Zayn Malik – who? Exactly…

As it happened; “I lost five minutes of my life yesterday that I will never see again.” Without garnishing the facts, allow me to explain… As I was leaving the butcher’s car-park I noticed two young girls being comforted by an elderly lady – both 16-year-old girls were both crying, one almost hysterically. Fearing for the worst I pulled over to offer assistance. The lady looked at me concerned and almost in a whisper said; “They appear to be lost, and I think they need directions?”“Can I help in any way?” Says I gallantly. Upon which, the least upset cherub blubbed; “We are not lost – we’re upset because Zayn has left One Direction!”  We both left them to wail and blubber on…Arghhh! Five bloody minutes of my life gone.      Yours Aye. Totally discombobulated by it all…

Two faces of Royalty…

vlcsnap-2015-01-22-10h34m37s37.jpgPrince Andrew makes his first public appearance since his ‘alleged’ involvement in a sex scandal broke – as his accuser urges him to swear on oath that he is innocent. Miss Roberts’ lawyers sent Buckingham Palace a letter requesting his ‘voluntary cooperation in answering question about his sexual interactions’ with her.

Bill Cosby Bill Cosby - a timeline of the ‘alleged’ abuse charges against the actor and comedian. Sexual abuse allegations that have dogged Bill Cosby for more than a decade.

Sexual abuse; The act of having sex with a child or old person or someone who is mentally ill, against that person’s wishes or without that person’s agreement. Abuse; To use something for the wrong purpose in a way that is harmful or morally wrong: Privilege; An advantage that only one person or group of people has, usually because of their position or because they are rich: An opportunity to do something special or enjoyable: The way in which rich people or people from a high social class have most of the advantages in society:polls_cms_eaw_1_6_justice_1020_944812_poll_xlarge Allegedly; Said or thought by some people to be the stated bad or illegal thing, although you have no proof:

“The presumption of innocence”; The principle that one is considered innocent until proven guilty. Or so the saying goes…

Those who reside within gilded walls often enjoy privileges way beyond the reach of ordinary people – one could say  almost like Royalty?  Yours Aye.

I agree with Piers Morgan-Doh!

I do agree with Piers Morgan, though I type the words with clenched buttocks, and grinding teeth. (Once the words are out, they cannot be taken back again!)Piers Morgan My ‘clenched grinding’ agreement is due to the title & content of his piece in the Daily Mail, in which he wrote “The TV tantrum that shows why ‘revolutionary’ Russell Brand is really just a revolting hypocrite” The clip is worth watching as it proves Morgan is right. Doh!23A9218300000578-0-image-a-1_1417627701233I absolutely despise the odious champagne socialist Russell Brand, and the gobbledygook tripe that doth froth from out of his mouth. Best I ease springs, as I’m getting cramp in my buttocks, and my jaw aches – and there are only two CRAMPEX pills left in the packet. Yours Aye.

Thoughts on Ebola by Chris Brown

Mean while in celebrity la-la-land, the worlds foremost expert in infectious diseases – R&B singer ‘Chris Brown,’ states; ‘Ebola? It’s population control’1413210043711_Image_galleryImage_INGLEWOOD_CA_AUGUST_24_Re

R&B singer Chris Brown has been ridiculed for a bizarre outburst on Twitter in which he claimed the killer Ebola virus is a ‘form of population control’The outspoken artist tweeted his thoughts on the epidemic, which has killed more than 4,000 people in West Africa as well as one person in the U.S. Brown wrote: ‘I don’t know … But I think this Ebola epidemic is a form of population control. S*** is getting crazy bruh.’ Air-head celebrity R&B singer ‘Chris Brown,’ on being a celebrity ‘air-head!’ 


And here’s me thinking  (right) Professor Peter Piot CMG MD PhD DTM, of the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine was the foremost Infectious disease expert? Through his 40-years of research on clinical, microbiological, epidemiological, and public health aspects of sexually transmitted diseases, AIDS, tuberculosis, and women’s health in Africa, and, more recently, on the politics of AIDS and global health, including chronic diseases.

