WARNING – 18 plus advisory…

‘I’m back!’: Hillary Clinton teases supporters with Iowa campaign speech – adding even more fuel to presidential campaign rumours.1410734973128_wps_18_Hillary_Bill_Clinton_Hark Hillary Rodham Clinton returned to Iowa for the first time since her failed 2008 presidential campaign on Sunday, but once again refused to confirm any plans to stand in the race for the White House in 2016. ‘It’s true, I am thinking about it. But today, that is not why I’m here. I’m here for the steak,’ she joked. Sunday’s event paid tribute to retiring Iowa Sen. Tom Harkin at his final steak fry fundraiser. Hillary Clinton teases supporters with Iowa campaign speech

I opened the morning paper and caught the above news ‘gem’ over breakfast. Instantly the milk in my porridge curdled, a fly dropped out of the air crashing onto the table top, the birds stopped singing, and Nipper scurried away! Needless to say breakfast was ruined, so we all headed outdoors for a breath of fresh air. Just as the morning started to pick itself up I decided to go through my mail boxes, only to find one mail from ‘The Jolly Roger’ sitting in my spam box, which was most unusual as such has never happened before. Upon perusing the mail, I can understand why… WARNING! And I do mean WARNING! You must be considered sane, and be over the age of 18 to click on the following link (because the young must be protected, and what you see can never be erased from your mind!) Thank Gawd NavyOne is deployed ;-)  Hilarity Clinton, Gawd Bless America… Yours Aye.

Cowardly murder of David Haines

‘David Cameron, I hold you entirely responsible for my execution': British hostage forced to condemn UK government before beheading by Jihadi John who threatens to kill another Briton next.article-2754934-21580A0A00000578-907_964x411Islamic State extremists have released a video showing the beheading of British captive David Haines. The father-of-two, an aid worker, was abducted by militants in Syria last year and appeared at the end of a video showing the beheading of US journalist Steven Sotloff earlier this month. The Foreign Office was working urgently tonight to verify the contents of the video, in which the hostage says he holds David Cameron and Britain’s foreign policy responsible for his own execution. The Prime Minister said: “The murder of David Haines is an act of pure evil. My heart goes out to his family who have shown extraordinary courage and fortitude.” Islamic State extremists have released a video showing the beheading of British captive David Haines. VIDEO NOT SHOWN IN LINK:

Sadly this was always on the cards, and my heart goes out to David Haines family and loved ones. The sad truth is that any Westerner working on foreign shores around an Islamic State is going to be regarded as a high value disposable propaganda asset. The time has come for the same people to sit back and take stock of their own cause. It is a fact that no British Government has ever paid out any type of ransom money!10632704_313292695517092_7903577885260756816_n 

Our own Prime Minister David Cameron is an invertebrate wobbling jelly baby – a professional politician with no work experience in the real world, we should expect nothing more but blathering rhetoric from him.  British ISIS Terrorists-David Cameron Not So Tough After All!  Daniel Thomas. ‘Cambrian Dissenters’ Blog.  Yours Aye.

Do as I say – not as I do!

‘Green’ Labour MP who wants to stop you from owning a private car claimed £1.20 in expenses for a THREE-MILE road trip! A Labour MP who has called on the Government to ban the private ownership of all cars submitted a mileage claim of £1.20 for a three-mile trip in his constituency.1410597773597_Image_galleryImage_Alan_Whitehead_GB_Labour_

Dr Alan Whitehead, who is the MP for Southampton Test outlined his anti-car vision claiming Britain would be gridlocked by 2040. However, despite his anti-car rhetoric, Dr Whitehead has submitted mileage and parking claims for £516.60 between 2008 and 2014 which were paid for by the taxpayer. Dr Whitehead was reimbursed sums of between £1.20 and £34 according to figures released by the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority. On February 18, 2011 Dr Whitehead traveled three miles from his home to his constituency office and submitted a mileage claim for £1.20. 

