Dictator’s sense of humour failure…

2429FC5500000578-0-image-a-23_1418993192350-1George Clooney reveals top Hollywood names refused to sign petition supporting Kim Jong-un assassination movie. Hollywood star George Clooney said fellow celebrities and industry figures did not want to sign a petition supporting ‘The Interview’ film featuring the assassination of Kim Jong-un as they were afraid of the consequences. Clooney said he wanted to see the film released online to undermine the threats of the hacking gang that is now known to be supported by North Korean agents. George Clooney reveals top Hollywood names refused to sign petition Final Scene The Interview

Property of Columbia pictures: ‘The Interview’ What the North Korean hackers didn’t want you to see: End scene from ‘The Interview’

A handful of theaters across the U.S. have also cancelled screenings of ‘Team America’ – the 2004 puppet comedy that parodies former North Korea leader Kim Jong Il, which they planned to run in place of ‘The Interview’ Fortunately I do not give a damn about the over blown grotesque short arsed North Korean Dictator (or the previous one!) So for those of you who wish to be entertained for a few minutes, the following clip for your edification…

5874369_orig“Ok, I wanna place my mid morning snack order” – “Six big Mac’s with double extra cheese, and a double portion of fries with each Mac – I’ll also take a gallon of chocolate milk shake, and don’t forget the straw and serviette’s this time!”  Greedy barsteward – as your own people starve!      Yours Aye

Emperor Obama announces amnesty

‘You can come out of the shadows and get right with the law': Obama announces amnesty for millions of ‘anchor baby’ parents and illegal immigrant children – as long as they’ve been in US for five years2358C7EA00000578-0-image-25_1416533339065

* Obama addressed the nation to outline a new executive order that will allow millions of illegal immigrants to remain in the country
* New plan has enraged Republicans who say he lacks the constitutional authority to pick and choose which to deport
* Illegal immigrants can’t apply for months and no one who arrived after January 1, 2010 is eligible
* President acknowledges that it’s a temporary fix and demands help from Congress to make it permanent
* Anyone who takes advantage of the program will have to pass criminal and national security background checks, pay their taxes, pay a fee and prove their eligibility
* Two Republican aides complained about an ‘amnesty’ for people who came to the US illegally and then had children here – calling their children ‘anchor babies’ 
Obama announces amnesty for millions of ‘anchor baby’ parents and illegal immigrant children – as long as they’ve been in US for five years

Sounds like a real ‘pot-mess’ to me, but I’ll wait for you good people to comment… However; If Prime Minister Cameron announced a similar deal over the EU, he would be gone by Monday morning, and his party voted out of power in May 2015.      Yours Aye.235F473200000578-2844238-image-2_1416585232919

“We will not stand idle as the president undermines the rule of law in our country,” John Boehner said on Friday during a press conference, in which he accused Obama of “damaging the presidency” and “turning a deaf ear to the people he was elected to serve.”

Hilarity ‘the biggest loser’ Clinton

Hillary Rodham Clinton

Hilarity ‘cross my eyes and hope to die – if ever I tell y’all a lie’ Clinton. The 2014 election was a disaster for Hillary Clinton. Why? Allow Matthew Continetti explain all…

It’s late over here in ‘dear old Blighty’ (04:20 hrs) which means I will now retire to my bed with a smile on my face and a glow in my heart; all provided by Hilarity’s picture (which is something I never thought I would ever say!)     Yours ‘Eye’!

Bloody Well Done… HUZZAH!

newgoptakescontrol_20141104_232745countdownA hearty B.Z. to those who voted RepublicanHISTORIC POWER SHIFT: Republicans seize SEVEN Senate seats from Democrats and hold 15 more as dramatic wins put US Senate in GOP control with 52 seats for the first time in a decade

Only another 734 days, 17635 hours, (counting down, etc) and the socialist Clown in Chief will have to collapse the big top and vacate the White House… HUZZAH!        Yours Aye.

Stupidity ‘gallops’ in the family…

1413511287958_wps_8_FILE_In_this_Jan_30_2010_‘I deeply regret and am embarrassed for my actions': Son of Vice President Joe Biden ‘discharged from the Navy after ONE month for testing positive for cocaine.’ Right: ‘Joe holding an imaginary tub of popcorn alongside his son Hunter.’