‘Upon my soul, we live and learn some thing new each and every day!’ What next? Justin Beiber turns out to be a fully qualified Nuclear Physicist!      Yours Aye.

Ben Affleck in cuckoo land

Furious Ben Affleck blasts Bill Maher and guests on-air after they claimed Islam is the ‘mother-load of bad ideas’ and compared religion to being in the Mafia.1412470439154_wps_20_Ben_Affleck_vs_Bill_MaherThe Oscar-winning director (left) was appalled when author and guest on the talk show Sam Harris said the Muslim faith was the ‘mother-load of bad ideas’. The trio, appearing on HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher (right) on Friday, collided while debating whether large numbers of the Muslim population share the beliefs of jihadists. It led to the actor saying: ‘It’s just an ugly thing to say. It’s gross, it’s racist. It’s like saying: “Oh you shifty Jew”.’ The controversial TV host said Islam is the only religion that acts like the Mafia, because they will kill you if you ‘say the wrong thing, draw the wrong picture or write the wrong book’. Ben-Affleck-clashes-with-Bill-Maher

If Ben Affleck knocked on my door to borrow a cup of sugar; I’d drop kick his backside way over the garden gate with the toe end of my heavy walking boot… Another air head celebrity that lives in cloud cuckoo land       Yours Aye.

Aisle 3, Chanel bling and insanity…

1412267119993_wps_16_Mandatory_Credit_Photo_byWould you pay $12,500 for a grocery BASKET? Chanel ensures fashionistas look chic down shopping aisles with new It ‘bag’ 

Chanel wants to make grocery shopping a little more chic with its new shopping basket handbag — however with the $12,500 price tag, you might not be able to afford to put anything in it.

Made from brass and covered with calfskin, the basket
is part of Chanel’s autumn/winter 2014 accessories collection, which was shown at Paris Fashion Week in March.

The autumn/winter 2014 collection, which was shown in a Chanel-themed supermarket with shelves full of Chanel-branded food products, also included bags shaped like milk cartons, with pearl-studded ‘lait de Coco’ branding, which are currently on sale for $4,800

ISIS/ISIL, and Islamic terrorism in general is tearing the world apart – EBOLA is just around the corner – We have a demented President and Prime Minister who are as much use as two men missing (who couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery between them!) And now to add to the insanity of it all, we are presented with a $12,500 ‘chic’ shopping basket!!! Gawd almighty, what planet do these air head ‘designers’ and ‘celebrities’ come from? When I shop I refuse point-blank to pay 5 pence for a carrier bag, I either get them for free or every thing stays on the check out till…     Yours Aye. 

A bloke called Clooney just got married?

William Hill the ‘bookmaker’ has been forced to slash the odds of George Clooney becoming the next US President after a flood of bets from members of the public. The bookmaker originally offered odds of 200/1 on the actor, who married lawyer Amal Alamuddin in an £8m ceremony earlier this week, leading his home country at some point in his life.      Original story by Andrew Trotman; The TelegraphfrontCovers_3056401c

William Hill has now cut this to 100/1 and said it expects huge bets to made in the near future, as the 53-year-old’s marriage makes him more appealing to American voters. (Above) Some bloke called George Clooney married Amal Allamudin a British/Lebanese barrister in Venice?  (Below) The snivelling cowardly wretch Julian Assange of WikiLeaks, and his human rights Barrister Amal Allamudin… 


“Originally we did it as fun around the wedding,” said Rupert Adams, a spokesman for William Hill. “But people took it seriously, so we had to change the price. “We could get up to a six-figure sum in the next week. The UK public doesn’t believe the US would vote a single man into the White House, and Clooney now has the whole package. He’s a genuine contender.”

