Labour politician Ahmed Aboutaleb, a former journalist who was appointed mayor of the Dutch city in 2008, is known for his straight-forward stance on integration. 

The 53-year-old won the praise of London-mayor Boris Johnson over his comments last week, attacking fellow Muslims who move to Western nations and refuse to accept the way of life. ‘SAFE FOR WORK’ UNLESS YOU SPEAK DUTCH AND ARE EASILY OFFENDED…

‘Vanish from the Netherlands if you cannot find your place here!’ The first socialist Labour politician (with a spine) whose comment I actually agree with. It’s a shame he’s Dutch and not one of our own.        Yours Aye.

Dictator’s sense of humour failure…

2429FC5500000578-0-image-a-23_1418993192350-1George Clooney reveals top Hollywood names refused to sign petition supporting Kim Jong-un assassination movie. Hollywood star George Clooney said fellow celebrities and industry figures did not want to sign a petition supporting ‘The Interview’ film featuring the assassination of Kim Jong-un as they were afraid of the consequences. Clooney said he wanted to see the film released online to undermine the threats of the hacking gang that is now known to be supported by North Korean agents. George Clooney reveals top Hollywood names refused to sign petition Final Scene The Interview

Property of Columbia pictures: ‘The Interview’ What the North Korean hackers didn’t want you to see: End scene from ‘The Interview’

A handful of theaters across the U.S. have also cancelled screenings of ‘Team America’ – the 2004 puppet comedy that parodies former North Korea leader Kim Jong Il, which they planned to run in place of ‘The Interview’ Fortunately I do not give a damn about the over blown grotesque short arsed North Korean Dictator (or the previous one!) So for those of you who wish to be entertained for a few minutes, the following clip for your edification…

5874369_orig“Ok, I wanna place my mid morning snack order” – “Six big Mac’s with double extra cheese, and a double portion of fries with each Mac – I’ll also take a gallon of chocolate milk shake, and don’t forget the straw and serviette’s this time!”  Greedy barsteward – as your own people starve!      Yours Aye

Emperor Obama announces amnesty

‘You can come out of the shadows and get right with the law': Obama announces amnesty for millions of ‘anchor baby’ parents and illegal immigrant children – as long as they’ve been in US for five years2358C7EA00000578-0-image-25_1416533339065

* Obama addressed the nation to outline a new executive order that will allow millions of illegal immigrants to remain in the country
* New plan has enraged Republicans who say he lacks the constitutional authority to pick and choose which to deport
* Illegal immigrants can’t apply for months and no one who arrived after January 1, 2010 is eligible
* President acknowledges that it’s a temporary fix and demands help from Congress to make it permanent
* Anyone who takes advantage of the program will have to pass criminal and national security background checks, pay their taxes, pay a fee and prove their eligibility
* Two Republican aides complained about an ‘amnesty’ for people who came to the US illegally and then had children here – calling their children ‘anchor babies’ 
Obama announces amnesty for millions of ‘anchor baby’ parents and illegal immigrant children – as long as they’ve been in US for five years

Sounds like a real ‘pot-mess’ to me, but I’ll wait for you good people to comment… However; If Prime Minister Cameron announced a similar deal over the EU, he would be gone by Monday morning, and his party voted out of power in May 2015.      Yours Aye.235F473200000578-2844238-image-2_1416585232919

“We will not stand idle as the president undermines the rule of law in our country,” John Boehner said on Friday during a press conference, in which he accused Obama of “damaging the presidency” and “turning a deaf ear to the people he was elected to serve.”

Hilarity ‘the biggest loser’ Clinton

Hillary Rodham Clinton

Hilarity ‘cross my eyes and hope to die – if ever I tell y’all a lie’ Clinton. The 2014 election was a disaster for Hillary Clinton. Why? Allow Matthew Continetti explain all…

It’s late over here in ‘dear old Blighty’ (04:20 hrs) which means I will now retire to my bed with a smile on my face and a glow in my heart; all provided by Hilarity’s picture (which is something I never thought I would ever say!)     Yours ‘Eye’!

Bloody Well Done… HUZZAH!

newgoptakescontrol_20141104_232745countdownA hearty B.Z. to those who voted RepublicanHISTORIC POWER SHIFT: Republicans seize SEVEN Senate seats from Democrats and hold 15 more as dramatic wins put US Senate in GOP control with 52 seats for the first time in a decade

Only another 734 days, 17635 hours, (counting down, etc) and the socialist Clown in Chief will have to collapse the big top and vacate the White House… HUZZAH!        Yours Aye.