The 44-year-old son of U.S. Vice President Joe Biden has been discharged from the Navy following just one months service after testing positive for cocaine, it has emerged. Hunter Biden, a Yale graduate and high-profile lawyer, was an ensign in the Navy Reserve but was kicked out after failing a drug test, The Wall Street Journal reported Thursday.  Below: ‘Hunter & Joe pointing at imaginary friends, who live somewhere around their imaginary world.’1413505418523_wps_3_U_S_Vice_President_Joe_Bi

The married father-of-three, who only chose to enter into the military part-time last year, at the age of 43, reported for duty at the Navy Public Affairs Support Element East in Norfolk, Virginia, on May 7, 2013. However in June, the following month, Biden tested positive for cocaine during a urinalysis, according to The Journal. Son of Vice President Joe Biden ‘discharged from the Navy after ONE month for testing positive for cocaine.’

In time-honoured fashion for any mention of Joe Biden, I offer the following clown horn tribute. And for his son Hunter, a high-profile lawyer volunteering his services with the USN ‘Public Affairs Support Element,’ I offer the following ‘March of the Gladiators’ ‘Big Top’ Circus Theme Song Because only a clown would use cocaine and then hope to pass a urine test within the Armed Forces? Hunter should face the fact that stupidity runs in his family, and take solace in the knowledge that he isn’t alone…      Yours Aye.

A cheating Democrat = Never?

Army War College rescinds Montana Sen. John Walsh’s degree after investigation confirms he plagiarised a research paper. The U.S. Army War College revoked Democratic Sen. John Walsh’s master’s degree after an investigation completed on Friday concluded he plagiarized a research paper required to graduate, a college spokeswoman said.John Walsh, Michael Walsh

The Carlisle, Pennsylvania, college assigned an academic review board to the probe in August after The New York Times published a story showing that the Montana senator borrowed heavily from other sources for a paper he wrote in 2007. Walsh was pursuing a Master of Strategic Studies degree at age 47, a year before he became Montana’s Adjutant-General overseeing the state National Guard.

Walsh’s office released a statement saying the senator ‘disagrees with the findings’ but accepts the college’s decision. ‘I apologize to all Montanans for the plagiarism in my 2007 paper, and I am prepared to live with its consequences,’ Walsh said in the statement. Democratic Sen. John Walsh’s master’s degree revoked due to cheating…

It would appear that he has all of the correct tributes required for his political career. Had it been a Republican who cheated, the story would have been splashed all over the papers as headline news. But as a Democrat it gets dropped in close to the funnies… At least the MSM reported it, which just goes to show they know the end is near for the White House Circus.      Yours Aye. 

The enemy within…

170px-Cicero“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear.”

Marcus Tullius Cicero~Roman Orator & Statesman 3 January 106 BC ~7 December 43 BC

EBOLA – the scent of martial law?

‘We can’t just seal off the country’: Travel ban could only increase Ebola outbreak by restricting care to those in need, CDC director says… Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Director Tom Frieden warned Saturday that imposing a travel ban to the countries known to be dealing with an Ebola outbreak could make the problem worse, as it would cut off the affected areas from receiving necessary medical aid.1412487492687_wps_8_Director_of_Centers_for_D

Such was the case recently in Liberia – where the Ebola death toll is nearing 3,500 people – when African Union aid workers were trying to get into the country, Frieden said. ‘Their ability to get there was delayed by about a week because their flight was canceled and they were stuck in a neighboring country,’ Frieden told a press conference Saturday, according to The Hill. 

‘In terms of the entry process, we really need to be clear that we don’t inadvertently increase the risk to people in this country by making it harder for us to respond to the needs in those countries, by making it harder to get assistance in and therefore those outbreaks would become worse, go on longer, and paradoxically, something that we did to try and protect ourselves might actually increase our risk.’ CDC director says “we can’t just seal off the country”screen-shot-2014-02-09-at-12-02-35-pmLooking in from the outside (as I do every single day – and often) allow me to play the part of  Devils advocate… “Is that the scent of ‘martial law’ I detect wafting in on the breeze?” If so, methinks the clown in chief will find it a tough bullet to chew…      Yours Aye

When America sneezes, we here in the United Kingdom eventually catch the same cold!

Why Things Always Go Wrong

Bitter Secret Service chief RESIGNS after knife-wielding intruder breached the White House and armed man got into president’s elevator over just three days. 1412192205345_wps_2_WASHINGTON_DC_SEPTEMBER_3Julia Pierson, the first woman to helm the U.S. Secret Service, resigned on Wednesday following two embarrassing episodes over just three days that underscored the once-respected agency’s struggle to protect the president and the White House. A bitter Pierson gave an exit interview in which she claimed resigning with her agency in tatters was ‘the noble thing to do,’ and blamed news outlets for the quick collapse of her job. 