Mr Clooney, a staunch human rights campaigner who was arrested in 2012 while protesting against Sudan, has previously ruled out running for President. Speaking at the Venice Film Festival in 2011, the actor said that the troubles Barack Obama has faced since he took office in 2009 put him off politics. “As for me running for President – look, there’s a guy in office who is smarter than anybody you know, and nicer, and he’s having an almost impossible time governing.” – “Why would anyone volunteer for that job? I have a very good job. So I have no interest.” However, Mr Clooney is not the only celebrity William Hill is taking bets on becoming the next President. Actor Will Smith is priced at 250/1, while singer Lady Gaga and golfer Tiger Woods are both 500/1.obama idiot

Well George, with a comment of “As for me running for President – look, there’s a guy in office who is smarter than anybody you know.” I would say that places you in the running good and proper, in fact you could step into Joe Biden’s shoes, they’d be a perfect fit. Just take an idiot ticket from the asylum machine and stand in line!      Yours Aye.Obama-idiots

‘Peace One Day’ Load of Bull!

Jude Law ‘Overwhelmed’ By DR Congo Suffering.The British star tells Sky’s Special Correspondent Alex Crawford why he wants the world to unite for Peace for just One Day.cegrab-20140920-182101-211-1-522x293

The British actor Jude Law says he is “overwhelmed” by the scale of the problem in the Congo after visiting one of the largest camps for those who’ve fled their homes to escape fighting. “It’s shocking,” he told Sky News from the camp in the Congolese border town of Goma. “This is one of the naturally rich countries in the world. Yet the people aren’t seeing any of the wealth.” The actor is in the Democratic Republic of Congo in his capacity as Ambassador for a charity called Peace One Day which campaigns for a day of global ceasefire and non-violence.  Alex Crawford Sky’s Special Correspondent, in GomaPeace-One-Day-Article-580-327‘A Global Ceasefire For One Day To Allow Those Suffering From The Effects Of War To Benefit From Aid Convoys’ What is it with actors, and the celebrity world who seek to use global conflict as a vehicle for self promotion? Like the vast majority of established actors (terrified of being forgotten) – they live in a bubble where truth and fiction are a mixture’d fantasy, where acting isn’t a form of work, it’s part of the sphere of insanity and adulation that they crave and thrive upon.

Bowen_Vincent_V1_320_2 It may be that I swallowed a ‘cynic’ pill this morning instead of my normal ‘multi vitamin!’ However; when ‘Peace One Day’ happens, I swear I will enter the farmer’s field and reverently kiss each testicle on his 3000Ib prize bull… Anything linked or endorsed by the U.N. is doomed, so there’s no chance of carrying out my forfeit.        Yours Aye.

Justin Beiber ‘Baby’

188159-1Man saved from bear attack – thanks to his Justin Bieber ringtone! FISHERMAN Igor Vorozhbitsyn is lucky to be alive – after his Justin Bieber ringtone went off while he was being attacked by a bear. 

Mr Vorozhbitsyn, 42, thought he was a goner when the brown bear pounced on him as he was walking to a favourite fishing spot in northern Russia’s Yakutia Republic. But as the bear began to claw at him, Mr Vorozhbitsyn’s mobile went off and the beast turned tail and fled back into the forest.

Wildlife experts believe the ringtone – according to local media the singer’s hit ‘Baby’ – must have startled the bear into halting its attack. “Sometimes a sharp shock can stop an angry bear in its tracks and that ringtone would be a very unexpected sound for a bear,” explained one.     ‘Baby Justin’ apos-ser-preso-por-dirigir-alcoolizado-justin-bieber-virou-piada-na-internet-a-foto-onde-aparece-sorrindo-ao-ser-fichado-virou-alvo-de-montagens-feitas-pelos-internautas-1390519679735_500x500 Mr Vorozhbitsyn suffered from cuts and severe bruises to his face and chest and was rescued when he was found by other fishermen after using the phone to call for help. Mr Vorozhbitsyn – now recovering from his mauling – said: “I had parked my car and was walking towards the spot I’d marked out when there was a tremendous impact on my back and the bear was on top of me. “I couldn’t believe my luck when the phone went off and he fled. “I know that sort of ringtone isn’t to everyone’s taste but my granddaughter loaded it onto my phone for a joke,” he added.

He’s one brave honest man owning up like that! I’d rather have let the bear eat me than admit to having a Justin Beiber ring tone on my mobile phone… ;-)          Yours Aye.