Twice in January 2011 Dr Whitehead took his own private car from his Southampton home to his London residence claiming £34 for each of the 85-mile trips. On a journey to the Hampshire Fire Service in Eastleigh, Dr Whitehead received £4 for ‘own vehicle mileage’ for the ten-mile trip. On August 25, 2010 Dr Whitehead made a three-mile home visit where he also claimed £1.20 for ‘own vehicle mileage’. Dr Whitehead sits on the parliamentary Environmental Audit Committee and the Energy and Clime Change Committee, and regularly blogs about ‘green’ issues on his website. ‘Green’ Labour MP who wants to stop you from owning a private car

Yet another ‘clueless-hypocritical-champagne-socialist!’ You would expect something more intelligent from someone who received his Doctorate through Politics and Philosophy; or perhaps not as the case may be? Perhaps there should be a compulsory course on ‘common sense’ at the same universities for potential politicians.    Yours Aye.

Cross my heart & hope to die…

what-evolution-final-500-srgbFor the past few months or so I have deliberated on posting the following political clip as it appears virtually every where online; “Viral Video Of 2014.” (published on Mar 9, 2014: Uploaded by Rod Shelton.) I know it has been around the ‘blog-block’ several times or more, and continues without running out of interest. The clip is 7.37 minutes long, I trust that those who have viewed it will do so once again. It is hoped that someone with the same skill-set will produce a similar one decrying David Cameron in the same way; for he too makes staggering promises, with fingers double crossed behind his back.  Yours Aye.viral video 2014“Political Viral Video Of 2014.” (published on Mar 9, 2014: Uploaded by Rod Shelton.)viral 2014 video

George Galloway walks into a fist

Respect MP George Galloway hit repeatedly around head by attacker who ‘called him Hitler’ as firebrand politician posed for pictures on street in Notting Hill, London.article-2738230-20E9569D00000578-935_308x433

Outspoken MP George Galloway has left hospital with severe bruising after he was punched repeatedly in the face and body as he was called ‘Hitler’ in a west London street attack, says spokesman. The ‘Respect Party’ MP for Bradford West was posing for pictures in Notting Hill when he was ‘leapt on’ and assaulted last night – by a man yelling comments about the Holocaust.

Galloway has been receiving death threats and hate mail after calling for Bradford to be ‘declared an Israel-free zone’ three weeks ago, according to his spokesman. MP George Galloway hit repeatedly around the head and body by attacker in London

When this was first reported, it was stated that he suffered a broken jaw, which would have required a an iron girder from the Sheffield steel rolling mills to wire it shut; unfortunately it appears not to be the case. Sadly Galloway loves to ‘bump his gums’ spouting forth bile and hatred, such an attack will prove to be counter productive in the long run. Champagne socialist Galloway is best dealt with by being starved of publicity, it is hoped that one day soon that nature will starve him of oxygen…      Yours Aye.

Dis-respectful Respect Party

The following video clip of George Galloway, the MP for Bradford West, at a ‘Respect Party’ meeting in Leeds at the weekend:       Source Guido Fawkes galloway  “We have declared Bradford an Israel free zone. We don’t want any Israeli goods. We don’t want any Israeli services. We don’t want any Israeli academics, coming to the university or the college. We don’t even want any Israeli tourists to come to Bradford if any of them had thought of doing so. We reject this illegal, barbarous, savage state that calls itself Israel. And you have to do the same.” George Galloway: speech on Gaza-Israel war; Leeds August 2014 

For the sake of balance; on the other side of the coin we have Pat Condell, who may not be every bodies cup of tea (especially disliked by Islamic extremists due to his precise ‘as it is’ speeches.) I for one would wish to see him as UKIP’s Foreign Secretary. Take it away Pat, your 6 minute 34 second ‘nailed it once again’ clip is worth a thousand words… Pat Condell FOI“Israel doesn’t owe a biased world any explanation for defending itself against murderers.” Pat Condell; Hypocrisy over Gaza August 2014

Referring to Galloway’s quoted rant above; kindly take out the word ‘Israeli’ and then insert the words ‘Muslim,’ or ‘Gay,’ into the same rant. We should rightly expect a series of complaints that would bring forth an investigation into a hate crime. It is my humble opinion that Galloway is yet another despicable champagne socialist.            Yours Aye.

(The Respect Party is a far-left political party in the United Kingdom founded in 2004. Its name is a contrived acronym standing for Respect, Equality, Socialism, Peace, Environmentalism, Community and Trade Unionism. RESPECT; you can kiss my sunburnt arse!)

Just in from BREITBART London: Yorkshire Police are to launch an investigation into comments made by the Respect MP George Galloway, who was caught on video standing in front of a Palestinian flag, declaring Bradford an “Israel-free zone”.