‘The media has made it clear that this is what they expected,’ she told Bloomberg News. Pierson faced a hostile panel of lawmakers on Tuesday who demanded a better showing from the nation’s top bodyguards after a mentally ill veteran scaled the White House fence on Sept. 19 and scampered more than 100 feet into the building, with a knife in his pocket, before agents tackled him. ‘It’s unacceptable,’ Pierson conceded, but even President Obama’s allies would hear none of it. ‘I wish to God you protected the White House like you protected your reputation here today,’ Massachusetts Democratic Rep. Stephen Lynch barked at her. Bitter Secret Service chief RESIGNS after Secret Service screw ups1412193474198_wps_9_FILE_OCTOBER_1_According_Surely it’s just par for the course within the White House circus? But if I may recommend a book that was brought to light by Clark Zlotchew in a recent post on here, which may just benefit the next Secret Service ‘replacement’ nominee. Though far too late for the trio of buffoons above!      Yours Aye.The Peter Principle

‘The Peter Principle': Why Things Always Go Wrong… In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his own level of incompetence. This dangerously simple maxim of organisational dysfunction, first spelt out more than thirty-three years ago, has wormed its way into everyday managerial vocabulary. The Peter Principle is rife wherever hierarchies exist – multinational companies, local government, the Civil Service, hospital management, the groves of academy and public transport. There is no escape: promotion, like the paths of glory, leads but to the grave of over-promotion.

‘The Peter Principle’ is required reading for all those now setting their feet on the first rung of the promotional ladder, their starry-eyed gaze fixed on the heights above them. Do they really want to scale a peak from which their fate can only be a dismal shunting into oblivion? But all is not lost. Those who shrink from the horror of the Final Placement may seek salvation in a deviously cunning strategy. It will demand diligence and a talent for dissembling, but it may just avert the unwanted, ultimate promotion.

A bloke called Clooney just got married?

William Hill the ‘bookmaker’ has been forced to slash the odds of George Clooney becoming the next US President after a flood of bets from members of the public. The bookmaker originally offered odds of 200/1 on the actor, who married lawyer Amal Alamuddin in an £8m ceremony earlier this week, leading his home country at some point in his life.      Original story by Andrew Trotman; The TelegraphfrontCovers_3056401c

William Hill has now cut this to 100/1 and said it expects huge bets to made in the near future, as the 53-year-old’s marriage makes him more appealing to American voters. (Above) Some bloke called George Clooney married Amal Allamudin a British/Lebanese barrister in Venice?  (Below) The snivelling cowardly wretch Julian Assange of WikiLeaks, and his human rights Barrister Amal Allamudin… 

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“Originally we did it as fun around the wedding,” said Rupert Adams, a spokesman for William Hill. “But people took it seriously, so we had to change the price. “We could get up to a six-figure sum in the next week. The UK public doesn’t believe the US would vote a single man into the White House, and Clooney now has the whole package. He’s a genuine contender.”

Mr Clooney, a staunch human rights campaigner who was arrested in 2012 while protesting against Sudan, has previously ruled out running for President. Speaking at the Venice Film Festival in 2011, the actor said that the troubles Barack Obama has faced since he took office in 2009 put him off politics. “As for me running for President – look, there’s a guy in office who is smarter than anybody you know, and nicer, and he’s having an almost impossible time governing.” – “Why would anyone volunteer for that job? I have a very good job. So I have no interest.” However, Mr Clooney is not the only celebrity William Hill is taking bets on becoming the next President. Actor Will Smith is priced at 250/1, while singer Lady Gaga and golfer Tiger Woods are both 500/1.obama idiot

Well George, with a comment of “As for me running for President – look, there’s a guy in office who is smarter than anybody you know.” I would say that places you in the running good and proper, in fact you could step into Joe Biden’s shoes, they’d be a perfect fit. Just take an idiot ticket from the asylum machine and stand in line!      Yours Aye.Obama-idiots

Trust me, I’m the President…

Obama has had accurate intelligence about ISIS since BEFORE the 2012 election, says administration insider.1412025531910_wps_7_image003_pngThrown under the bus: Obama told the ’60 Minutes’ program on Sunday that ‘our head of the intelligence community, Jim Clapper, has acknowledged that, I think, they underestimated what had been taking place in Syria’

