Hey, Lay Off Sailors!

This chart detailing which states cuss the most really gets under my skin. Look what they use as a nick-name for states with potty mouths. Yeah, Sailors:

'Sailors:' Following the Buckeye state as the most likely to curse is Maryland, then New Jersey, Louisiana and Illinois, respectively.

‘Sailors:’ Following the Buckeye state as the most likely to curse is Maryland, then New Jersey, Louisiana and Illinois, respectively.

One more for you, the countries that are the least racist: United States, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Colombia, Guatemala, Britain, Sweden, Norway, Latvia, Australia, New Zealand. (That goes against the grain of the big bad colonialist, sowing discord in peaceful nations.)

Diana Falzone, Hardnose Military Reporter

Diana Falzone, Fox News

Diana Falzone

If you read military.com, you might be aware of Diana Falzone. She had a blog there called My Wingman Diana. And she has now moved to Fox News, reporting such nuggets as:

In the 90s, Jennifer Aniston’s haircut, a.k.a. “The Rachel,” probably seemed awesome. But her famed stylist wasn’t even sober when he created the iconic look.

Chris McMillan recently admitted he was “high as a kite” when he cut the blonde beauty’s hair… oops.

Hmm, I may have to rethink my title. Diana Falzone, Hardnose Hollywood Reporter?

Bill Murray Kinda Joins Twitter

There seems to be an invasion of fake Twitter sites. That is, folks who open up pages in a celebrity’s name. Like these impostor Bill Murray tweets:

-Time machine jokes aren’t funny, you guys. My great great grandson dies in a time machine crash.

-Talking to yourself isn’t bad. Its not even that bad to arguing with yourself. Its when you lose that argument that you know your in trouble

-A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

Pretty funny, even for a fake. . .

The Big Big Issue

The Big Issue

The Big Issue

When I lived in New York, homeless folks used to sell Street News. Inspired by that idea, the Big Issue uses a similar model, except for England and other places abroad:

The Big Issue is a street newspaper published in four continents; it is written by professional journalists and sold by homeless individuals, and was founded by John Bird and Gordon Roddick in September 1991.

The Economist has an interesting article on the media venture:

DANIEL CROITORU did not find London’s streets to be paved with gold when he arrived from Romania in 2007. Neither did he find well-paid work. Within weeks he was sleeping rough in a park. A stranger drove him to a day centre where staff gave him a hot meal and a change of clothes, and allowed him to wash. There he learned about the Big Issue, a weekly magazine that he could buy cheaply and sell for profit. Three and a half years later, Mr Croitoru lives on the income he generates from selling the magazine.

Billed as “a hand up, not a handout”, the Big Issue was founded in 1991 with the aim of helping the homeless to work. The people who sell it must show that they are sleeping rough or living in accommodation that they have no right to remain in, such as a friend’s flat. They buy copies of the magazine for half the cover price and sell them, pocketing the difference.

I wish them well. Going to the first link, Wikipedia, I don’t doubt the newspaper’s bent from the cover they choose to show. Still, an admirable venture.

Fox News Latino Scoops Fox News

In reading Fox News Latino on Barbie’s ‘Dolls of the World‘ Spark Debate Over Cultural Stereotypes, I was a little surprised at what makes news on FNL and not the FNC. Like:

An interesting Latino smorgasbord. 

Judge Orders Fox News Reporter To Appear

Jana Winter Fox News

Jana Winter, Fox News

Fox News reporter Jana Winter shared that an unnamed source divulged details that James Holmes had issues before the Aurora shootings. And now the judge is requiring the New York-based reporter to attend a hearing Monday, when he will hear arguments on whether she must testify about her confidential sources for a story on the suspect.

Nothing in that is particularly blog-worthy. At least not for me. Until I read the comments:

-This article fails to mention that James Eagan Holmes was a product of the Occupy movement.

In fact, he was an Occupy “Black Bloc” member <– they want to kill cops.

-(In reply to the above) . . . it fails to mention this kid was the recipient of a DOD DARPA Neural interface Grant. You don’t find it odd at all when these things happen, the suspects are connected to the government and drugged out of their mind? That’s not suspicious at all?

-The ENTIRE story is fake, including the aurora “shooting”. Tom Cruise played the “doctor” at the hospital. You guys still aren’t connecting the dots? How bizarre.

-Since she’s a Fox News reporter, the rest of the media won’t stand by her side and defend her journalistic rights and safety.

I’ll stop there. . .

AP Hearts Peng Liyuan, Amazing Race Apologizes

What the heck is wrong with the AP? They put out puff pieces on Peng Liyuan, China’s first lady, that start like this: Glamorous new first lady Peng Liyuan has emerged as a Chinese diplomatic star, charming audiences and cutting a distinct profile. . .

Chinese First Lady, Madame Peng Liyuan, left,, waves as she is accompanied by Tanzanian First Lady, Salma Kikwete, right, at Julius Nyerere International Airport in Dar es Salaam

Chinese First Lady, Madame Peng Liyuan, left,, waves as she is accompanied by Tanzanian First Lady, Salma Kikwete, right, at Julius Nyerere International Airport in Dar es Salaam

On a similar subject, Phil Keoghan apologized for the Amazing Race’s Vietnam segment filmed near a crashed B-52. The show required that the contestants sing a pro-Communist song: Vietnam Communist Party is glorious. The light is guiding us to victory. . .

Joy in San Diego

Would you believe there is someone in the US with no issues? And she lives in San Diego:

DEAR ABBY: I’m not too tall or too short. I’m not overweight or too thin. I never receive comments about my appearance that cause me to be sensitive. My husband doesn’t drink, abuse me or stray. I have had no problems through the years with family members, neighbors or co-workers. My grown children are thoughtful, considerate and loving. Even my in-laws love me.

So tell me, did you ever receive a letter such as this? — JOY IN SAN DIEGO

DEAR JOY: Not in recent history. And it’s probably because people regard my column as a place to dump their troubles rather than share their many blessings, as you have done today.

If only everyone lived this way. . .

The Unintelligentsia on the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

You have got to love the uproar the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition has elicited from the unintelligentsia: Evelyn Hu-DeHart, Professor of History and Ethnic Studies, Director, Center for the Study of Race and Ethnicity in America (CSREA) at Brown University tells Yahoo! Shine: “It’s understandable why some would find these photos disturbing.

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition in China

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition in China

The juxtaposition of scantily-clad white, modern, cosmopolitan and western woman against natives, animals, exotic scenery, primitives (African native), traditionals (Chinese fisherman; ethnic minority girls in China); The exception is the photo of the Spanish bullfighters, in which case the model is suggestive of the bull.  The white models are tourists and colonials. Evelyn Hu?

Al Gorezeera, a New Television Channel

Al Gorezeera

Al Gorezeera, Current TV + Al Jazeera

Al Jazeera just purchased Current TV. And Al Gore stands to make about $100 million out of the sweet deal.

There are still people who will not watch it, who will say that it’s a ‘terrorist network, said Philip Seib, the author of “The Al Jazeera Effect.” Al Jazeera has to override that by providing quality news.

Management has already selected a new name for the channel, Al Gorezeera. . .