Stupidity ‘gallops’ in the family…

1413511287958_wps_8_FILE_In_this_Jan_30_2010_‘I deeply regret and am embarrassed for my actions': Son of Vice President Joe Biden ‘discharged from the Navy after ONE month for testing positive for cocaine.’ Right: ‘Joe holding an imaginary tub of popcorn alongside his son Hunter.’

The 44-year-old son of U.S. Vice President Joe Biden has been discharged from the Navy following just one months service after testing positive for cocaine, it has emerged. Hunter Biden, a Yale graduate and high-profile lawyer, was an ensign in the Navy Reserve but was kicked out after failing a drug test, The Wall Street Journal reported Thursday.  Below: ‘Hunter & Joe pointing at imaginary friends, who live somewhere around their imaginary world.’1413505418523_wps_3_U_S_Vice_President_Joe_Bi

The married father-of-three, who only chose to enter into the military part-time last year, at the age of 43, reported for duty at the Navy Public Affairs Support Element East in Norfolk, Virginia, on May 7, 2013. However in June, the following month, Biden tested positive for cocaine during a urinalysis, according to The Journal. Son of Vice President Joe Biden ‘discharged from the Navy after ONE month for testing positive for cocaine.’

In time-honoured fashion for any mention of Joe Biden, I offer the following clown horn tribute. And for his son Hunter, a high-profile lawyer volunteering his services with the USN ‘Public Affairs Support Element,’ I offer the following ‘March of the Gladiators’ ‘Big Top’ Circus Theme Song Because only a clown would use cocaine and then hope to pass a urine test within the Armed Forces? Hunter should face the fact that stupidity runs in his family, and take solace in the knowledge that he isn’t alone…      Yours Aye.

A cheating Democrat = Never?

Army War College rescinds Montana Sen. John Walsh’s degree after investigation confirms he plagiarised a research paper. The U.S. Army War College revoked Democratic Sen. John Walsh’s master’s degree after an investigation completed on Friday concluded he plagiarized a research paper required to graduate, a college spokeswoman said.John Walsh, Michael Walsh

The Carlisle, Pennsylvania, college assigned an academic review board to the probe in August after The New York Times published a story showing that the Montana senator borrowed heavily from other sources for a paper he wrote in 2007. Walsh was pursuing a Master of Strategic Studies degree at age 47, a year before he became Montana’s Adjutant-General overseeing the state National Guard.

Walsh’s office released a statement saying the senator ‘disagrees with the findings’ but accepts the college’s decision. ‘I apologize to all Montanans for the plagiarism in my 2007 paper, and I am prepared to live with its consequences,’ Walsh said in the statement. Democratic Sen. John Walsh’s master’s degree revoked due to cheating…

It would appear that he has all of the correct tributes required for his political career. Had it been a Republican who cheated, the story would have been splashed all over the papers as headline news. But as a Democrat it gets dropped in close to the funnies… At least the MSM reported it, which just goes to show they know the end is near for the White House Circus.      Yours Aye. 

The enemy within…

170px-Cicero“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear.”

Marcus Tullius Cicero~Roman Orator & Statesman 3 January 106 BC ~7 December 43 BC

EBOLA – the scent of martial law?

‘We can’t just seal off the country’: Travel ban could only increase Ebola outbreak by restricting care to those in need, CDC director says… Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Director Tom Frieden warned Saturday that imposing a travel ban to the countries known to be dealing with an Ebola outbreak could make the problem worse, as it would cut off the affected areas from receiving necessary medical aid.1412487492687_wps_8_Director_of_Centers_for_D

Such was the case recently in Liberia – where the Ebola death toll is nearing 3,500 people – when African Union aid workers were trying to get into the country, Frieden said. ‘Their ability to get there was delayed by about a week because their flight was canceled and they were stuck in a neighboring country,’ Frieden told a press conference Saturday, according to The Hill. 

‘In terms of the entry process, we really need to be clear that we don’t inadvertently increase the risk to people in this country by making it harder for us to respond to the needs in those countries, by making it harder to get assistance in and therefore those outbreaks would become worse, go on longer, and paradoxically, something that we did to try and protect ourselves might actually increase our risk.’ CDC director says “we can’t just seal off the country”screen-shot-2014-02-09-at-12-02-35-pmLooking in from the outside (as I do every single day – and often) allow me to play the part of  Devils advocate… “Is that the scent of ‘martial law’ I detect wafting in on the breeze?” If so, methinks the clown in chief will find it a tough bullet to chew…      Yours Aye

When America sneezes, we here in the United Kingdom eventually catch the same cold!