Original story from the Daily Express Published: Tue, August 5, 2014

Do as I say, not as I do

Michael Moore’s lavish property empire is revealed in court documents as he and wife of 22 years divorce. article-0-1FF0DBAB00000578-699_634x892The lavish wealth of underdog-defending filmmaker Michael Moore has been laid bare in his divorce battle with now-ex-wife Kathy Glynn, and their breakup is the talk of their small Michigan community. 

The couple called it quits after 22 years, with the divorce finalized on Tuesday at Antrim County Circuit Court in Bellaire. According to Celebritynetworth, Moore and Glynn are worth $50 million, much of his success coming from documentaries protesting capitalism. Michael Moore’s lavish property empire is revealed in court documents…

Do as I say, not as I do. ‘Champagne swilling anti-capitalist-socialist hypocrite.’ Yours Aye.

Madness induced by the MSM

Controversial smartphone app for children age 12 ‘promotes gold-digging, bondage-inspired lingerie and flirting for rewards’ A smartphone game that encourages girls to dress sexily and go on dates with ‘hot guys’ in the hope of becoming models has come under fire for promoting the wrong values to girls. Star Girl, which has 1.3million likes on Facebook and was until recently aimed at children aged four+ on iTunes, is now rated 12+ but is played by thousands of young children. It invites children to step ‘into the high heels of an aspiring celebrity who is setting out to build her career as a superstar while having a ton of fun along the way’.   article-2669021-1F1B711000000578-193_634x471Controversial smartphone app for children age 12 ‘promotes gold-digging, bondage-inspired lingerie and flirting for rewards’ 

What are we doing to ourselves, and why do we allow these companies to get away with it? Society is constantly being degraded by the main stream media, who glorify trashy celebrities to such an extent that there appears to be no moral code what so ever governing them. This is what we end up with here in the UK, and she is just the thin end of the wedge...article-2667123-1F081EB200000578-803_306x495

‘Miss Cunningham,’ (right) who is pregnant after working as an escort prostitute, revealed in The Sun newspaper that she had cut down from 40 cigarettes a day to 20, but would need help from her GP to cut the habit completely. She said on a TV show: ‘I’m hoping my doctor will be able to help get me off the fags. But the public will probably whinge about funding that as well.’

Anti-smoking advice, counselling, drugs and patches are all available on the NHS, but at a cost to the taxpayer.

News that Miss Cunningham had a breast augmentation, funded by the same NHS trust that refused to fund surgery that would have enabled a two-year-old girl with a form of cerebral palsy to walk, provoked outrage across the country.  She sparked outrage after posting a provocative tweet saying: ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones, but tax payers will always fund me’article-2667123-1F12A0DF00000578-339_634x433

Miss Cunningham later claimed her breasts, which were boosted from a 32A to a 36D, were ‘so big’ she found them embarrassing, and said the NHS should pay for a reduction. Then she tried to placate public opinion by promising to pay back the cash. But when she became pregnant after working as a £1,000-a-night escort, prostitute she admitted she could not uphold her pledge – and now continues to soak up public funds. She has had £1,500 of Botox treatment for excessive sweating, and two months ago, she boasted she would be having £2,500 of free dental work now she is expecting a child who she is clueless over the father’s identity. Pregnant delusional escort prostitute, and wannabe ‘glamour model’ costs the British taxpayers thousands of pounds, and she wants and expects more

More gross mismanagement and overspend by the lunatics running the National Health Service… This delusional slapper should be sterilised for free, and then be allowed to act out her dreams at no further cost to the tax payer.                ‘Bejeezus give me strength’           Yours Aye.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s military mind

‘You should receive a medal': Green Beret mocks Gwyneth Paltrow for comparing celebrities to soldiers in sarcastic letter.article-2644315-1E58788200000578-429_636x382The firestorm sparked by Gwyneth Paltrow’s remarks comparing online hackling of celebrities to being in a war raged on Friday as a member of the U.S. Army special forces slammed the actress in a sarcastic column. Green Beret Bryan Sikes addressed the recently separated star of Shakespeare in Love in the form of a personal letter, which appeared on the site Clash Daily run by conservative commentator and author Doug Giles.240842-gwyneth-paltrow-oscars-2012-capeGwyneth Paltrow and other combatants at the Oscar Battleground in La-La-Land! 2014. 

