Kalashnikov relaunch… as a FASHION brand: Assault rifle company unveils plan to become as big as Apple – and rebrands its most famous asset as ‘a weapon of peace’Siberian arms maker Kalashnikov wants to expand business beyond its AK-47 rifles into a lifestyle brand as recognised and valuable as Apple computers. And even its most-famous product – arguably the world’s most widely used weapon of war – has been caught in the slick corporate makeover and re-branded a ‘weapon of peace’. Shoppers will soon be able to buy Kalashnikov-branded jumpers, trousers, jeans, and sportswear as the firm struggles with a dip in Russian military spending. Kalashnikov rebrand’s itself In the nonsensical world of advertising, I’d say they are onto a winner… Yours Aye.
Apparently it’s that time of year where once again we find ourselves into ‘London Fashion Week.’ In a non-politically correct way… I am so glad that I grew up in an era where men were men, and dressed accordingly, unlike the four ‘pouting-hip-swinging’ little buttercups amongst this group below. Just to get you into the groove – Yeah baby! Yours Aye.
A collection from one of the designers showing as part of the Fashion East showcase. Photo: AP Why dear Gawd – Why?
‘Meggings?’ Leggings for men? Designers launch range aiming to make men feel ‘comfortable and look great’ in leggings! Priced at £25, sTitch leggings are inspired by celebrities such as Russel Brand and Justin Bieber, who both favour meggings. Luke Shipley and Tom Hunt established sTitch Leggings in 2012 after they were forced to wear ‘ill-fitting female leggings’ to a themed party. This embarrassing fashion faux pas inspired the duo to join forces with friend Joe Hollingworth and set about designing a legging range just for ‘men.’ Pics will enlarge if clicked; however, it is absolutely not recommended!!!
They were voted the biggest fashion faux pas of last year, but ‘meggings’ – that’s male leggings – could become a male wardrobe staple this season. Two British designers have unveiled a range of meggings, which they hope will enable men to ‘both look great and feel comfortable in leggings.’ Luke Shipley and Tom Hunt established sTitch Leggingsg in 2012 after they were forced to wear ‘ill-fitting female leggings’ to a themed party. More Depravity Here: Would YOU let your man wear meggings? Designers launch range aiming to make men feel ‘comfortable and look great’ in leggings
“Be-Jeezus, Joseph, and Mary”… Someone needs to get a grip of these lady-boy ‘designers’ and give them the gipsy’s whisper about what a man really is about (the two hideous specimen’s mentioned above do not count as men in my book.)
A real man wearing jeans as they should be worn…
ONE dress, FIFTY ways to wear it: Could this versatile frock be the answer to ANY wardrobe crisis? ‘No idea what the answer is?’ With the Christmas party season in full swing and New Year’s Eve just around the corner, finding the perfect dress is never easy – or cheap. That is exactly why one designer has created the ultimate versatile party dress that can be worn fifty different ways to suit any occasion. American designer Nadia Tarr claims that her Butter by Nadia dress is your one-stop solution for any wardrobe crisis.The dress, which can be purchased in various lengths and colours, can be transformed simply by adjusting the material straps. The wraparound straps can be tied in different ways around your waist or neck to create a halter, one shoulder or strapless style.
And there we have it. Posted for the ladies (and any ex Air Force chaps who have a penchant for such things) and to create a level balance of posts within the Mellow Jihadi blog. And to also prove that I am not a narcissistic, war mongering, Alpha male… Yours Aye. Who awaits the incoming barrage from disparaging Air Force chaps; as if they would be seen dead in claret red or emerald-green Harrumph!
Chinese go undercover in Darth Vader-style visors as fear of exposure to the sun sweeps country All it would take is for one air head ‘celebrity’ to fashion it at a swanky hip bar on the boulevard… It may well happen! Yours Aye.
Men must be careful in buying bike shorts. Spandex bike tights have a certain way of, um, er, well visually emphasizing certain regions. From an ad for Mavic: Wear the Mavic Red Rock Under Shorts under your baggies for all the advantages of chamois-shorts minus the visual violation factor. Mavic’s Ergo 2D Insert uses two densities and two foam thickness to provide all-day comfort and moisture management. Don’t expect any more posting of the underwear genre for the forceable future.
Summer madness and eccentricity is in full swing over here in jolly old Blighty.