Why Things Always Go Wrong

Bitter Secret Service chief RESIGNS after knife-wielding intruder breached the White House and armed man got into president’s elevator over just three days. 1412192205345_wps_2_WASHINGTON_DC_SEPTEMBER_3Julia Pierson, the first woman to helm the U.S. Secret Service, resigned on Wednesday following two embarrassing episodes over just three days that underscored the once-respected agency’s struggle to protect the president and the White House. A bitter Pierson gave an exit interview in which she claimed resigning with her agency in tatters was ‘the noble thing to do,’ and blamed news outlets for the quick collapse of her job. 

‘The media has made it clear that this is what they expected,’ she told Bloomberg News. Pierson faced a hostile panel of lawmakers on Tuesday who demanded a better showing from the nation’s top bodyguards after a mentally ill veteran scaled the White House fence on Sept. 19 and scampered more than 100 feet into the building, with a knife in his pocket, before agents tackled him. ‘It’s unacceptable,’ Pierson conceded, but even President Obama’s allies would hear none of it. ‘I wish to God you protected the White House like you protected your reputation here today,’ Massachusetts Democratic Rep. Stephen Lynch barked at her. Bitter Secret Service chief RESIGNS after Secret Service screw ups1412193474198_wps_9_FILE_OCTOBER_1_According_Surely it’s just par for the course within the White House circus? But if I may recommend a book that was brought to light by Clark Zlotchew in a recent post on here, which may just benefit the next Secret Service ‘replacement’ nominee. Though far too late for the trio of buffoons above!      Yours Aye.The Peter Principle

‘The Peter Principle': Why Things Always Go Wrong… In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his own level of incompetence. This dangerously simple maxim of organisational dysfunction, first spelt out more than thirty-three years ago, has wormed its way into everyday managerial vocabulary. The Peter Principle is rife wherever hierarchies exist – multinational companies, local government, the Civil Service, hospital management, the groves of academy and public transport. There is no escape: promotion, like the paths of glory, leads but to the grave of over-promotion.

‘The Peter Principle’ is required reading for all those now setting their feet on the first rung of the promotional ladder, their starry-eyed gaze fixed on the heights above them. Do they really want to scale a peak from which their fate can only be a dismal shunting into oblivion? But all is not lost. Those who shrink from the horror of the Final Placement may seek salvation in a deviously cunning strategy. It will demand diligence and a talent for dissembling, but it may just avert the unwanted, ultimate promotion.

A bloke called Clooney just got married?

William Hill the ‘bookmaker’ has been forced to slash the odds of George Clooney becoming the next US President after a flood of bets from members of the public. The bookmaker originally offered odds of 200/1 on the actor, who married lawyer Amal Alamuddin in an £8m ceremony earlier this week, leading his home country at some point in his life.      Original story by Andrew Trotman; The TelegraphfrontCovers_3056401c

William Hill has now cut this to 100/1 and said it expects huge bets to made in the near future, as the 53-year-old’s marriage makes him more appealing to American voters. (Above) Some bloke called George Clooney married Amal Allamudin a British/Lebanese barrister in Venice?  (Below) The snivelling cowardly wretch Julian Assange of WikiLeaks, and his human rights Barrister Amal Allamudin… 

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“Originally we did it as fun around the wedding,” said Rupert Adams, a spokesman for William Hill. “But people took it seriously, so we had to change the price. “We could get up to a six-figure sum in the next week. The UK public doesn’t believe the US would vote a single man into the White House, and Clooney now has the whole package. He’s a genuine contender.”