Priceless Joe Biden strikes again

Gaffe-tastic Joe Biden thinks ‘Africa’ is a country, not a continent!article-2717393-2049362100000578-732_634x426 Gaffe #4,281: US Vice President Joe Biden told the US-Africa Business Forum on Tuesday that the ‘Nation’ of Africa should be among the world’s great economic powers… Vice President Joe Biden wants everyone to know that he has high hopes for the ‘Nation’ of Africa. Biden isn’t just a walking gaffe machine – he’s a walking gaffe top-ten list. So when he goofed at Tuesday’s U.S.-Africa Business Forum, and there was no F-bomb involved, it didn’t make headlines.   < < < ‘plink’ > > > The sound of a pin dropping…article-2717393-204A120D00000578-152_634x380 Not impressed: Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg sits with (from right to left) Djbouti President Ismail Omar Guelleh, South Sudan President Salva Kiir Mayardit, and other African leaders during the U.S.-Africa Business Forum in Washington images

But gaffe he did, in front of 50 world leaders and their entourages at the event held on the sidelines of President Barack Obama’s U.S. – Africa Leaders Summit. “If Africa’s governance and institutions can put its people in a position commensurate with their possibilities, the sky is the limit,” the V.P said Tuesday. “I mean, it is limitless.”​ “There’s no reason the Nation of Africa cannot and should not join the ranks of the world’s most prosperous nations in the near term, in the decades ahead. There is simply no reason. Joe Biden thinks ‘Africa’ is a country, not a continent!

For any 5-year-olds reading this; Africa is a ‘Continent’ made up of 54 separate ‘Countries’ that includes island ‘Nations’ off its coastlines. Keep them coming Joe…      Yours Aye.

Hoisted by her own petticoat/petard?

Commander Sarah West, 42, took charge of HMS Portland in May 2012: The first woman Commander of a Royal Navy warship is sent home over ‘affair with male officer’ on board. 1406326801274_Image_galleryImage_REFILE_CORRECTING_GMT_EMB Allegedly… 

The first female commander of a Royal Navy warship has been sent home after allegedly having an affair with another officer. Commander Sarah West, 42, took charge of the frigate HMS Portland in May 2012, but has been sent home from duty after claims she was having a relationship with a male officer on the same ship. This would breach the Armed Forces’ Code of Social Conduct, which prohibits personnel from having relationships with subordinates if they compromise ‘operational effectiveness’.

While the Royal Navy is investigating the affair, Cdr West, from Grimsby, Lincolnshire, retains her position as commander of HMS Portland.1874722 It is not known whether the male officer is married. Cdr West recently described herself as ‘single’, having been married to a former Royal Navy pilot in 1998. The pair later separated. A Royal Navy spokesman said last night: ‘We are aware of an allegation of a breach of the Code of Social Conduct on board HMS Portland, which we are treating seriously‘Anyone who is found to fall short of the Royal Navy’s high standards can expect to face appropriate action. It would be inappropriate to comment further.’ First woman Commander of a Royal Navy warship is sent home over ‘affair with male officer’ on board.

Hoisted by her own petticoat petard? Allegedly…      Yours Aye.

Mars moving to new Zodiac sign

The answers to your health problems could be in the stars, says Tory MP David Tredinnick who thinks astrology will ‘make life easier.’1406300751102_wps_4_DAVID_TREDINNICK_MP_Conse

Members of the public with health problems should turn to astrology for answers, a Tory MP has declared. David Tredinnick said astrology had a ‘proven track record’ at helping people recover from sickness and should be incorporated in to standard medical treatments. The MP for Bosworth in Leicestershire also admitted he had prepared astrological charts for his fellow MPs – but refused to say who.