President Barack Obama’s intelligence briefings have provided him with specific information since before he won re-election in 2012 about the growing threat of the terror group now known alternatively as ISIS and ISIL, an administration insider told MailOnline on Monday. ‘Unless someone very senior has been shredding the president’s daily briefings and telling him that the dog ate them, highly accurate predictions about ISIL have been showing up in the Oval Office since before the 2012 election,’ said a national security staffer in the Obama administration who is familiar with the content of intelligence briefings. The staffer declined to share anything specific about the content of those briefings, citing his need to maintain a security clearance. But ‘it’s true,’ he said, ‘that the [intelligence] community was sending pretty specific intel up to us.’ ‘We were seeing specific threat assessments and many of them have panned out exactly as we were told they would.’1412025733048_wps_12_image002_pngShots across the bow: The president is seeing significant pushback now from members of the intel and national security communities who resent the White House ignoring their warning for years.

Since the president’s CBS interview aired Sunday night, a few intrepid whistle-blowers have poked their heads above Washington’s parapets to disagree with his claim that his intelligence advisers failed to pinpoint the growing ISIS threat. One former senior Pentagon aide told The Daily Beast that ‘either the president doesn’t read the intelligence he’s getting, or he’s bulls***ting!’ Like that former official, MailOnline’s source requested anonymity. He echoed the Pentagon veteran’s concerns about how the president digests the information that Clapper and others distill for him on a daily basis.PinocchioObama 

‘It’s pretty well-known that the president hasn’t taken in-person intelligence briefings with any regularity since the early days of 2009,’ the aide said. ‘He gets them in writing.’ ‘And it’s well-understood why. No one sits and watches him read them, and no one can come back later and tell Congress in a closed session that “I told the president this specific thing was likely to happen”.’ Obama-accurate-intelligence-ISIS-BEFORE-2012-election-says-administration-insider.obama-lyingLies – damned lies – and statistics! From a delusional Pinocchio President who has done it for so long he even believes them as they spin out from his wooden pie hole.   Yours Aye.

Good news=Holder-Bad news=Sharpton

Dear people listen in! We have some good news, and it follows that we have some bad news… 

The good news: Controversial Attorney General Eric Holder to step down after nearly six years. Yay, raucous cheers and applause ;-)’ The bad news: Al Sharpton says he’s helping to choose his replacement.  Raspberry’s blown, with incredulous belief? ;-(  1411662624715_wps_2_NEW_YORK_NY_APRIL_09_U_S_Attorney General Eric Holder, America’s top law enforcement officer, will tender his resignation on Thursday, a U.S. Department of Justice official has confirmed. Almost immediately civil right activist Al Sharpton, a far-left host on MSNBC, said the White House is consulting with him about who should be the next top dog at the Justice Department.

‘We are engaged in immediate conversations with the White House on deliberations over a successor whom we hope will continue in the general direction of Attorney General Holder,’ Sharpton said Thursday. The embattled leader of the U.S. Department of Justice aims to step down as soon as the Senate confirms his replacement. President Barack Obama is expected to formalize the announcement at the White House at 4:30 p.m. Attorney General Eric Holder to step down after nearly six years.

For those dear readers who live on a separate planet; the following from Baptist Minister & Political, Civil Rights, and Social Justice Activist, Al Sharpton. (A true halfwit,  left-wing, self-appointed pastor, with a chip on his shoulder the size of Mont Blanc!)  Sharp in name, but not sharp by nature. Yours Aye. “Counter-Tourism” Al Sharpton VS the Teleprompter #3

The pic above is not a ventriloquist and his dummy, though some may well disagree!

Ignorant Buffoon in Chief

Tempest over Obama’s tea-cup salute: Commander-in-chief sparks anger by saluting US Marines with drink in his hand! President Barack Obama saluted a pair of United States Marines on Tuesday while holding what appeared to be a styrofoam cup in his saluting hand, a breach of military regulations that won’t win him fans among veterans and servicemen.1411505445739_wps_3_Americans_weren_t_amused_Obama is known for drinking tea, not coffee, when he travels, especially before delivering speeches. His quasi-saluting gesture was an instant embarrassment for the White House, and not because his environmentally taboo drink-ware clashed with the green-policy speech he was on his way to deliver at a UN Climate Summit. Tea for two? Or just ‘teeing off the Marines! 

The man is an ignorant buffoon, a clown of the highest order. Despairingly yours… Aye.