Mr Clooney, a staunch human rights campaigner who was arrested in 2012 while protesting against Sudan, has previously ruled out running for President. Speaking at the Venice Film Festival in 2011, the actor said that the troubles Barack Obama has faced since he took office in 2009 put him off politics. “As for me running for President – look, there’s a guy in office who is smarter than anybody you know, and nicer, and he’s having an almost impossible time governing.” – “Why would anyone volunteer for that job? I have a very good job. So I have no interest.” However, Mr Clooney is not the only celebrity William Hill is taking bets on becoming the next President. Actor Will Smith is priced at 250/1, while singer Lady Gaga and golfer Tiger Woods are both 500/1.obama idiot

Well George, with a comment of “As for me running for President – look, there’s a guy in office who is smarter than anybody you know.” I would say that places you in the running good and proper, in fact you could step into Joe Biden’s shoes, they’d be a perfect fit. Just take an idiot ticket from the asylum machine and stand in line!      Yours Aye.Obama-idiots

Trust me, I’m the President…

Obama has had accurate intelligence about ISIS since BEFORE the 2012 election, says administration insider.1412025531910_wps_7_image003_pngThrown under the bus: Obama told the ’60 Minutes’ program on Sunday that ‘our head of the intelligence community, Jim Clapper, has acknowledged that, I think, they underestimated what had been taking place in Syria’

President Barack Obama’s intelligence briefings have provided him with specific information since before he won re-election in 2012 about the growing threat of the terror group now known alternatively as ISIS and ISIL, an administration insider told MailOnline on Monday. ‘Unless someone very senior has been shredding the president’s daily briefings and telling him that the dog ate them, highly accurate predictions about ISIL have been showing up in the Oval Office since before the 2012 election,’ said a national security staffer in the Obama administration who is familiar with the content of intelligence briefings. The staffer declined to share anything specific about the content of those briefings, citing his need to maintain a security clearance. But ‘it’s true,’ he said, ‘that the [intelligence] community was sending pretty specific intel up to us.’ ‘We were seeing specific threat assessments and many of them have panned out exactly as we were told they would.’1412025733048_wps_12_image002_pngShots across the bow: The president is seeing significant pushback now from members of the intel and national security communities who resent the White House ignoring their warning for years.

Since the president’s CBS interview aired Sunday night, a few intrepid whistle-blowers have poked their heads above Washington’s parapets to disagree with his claim that his intelligence advisers failed to pinpoint the growing ISIS threat. One former senior Pentagon aide told The Daily Beast that ‘either the president doesn’t read the intelligence he’s getting, or he’s bulls***ting!’ Like that former official, MailOnline’s source requested anonymity. He echoed the Pentagon veteran’s concerns about how the president digests the information that Clapper and others distill for him on a daily basis.PinocchioObama 

‘It’s pretty well-known that the president hasn’t taken in-person intelligence briefings with any regularity since the early days of 2009,’ the aide said. ‘He gets them in writing.’ ‘And it’s well-understood why. No one sits and watches him read them, and no one can come back later and tell Congress in a closed session that “I told the president this specific thing was likely to happen”.’ Obama-accurate-intelligence-ISIS-BEFORE-2012-election-says-administration-insider.obama-lyingLies – damned lies – and statistics! From a delusional Pinocchio President who has done it for so long he even believes them as they spin out from his wooden pie hole.   Yours Aye.

Good news=Holder-Bad news=Sharpton

Dear people listen in! We have some good news, and it follows that we have some bad news… 

The good news: Controversial Attorney General Eric Holder to step down after nearly six years. Yay, raucous cheers and applause ;-)’ The bad news: Al Sharpton says he’s helping to choose his replacement.  Raspberry’s blown, with incredulous belief? ;-(  1411662624715_wps_2_NEW_YORK_NY_APRIL_09_U_S_Attorney General Eric Holder, America’s top law enforcement officer, will tender his resignation on Thursday, a U.S. Department of Justice official has confirmed. Almost immediately civil right activist Al Sharpton, a far-left host on MSNBC, said the White House is consulting with him about who should be the next top dog at the Justice Department.

‘We are engaged in immediate conversations with the White House on deliberations over a successor whom we hope will continue in the general direction of Attorney General Holder,’ Sharpton said Thursday. The embattled leader of the U.S. Department of Justice aims to step down as soon as the Senate confirms his replacement. President Barack Obama is expected to formalize the announcement at the White House at 4:30 p.m. Attorney General Eric Holder to step down after nearly six years.

For those dear readers who live on a separate planet; the following from Baptist Minister & Political, Civil Rights, and Social Justice Activist, Al Sharpton. (A true halfwit,  left-wing, self-appointed pastor, with a chip on his shoulder the size of Mont Blanc!)  Sharp in name, but not sharp by nature. Yours Aye. “Counter-Tourism” Al Sharpton VS the Teleprompter #3

The pic above is not a ventriloquist and his dummy, though some may well disagree!