He told the BBC: ‘I am absolutely convinced that those who look at the map of the sky for the day that they were born and receive some professional guidance will find out a lot about themselves and it will make their lives easier,’ he told MPs. ‘I think it’s something that people should be aware of as an option they have if they are confused about themselves.’1406298736575_wps_1_Astrology_Wheel

 He added: ‘If you look at the charts I have done for people I have certainly made their lives easier.’ Mr Tredinnick is a member of two influential committees, the health and science and technology committees in the House of Commons. He is also vice chairman of the government’s herbal medicines working group. He revealed that Lord Patten, Britain’s last governor of Hong Kong, had an official astrologer It’s all written in the stars… 

images-1Daily Forecast Friday 25 July 2014 
Is the world full of people who are doing things that they don’t really want to be doing? And what do we all do about our frustration with regard to all those unwanted obligations and onerous commitments? Generally, we try to persuade ourselves that we are happy enough, that we don’t really mind, that this might even be what we would have chosen had we actually been offered a real choice. This weekend presents you with a chance to go for what you really want. Must you sacrifice this for what you nearly want? This weekend Mars moves into a new zodiac sign and this is good news for us all. 

Well, so far so good, there’s no mention of the sewerage system backing up, which is always a good sign!     Yours Aye.

Snake grows poisonous head…

Nick Griffin ousted as British National Party leader …and replaced by ex-teacher who once chased some young pupils and slashed their bicycle tyres. article-2700546-06E49D9E000005DC-455_634x412

Nick Griffin (pictured right) has been ousted as leader of the British National Party after 15 years, and replaced by a disgraced former teacher. Griffin – who received a suspended sentence for distributing material likely to incite racial hatred in 1998 – was a Euro-MP but lost his seat in May and recently declared himself bankrupt. He was forced out at a meeting of his party’s national executive. As well as losing his Euro seat, the BNP have lost all but two of their local councillors this year. The far-right party have replaced him with former teacher Adam Walker (below) who received a suspended sentence and a driving ban last year after chasing three boys aged between ten and 12 in his car, before slashing their bike tyres with a knife in 2011. Walker, from Spennymoor, County Durham, claimed they had provoked him.article-2700546-02BD5D3800000578-242_306x423 

He was later banned from teaching for life by former education secretary Michael Gove. Last year, as a BNP organiser, he described Britain as a ‘multicultural s***hole’. He claimed that British people were being ‘ethnically cleansed’ by excessive immigration and claimed that Lee Rigby-style executions would ‘become the norm’. A party spokesman said yesterday: ‘Recently appointed deputy chairman, Adam Walker, has accepted the role of acting chairman of the British National Party after Nick Griffin stepped aside at a meeting of the BNP national executive held on 19th July.’

Nick Griffin ousted as British National Party leader; replaced by ex-teacher Adam Walker

 The cowardly bumbling buffoon Nick Griffin led the BNP circus as it’s clown in chief for 15 years, throughout which, the organisation was hated and despised mainly due to Griffin’s ineffective leadership. The ultra far right neo-facist party has entered the political arena once again, by appointing Adam Walker as the snake’s head. Sadly the ‘easily led, ill educated brigade’ will now be influenced by its new leader. This isn’t the type of political party we need over here in the UK.      Yours Aye.

Obama, out of touch with reality!

‘It looks like it may be a terrible tragedy': Obama goes AWOL again with just 40-second mention of Malaysian plane crash feared to have killed Americans before his jokey 16-minute transport speech.article-2696366-1FBABA5C00000578-116_634x425

President Barack Obama provoked fury in the U.S. on Thursday by casually devoting less than a minute to the deaths of 295 people aboard a Malaysian airliner, as he began an often jokey 16-minute speech about the need to expand America’s transportation infrastructure. There are no confirmed American dead, an earlier Reuters report claimed that it was feared that as many as 23 U.S. citizens had perished. Obama declared in Wilmington, Delaware that ‘it looks like it may be a terrible tragedy,’ but not before enthusiastically declaring that ‘it is wonderful to be back in Delaware.’article-2696366-1FBAA5AD00000578-403_634x408

‘Before I begin, obviously the world is watching reports of a downed passenger jet near the Russia-Ukraine border. And it looks like it may be a terrible tragedy. Right now we’re working to determine whether there were American citizens on board. That is our first priority.’ ‘And I’ve directed my national security team to stay in close contact with the Ukrainian government. The United States will offer any assistance we can to help determine what happened and why. And as a country, our thoughts and prayers are with all the families and passengers, wherever they call home.

Obama then quickly returned to his prepared remarks. ‘I want to thank Jeremie for that introduction’ he said. ‘Give Jeremie a big round of applause.’ ‘It is great to be in the state that gave us Joe Biden. We’ve got actually some better-looking Bidens with us here today. We’ve got Beau and his wife, Hallie, are here. Give them a big round of applause. We love them.’ ‘It looks like it may be a terrible tragedy': Obama goes AWOL again with just 40-second mention of Malaysian plane crash feared to have killed Americans before his jokey 16-minute transport speech.