WARNING – 18 plus advisory…

‘I’m back!’: Hillary Clinton teases supporters with Iowa campaign speech – adding even more fuel to presidential campaign rumours.1410734973128_wps_18_Hillary_Bill_Clinton_Hark Hillary Rodham Clinton returned to Iowa for the first time since her failed 2008 presidential campaign on Sunday, but once again refused to confirm any plans to stand in the race for the White House in 2016. ‘It’s true, I am thinking about it. But today, that is not why I’m here. I’m here for the steak,’ she joked. Sunday’s event paid tribute to retiring Iowa Sen. Tom Harkin at his final steak fry fundraiser. Hillary Clinton teases supporters with Iowa campaign speech

I opened the morning paper and caught the above news ‘gem’ over breakfast. Instantly the milk in my porridge curdled, a fly dropped out of the air crashing onto the table top, the birds stopped singing, and Nipper scurried away! Needless to say breakfast was ruined, so we all headed outdoors for a breath of fresh air. Just as the morning started to pick itself up I decided to go through my mail boxes, only to find one mail from ‘The Jolly Roger’ sitting in my spam box, which was most unusual as such has never happened before. Upon perusing the mail, I can understand why… WARNING! And I do mean WARNING! You must be considered sane, and be over the age of 18 to click on the following link (because the young must be protected, and what you see can never be erased from your mind!) Thank Gawd NavyOne is deployed ;-)  Hilarity Clinton, Gawd Bless America… Yours Aye.

Cowardly murder of David Haines

‘David Cameron, I hold you entirely responsible for my execution': British hostage forced to condemn UK government before beheading by Jihadi John who threatens to kill another Briton next.article-2754934-21580A0A00000578-907_964x411Islamic State extremists have released a video showing the beheading of British captive David Haines. The father-of-two, an aid worker, was abducted by militants in Syria last year and appeared at the end of a video showing the beheading of US journalist Steven Sotloff earlier this month. The Foreign Office was working urgently tonight to verify the contents of the video, in which the hostage says he holds David Cameron and Britain’s foreign policy responsible for his own execution. The Prime Minister said: “The murder of David Haines is an act of pure evil. My heart goes out to his family who have shown extraordinary courage and fortitude.” Islamic State extremists have released a video showing the beheading of British captive David Haines. VIDEO NOT SHOWN IN LINK:

Sadly this was always on the cards, and my heart goes out to David Haines family and loved ones. The sad truth is that any Westerner working on foreign shores around an Islamic State is going to be regarded as a high value disposable propaganda asset. The time has come for the same people to sit back and take stock of their own cause. It is a fact that no British Government has ever paid out any type of ransom money!10632704_313292695517092_7903577885260756816_n 

Our own Prime Minister David Cameron is an invertebrate wobbling jelly baby – a professional politician with no work experience in the real world, we should expect nothing more but blathering rhetoric from him.  British ISIS Terrorists-David Cameron Not So Tough After All!  Daniel Thomas. ‘Cambrian Dissenters’ Blog.  Yours Aye.

Do as I say – not as I do!

‘Green’ Labour MP who wants to stop you from owning a private car claimed £1.20 in expenses for a THREE-MILE road trip! A Labour MP who has called on the Government to ban the private ownership of all cars submitted a mileage claim of £1.20 for a three-mile trip in his constituency.1410597773597_Image_galleryImage_Alan_Whitehead_GB_Labour_

Dr Alan Whitehead, who is the MP for Southampton Test outlined his anti-car vision claiming Britain would be gridlocked by 2040. However, despite his anti-car rhetoric, Dr Whitehead has submitted mileage and parking claims for £516.60 between 2008 and 2014 which were paid for by the taxpayer. Dr Whitehead was reimbursed sums of between £1.20 and £34 according to figures released by the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority. On February 18, 2011 Dr Whitehead traveled three miles from his home to his constituency office and submitted a mileage claim for £1.20. 

Twice in January 2011 Dr Whitehead took his own private car from his Southampton home to his London residence claiming £34 for each of the 85-mile trips. On a journey to the Hampshire Fire Service in Eastleigh, Dr Whitehead received £4 for ‘own vehicle mileage’ for the ten-mile trip. On August 25, 2010 Dr Whitehead made a three-mile home visit where he also claimed £1.20 for ‘own vehicle mileage’. Dr Whitehead sits on the parliamentary Environmental Audit Committee and the Energy and Clime Change Committee, and regularly blogs about ‘green’ issues on his website. ‘Green’ Labour MP who wants to stop you from owning a private car

Yet another ‘clueless-hypocritical-champagne-socialist!’ You would expect something more intelligent from someone who received his Doctorate through Politics and Philosophy; or perhaps not as the case may be? Perhaps there should be a compulsory course on ‘common sense’ at the same universities for potential politicians.    Yours Aye.