‘I’d first like to start out by saying how terrible I feel for you and all your friends that on a daily basis have to endure mean words written by people you don’t know. ‘I can only imagine the difficulty of waking up in a 12,000 square foot Hollywood home and having your assistant retrieve your iPhone, only to see that the battery is low and someone on twitter (the social media concept that you and all of your friends contribute to on an hourly basis to feed your ego and narcissistic ways), has written a mean word or 2 about you.’ Sgt First Class Sikes continued in this derisive vain, suggesting that Paltrow, 41, should ‘receive a medal’ for enduring verbal abuse online at the hands of ‘meanies.’ Green-Beret-mocks-Gwyneth-Paltrow-comparing-celebrities-to-combat-soldiers-in-sarcastic-letter.

What a delusional world these bloody celebrity people live in…            Yours Aye.

Bare-Faced Messiah

BARE FACED MESSIAH. The book Scientologists kept you from reading for 27-years: Banned biography of L. Ron Hubbard reveals the bizarre sex-rituals, phony war record and racist writings of the church founder.Phoney Hubbard

Bare-Faced Messiah was first published in 1986 but the Church of Scientology has successfully kept it off the shelves for 27-years… Written by British journalist Russell Miller about Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard… Alleges that Hubbard lied about his education and childhood in official Scientology biographies… Claims to refute Hubbard’s assertion that he was one of the nation’s first nuclear physicists and a doctor… During his research Miller found unpalatable opinions on Chinese people written by the teenage Hubbard… Alleges that Hubbard would observe and documents bizarre sex rituals with a prominent Caltech rocket scientist… Outlines how Hubbard realized branding Scientology as a religion would be better for business concerns…

A book Scientologists have kept off the shelves of American book stores for 27-years that alleges church founder L. Ron Hubbard was a fantasist with a predilection for bizarre sexual rituals is finally to be published. Written by British journalist Russell Miller in 1986, ‘Bare-Faced Messiah’ cuts a swath through the many myths the Scientologist chief built up around himself and exposes him as a charismatic charmer, who targeted celebrity devotees. Miller alleges that Hubbard lied about his service in World War 2 and that instead of the millions of members the church claims to have – in fact only counts around 25,000 people as followers. ‘Bare-Faced Messiah:A Walter Mitty character ‘6a00d8341c73fe53ef0147e29bc417970b-800wi

The True Story of L. Ron Hubbard’ was published around the globe, but two years of litigation from Scientologists held up the book in the United States. Now finally, it has been printed by Silvertail Books, with a newly written introduction from Miller. The biography goes right back to the start of Hubbard’s life in Montana, where Hubbard said he grew up breaking wild horses on his grandfather’s ranch. However, Miller claims that Hubbard’s grandfather was a ‘small-time veterinarian who supplemented his income renting out horses and buggies from a livery barn.’

More of the story, and laughable facts of Hubbard’s fantasy life here: The book Scientologists kept you from reading for 27-years: Posted by Gawd’s sake. In this day and age how can ‘supposedly intelligent people’ believe in the nonsense that is Scientology; surely it has to sit amongst the worlds greatest con’s? Though it does sit on a level lower than the belief of 72 celestial vestal virgins awaiting the arrival of dead Islamic extremists, and their book of hypocrisy!              Yours Aye.

Snivelling wretched excuse for a man

article-0-1CA8994800000578-175_306x423CNN’s Piers Morgan takes final parting shot at NRA and ‘cowardly’ politicians on final show; I am so pro-American I want more of you to stay alive.’

Piers Morgan, CNN’s departing talk show host, could not miss one last opportunity to take a swipe at U.S. gun laws Friday before signing off after three years on air. Morgan devoted the final minutes of Piers Morgan Live to the issue that he said has been a consistent and often controversial part of the programme. The British-born presenter cited gun violence statistics and expressed dismay that mass shootings including those in Newtown, Connecticut, and Aurora, Colorado, haven’t led to stricter gun control laws. 