I have no real comment to make, as I find this man utterly despicable.      Yours Aye.

Aló Presidente…

article-2693145-1FA9F03500000578-187_638x469New emergency alert system will give Obama the power to flip a switch and address the entire nation at once. 

The Obama administration ‘quietly’ announced on Tuesday that it intends to change the way Americans learn about natural disasters and other major emergencies during radio and TV broadcasts, giving the president the ability to flip a switch and address the entire nation at once.0901-OBAMA-SPEECH_full_600

The Emergency Alert System, the latest version of a program first established in 1951, blasts out emergency messages in the event of local weather emergencies, but can also be used to warn Americans about terror attacks and major natural disasters. 

Every broadcaster in the country is required to participate in the EAS. Messages travel along a closed, private network, piggybacking from station to station. It can take up to 10 minutes for every radio, TV, cable and satellite provider to blare its alert.       ‘Big Brother is talking to you!’ 130124645301_w_eg5639

The slippery slope, and the socialists/communists favourite weapon of choice; propaganda!

We too have the left-wing socialist BBC (British Bull-s**t Corporation,) whose role in wartime, or time of crisis, is to spread propaganda to enlighten the general public and allay their fears. Aló Presidente (right) famously used his original one hour slot to spout ‘nonsense niff-naff and trivia’ for the good of himself and the people of socialist Venezuela. But, hey! Barry and his circus can be trusted, they would ‘never’ abuse such an emergency system for political gain… ;-) Desperate times, desperate measures, desperate men!           Yours Aye.

Utter Incompassionate Barstewards

Pentagon to pink slip thousands of soldiers including some still serving in Afghanistan as part of spending cuts. Thousands of U.S. military, many still serving in the deadly war zones of Afghanistan, will be laid off as the Pentagon enforces mandatory spending cuts.iNIgBO_KQxn4Fox News reports that roughly 2,600 captains and other officers will receive ‘pink slip’ letters with even more expected to be let go after that. The controversial move is part of a larger plan to reduce the number of U.S. soldiers from 520,000 to 450,000, said Defense Department officials. The decision to lay off soldiers in active combat has been called not only bad for morale but outright dangerous. ‘It puts the soldier, the soldier’s family and the men under his command at risk,’ said retired Major Gen. Robert Scales, who is now a Fox News contributor. ‘Young officers look at each other and wonder who is next. Pentagon to pink slip thousands of soldiers

I have a good mate who received his ‘ticket’ for civvie street whilst serving in Afghanistan, which was totally unexpected, and then he had to crack on as though nothing had happened. Had he not been made of firmer stuff it could well of ruined him; having just taken on a mortgage with a newborn on the way what must have gone through his mind?Border-Wall

Well dear American friends, here is the solution to the problem with the border that Obama  has failed to fix. The good soldiers who have been pink ticketed could very well take on the role, a semi-military border force requiring hot experienced personnel will resolve the nightmare. So some one tell the top brass to stop giving away the mighty military vehicles to the country’s police forces, there could soon be a real force to be reckoned with, and they know how to use the machines correctly!                                                   Yours Aye.     Every pink ticket recipient is a nail in Obama’s coffin.

תישאר ישראל החזקה Remain strong Israel

article-2688533-1F93DCEF00000578-919_964x603 Israeli leader Netanyahu vows to ignore international pressure to cease military campaign in Gaza as Palestinian death toll rises above 100.

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said on Friday that he would press forward with his country’s military offensive In the Gaza Strip, telling reporters that there was ‘still more to go’ in the conflict that has already claimed more than 100 lives. He defended the attacks by Israeli forces in the Hamas-controlled Gaza Strip, saying that they are part of a determined effort to halt rocket fire by Palestinian militants. His comments come amid growing pressure from a number of international leaders to cease the military campaign – which has seen Israel attack more than 1,000 targets since Tuesday. Early morning Israeli air strike on Rafah in the southern end of the Gaza strip this morning.article-2688533-1F90F00700000578-715_964x697Israeli leader Netanyahu vows to ignore international pressure to cease military campaign