Chap Olympics hits town English tea and crumpets, cream teas and garden fetes, morris men a dancing, long country walks in cotton shirts and flannel trousers, umbrella jousting on bicycles, and nettles eating championships in 32’C heat. ‘Chapette smoking her pipe and drinking tea’.
What better way to end the day than watching the sun gently extinguish itself on the horizon, whilst holding a glass of red wine, or sipping chilled glasses of Pimm’s ‘sundowners’ with friends. Chaps and chapettes, and jolly old England, absolutely spiffing hey ~ what? ‘Chap glopping wine with a chum’.
One of the best vets I knew worked for the veterinary charity ‘The PDSA’ People’s Dispensary for Sick Animals He was a professional caring vet who was not only concerned with the animals welfare before him, but also that of the owners. As a young Veterinary he cut his teeth in a practice in the country town of Stafford, in the county of Staffordshire, a town that could be classed as the home of the Staffordshire Bull Terrier. He knew the traits of the SBT from the tip of its nose, to the last hair on its tail. Sadly he is no longer with us, but had he still been kicking his heels around the Plymouth PDSA practice, I know he would be mortified at the following... A facelift for Fido and Botox for Buster:
Cropping a dogs ears, as well as cropping tails for cosmetic reasons is barbaric, and a medieval practice that should be outlawed. In my mind any type of canine ‘cosmetic otoplasty’ conducted for the owners pleasure should qualify the owner to a stay in prison for animal cruelty, with the vet sat by them on the top bunk. There are obvious reasons for a dog to undergo surgery, mainly based on a life threatening condition. It beggars belief that a dog has to endure surgery to cut away excess skin left behind from a weight loss diet. The owners should be chastised for allowing the condition to happen in the first place. Vanity and ignorance by an owner appears to be cash in the bank for some unscrupulous vet’s.
It’s gotta be hell being a celebrity. Take Robert Pattinson. He’s out shopping at his local 90210 grocery store and some mammarazi takes his picture with a Fort McCoy Warrant Officer Candidate School t-shirt on:
I can think of worse shirts to wear. First word rhymes with Bear, the last word with Horse.
Small confession, after today’s day o’ work, I bear an uncanny resemblance to the below London Fashion Week gentleman, if he really is a gentleman:
Craig Green, you are a genius. . .
Is it odd that a top commander of a Nazi SS-led unit living in secret for the last 60 years in Minnesota was pictured wearing a National World War II Museum cap:
Or that Shayne Murphy, Eddie Murphy’s daughter, was wearing a Navy Morale, Welfare, and Recreation (MWR) cap?
I don’t blame her, I would wear a Navy MWR hat too. . .
Is it disrespectful to use an American flag (on a t-shirt) in the below manner? It has always bothered me when someone butchers her, but maybe I am over-reacting. Maybe I need to chill out and let the good Americans at DrJays tell me what’s-up:
Many years ago, I walked through the old Abercrombie & Fitch, back when they sold safari gear to tiger hunters. I’ve not set foot in the store since then, nor have I ever worn any of their clothes. Still, if they want to limit the sizes they offer, they can do what they want. A touchy-feely org named Change.org has a petition calling for people to boycott fashion retailer Abercrombie & Fitch until CEO Mike Jeffries offers plus-sizes to consumers. Florida native Benjamin O’Keefe, 18, who described struggling with an eating disorder and feeling “worthless” because he couldn’t fit into popular clothing styles, created the petition on Tuesday. Why would anyone want to wear the clothes of a store that does not want them?
HommeMystere translates from the French as mystery man. And the male underwear (lingerie) company says: We are not concerned if you are gay, straight, vegetarian, republican, anglican, martian or any other persuasion. We just design and manufacture attractive luxury underwear for men. Um, no thanks. I blame Drudge Report for this one. Sorry.
Just exactly who Karolina Kurkova is, I’ve no idea, but she was caught outside in a less-than-pc dress (that featured guns on it) and the world promptly stopped:
Ol’ Archie Drury should take Karolina to the range, where she can feel at home in her gear.
British “design engineer” Jess Eaton introduced her second “high-fashion” collection in December at London’s White Gallery, this time consisting of supposedly elegant bridal wear made in part with roadkill, cat and alpaca fur, seagull wings and human bones.