Morgan delivered his impassioned 3-minute address after devoting most of the programme Friday to the coverage of the search for the missing Malaysian plane. ‘After three years, two months, 11 days and over 1,000 shows, I am departing to spend more time with my cricket bat,’ quipped the 48-year-old English expat. Morgan spent a few moments thanking his staff and his viewers – ‘even those who implacably disagreed with me, or just found my funny accent annoying’ – before launching into a tirade against America’s gun violence epidemic. Piers Morgan Says Goodbye with a gun control ‘caveat’piers morgan the bore  CNN’s ousted presenter insisted that guns belong on a battlefield in the hands of professional soldiers ‘fighting for democracy and freedom’ – not in the hands of civilians. Morgan cited hair-raising figures of gun violence, which claims on average 35 lives every day, in addition to another 50 who kill themselves with firearms. ‘I assumed that after 70 people were shot in a movie theatre, and then, just a few months later, 20 first-graders were murdered with an assault rifle in an elementary school, the absurd gun laws in this country would change,’ he said. ‘But nothing has happened.’ In his parting shot at the National Gun Association, Morgan accused the powerful gun lobby of bullying U.S. lawmakers into ‘cowardly’ silence. 2011 FBI Crime Statistics-fails to mention the crimes are attributable to the Socialist Labour Governments open border immigration policy!piers-morgan-us-uk-gun-effects

‘My point is simple: more guns doesn’t mean less crime as the NRA repeatedly says,’ Morgan continued. ‘It means more gun violence, death and profits for the gun manufacturers. ‘And to those who claim my gun control campaigning has been “anti-American”, the reverse is true. I am so pro-American that I want more of you to stay alive.’ images

Quoting Winston Churchill, Morgan said that he has given the issue of gun control ‘a tremendous whack,’ even as his many detractors called him out for being too loud and rude when debating the subject. Morgan concluded his final show by urging Americans to stand together and cry ‘enough!’ CNN announced last month that it was pulling the plug on Piers Morgan Live after three years due to lacklustre ratings.images

America please forgive this British champagne guzzling socialist for his sins (because we don’t want him back over here in the United Kingdom.) However; if he is to come back then pray Gawd it is to appear in court on phone hacking charges, followed by a spell in prison. A long spell in prison to keep him off our screens…            Yours Aye.

Evidence Mounts Against Piers Morgan in Phone Hacking … – Breitbart

 British police question CNN’s Piers Morgan over phone-hacking … Reuters

BBC News – Piers Morgan questioned over phone hacking…

‘Consciously Uncoupled’ = D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

You will have well and truly heard by now that the ‘celebrity married couple’ Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow have announced that they have “consciously uncoupled!.” Or as Dolly Parton so often spelled out; they are heading down the road for a “D.I.V.O.R.C.E.”…article-2590788-1C90FB6400000578-427_634x442 How very Hollywood! Not that I give a rat’s arse about it, though there are children involved and it does appear that they do have their true interests at heart. What never ceases to amaze me is the weirdness that surrounds the people who live in the bubble of Hollywood, and the fact that they (and their practices) are accepted as normal to the false idol worshipers in the real world. It is pure speculation on my behalf; however, since the announcement it would appear that the breakdown in their previous ‘coupling’ was caused by the fact that ‘Gwynnie’ spends most of her time orbiting around the ‘Blue Snowball Nebula’ in the Andromeda constellation, some 2.5 million light years away! Just a personal observation obviously.     Yours Aye.article-2591285-1C9DC86B00000578-175_306x468

As Gwyneth Paltrow broke the news that she and husband Chris Martin were splitting up, it was immediately clear there had been three people in their marriage: Gwynnie, Chris . . . and her New Age guru, Dr Habib Sadeghi. 
Announcing the separation on her website Goop, the actress and lifestyle expert devoted just eight lines to an explanation, introducing a baffled world to the idea of ‘conscious uncoupling’. She then spent the rest of the announcement regurgitating a tortuously long essay that Dr Sadeghi and his wife Dr Sherry Sami had written to explain this psychobabble. More Here: If you think Gwynnie’s bonkers; then meet ‘Holistic wise man’ Dr Habib Sadeghi, founder of ‘Be Hive of Healing’ in Los Angeles, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘mentor’ and ‘favourite doctor’…