The solution is some what simple in a broad brush way; the Palestinian group HAMAS stops launching rockets and terrorist ground attacks into Israel! The day will come when Israel sweeps through Gaza with a fine tooth comb, or they could simply bomb HAMAS back into the same era their poisonous mediaeval beliefs come from.          Yours Aye.  תישאר ישראל החזקה

Serve up true justice

Man, 75, who killed his wife over lentil dinner ‘should have reduced sentence because there’s no Pakistani food in prison’, his lawyers claim. A Pakistani immigrant who killed his wife for feeding him lentils should be given a short sentence because the lack of home-style food will make jail ‘difficult’, a court was told. Noor Hussein, 75, beat his wife to death with a stick in their New York apartment in 2011, and was convicted of the killing in May. Earlier the New York Supreme Court heard how he lashed out at Nazar Hussein, 66, because she made him a vegetarian lentil dinner instead of cooking goat. In papers submitted to the court, prosecutors said: ‘The defendant asked [his wife] to cook goat and [his wife] said she made something else.article-2636196-1E1E7D2C00000578-268_634x421The conversation got louder and his wife disrespected defendant by cursing at defendant and saying motherf***** and that the defendant took a wooden stick and hit her with it on her arm and mouth.’ And food again returned to the centre of the trial in arguments over sentencing – when defense lawyers for Hussein said he should be given a shorter sentence because of the hardship of doing without Pakistani food. Pakistani immigrant, 75, killed his wife over lentil dinner-seeks reduced sentence over lack of food choice in prison.

What planet are these defence lawyers from? If they truly wish to see their client serve a shorter compassionate sentence, then ask for an immediate and swift execution, in accordance with the clients wishes! A simple win-win situation for every one… Yours Aye.

Monty Python puritans listen up!

And now for something completely PC: Monty Python stars censor ‘Chinese only come up to your knees’ song for big O2 reunion. For decades they cheerfully offended millions of TV viewers and cinema-goers with their attacks on religion and the Establishment. But Monty Python have finally succumbed to the censor, as they give one of their songs a politically correct makeover for the troupe’s sold-out reunion shows at London’s O2. ‘Pythons’ drop lines from their 1980 song ‘I Like Chinese.’article-0-1F69AE0D00000578-658_634x419  In the original version of the song, written by Eric Idle, he used to sing: ‘I like Chinese, I like Chinese, They only come up to your knees, Yet they’re always friendly, and they’re ready to please.’ But in the version performed at the O2, Idle now sings: ‘I like Chinese, I like Chinese. They copy everything they sees. But they’re up on the boom so they’ll do as they please.’ Fellow Python Terry Jones said: ‘Eric obviously knows why he changed the lyrics. I suppose it was dropped for reasons of political correctness.’ And now for something completely PC: Monty Python censor ‘Chinese only come up to your knees’ song for big O2 reunion.

Fortunately I do not have a politically correct bone running throughout my inoffensive body, so for the Python puritans out there; the following original 1980 version for your edification, accompanied by the lyrics for a good old sing-song.  Yours Aye.   Offence never intended, just a stand against the bloody PC brigade…I like chinese

“I Like Chinese.” Eric Idle of Monty Python. 1980 Original version…

‘The world today seems absolutely crackers, With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky-high. There’s fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It’s depressing, and it’s senseless, and that’s why…’

(sing-along)
I like chinese,
I like chinese,
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they’re always friendly and they’re ready to to please.

I like chinese,
I like chinese,
There’s nine hundred million of them in the world today,
You’d better learn to like them, that’s what I say.

I like chinese,
I like chinese,
They come from a long way overseas,
But they’re cute, and they’re cuddly, and they’re ready to please.

I like chinese food,
The waiters never are rude,
Think the many things they’ve done to impress,
There’s maoism, taoism, I Ching and chess.

I like chinese,
I like chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their zen, their ping-pong, their ying and yang-eze.

I like chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confusious taught,
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like chinese,
I like chinese,
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they’re wise, and they’re witty, and they’re ready to please

Wo, ai zhong guo ren,
Wo, ai zhong guo ren,
Wo, ai zhong guo ren,
Ni hao ma, Ni hao ma, Ni hao ma zai jian.

I like chinese,
I like chinese,
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and li-chese

I like chinese,
I like chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-eze

I like chinese,
I like chinese,
They only come up to your knees (fade out…) ;-)