One fell out of the Cuckoo nest!

Kim Kardashian Kanye WestKanye West announces he will run for PRESIDENT in 2020 in his MTV VMAs acceptance speech (but he did admit to smoking a joint just before.)caitlyn-jenner-14-1-lead

Kanye West for President? The performer claimed he is going to run for the top job in 2020 during a long acceptance speech at the MTV VMAs on Sunday.

Breaking News: Caitlyn Jenner announces he will accept the position of Secretary of State upon Mr. West entering the White House. Cait –  a whisper of advice in your shell-like; “If I were you, I wouldn’t go buying any new frocks for the occasion mate!”   Yours_Aye.

US is as snobby as the UK

Labour luvvie Sir patrick stewartUS is as snobby as the UK, says ‘Sir Patrick Stewart’: Actor tells how he thought he would leave social class system behind when he moved to America.

Patrick Stewart has revealed how he hoped to leave behind Britain’s ‘hierarchical society’ when he moved to America in the 1980s. The veteran actor said that he found that class was ‘such an essential part of the English way of life’ and hoped for a change in the US. But much to his disappointment, there was no ‘classless society’ across the pond – and things were just as rigid as back home.

Oh how my heart pumps pee for this left-wing champagne socialist luvvie…    Yours_Aye.

Caution: Frivolous Friday

Oh for Gawd’s sake – please make it all stop…  

Kardashian Clinton Trash

For those out of the political celebrity loop: One is an attention seeking socialite who carved out a a career from a sex scandal, the other is Kim Kardashian.   Yours_Aye.

Courage? Cry me a bloody river!

article-3152418-2A93315E00000578-240_636x382Caitlyn [Bruce] Jenner breaks down in tears while thanking her family as she accepts Arthur Ashe Courage Award at the ESPYs. ‘Caitlyn’ got tearful toward the end of her acceptance speech as she thanked her family, including mother, sister and nine adult children in the audience.

Kate_NesbittGawd give me strength!!! This could only happen in the air-head bubble of celebrity ga-ga world… Back in the real world away from the nonsensical trashy glitz and make-believe of Hollywood – we have true courage by the bucket load.

One tale of courage and derring do that sticks in my mind is that of  Medical Assistant Able Seaman Class 1, Kate Nesbitt. Military Cross. A 21-year-old, five foot tall sailor, with a heart of oak…Whose Citation reads “Under fire and under pressure her commitment and courage were inspirational and made the difference between life and death. She performed in the highest traditions of her service.” 

Yours_ (Unapologetically_Non Politically Correct)_Aye!

Incidentally, she comes from bloody good stock, as her father Clive is a 22 year time served Ex Bootneck…   

Caitlyn Jenner – A line in the sand X’d!

295342A100000578-3109187-image-m-23_1433338183259‘I’m the new normal’: Caitlyn Jenner lets the cameras in on beauty regime as she transforms from Bruce and reveals how Vanity Fair shoot was ‘best day of my life.’ A glamorous Caitlyn Jenner has been seen applying makeup and telling viewers ‘I’m the new normal’ in a clip from her upcoming TV series.

2942508500000578-0-Starting_over_Caitlyn_Jenner_s_painful_past_as_Bruce_was_explore-a-16_1433331823691The Today show shared the clip from the eight-part documentary series, which will premiere on E! on July 26, on Wednesday morning. ‘Isn’t it great that someday you’ll be normal – just blend into society?’ Jenner muses during the snippet. ‘Put it this way: I’m the new normal.’ In other scenes, the former Olympian and Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s star can be seen applying makeup while wearing a robe.r 

Normally I wouldn’t comment on such nonsense, but I have to get something off my hairy chest! It may be ‘normal’ and acceptable by those living in the ‘celebrity bubble.’ But in the world I live in – IT IS NOT NORMAL. And if a man still has his ‘meat and two veg’ then ‘she’ is still a ‘he’ – no matter what the freaks think as they kneel & worship at the base of the Kardashian monument. HARRUMPH! Yours Aye.

Lyrics to “Lola” song by THE KINKS

A Bollywood Spectacular…

tumblr_inline_mofu3ym25P1qz4rgpMeanwhile – over in Bollywood. Something as eye blisteringly viewable as the Kardashian family.

SAFE FOR WORK BUT BE WARNED! You will lose 3 minutes 45 seconds of your life forever…  What Has Been Seen – Cannot Be Unseen     Yours Aye. 

Zayn Malik – who? Exactly…

As it happened; “I lost five minutes of my life yesterday that I will never see again.” Without garnishing the facts, allow me to explain… As I was leaving the butcher’s car-park I noticed two young girls being comforted by an elderly lady – both 16-year-old girls were both crying, one almost hysterically. Fearing for the worst I pulled over to offer assistance. The lady looked at me concerned and almost in a whisper said; “They appear to be lost, and I think they need directions?”“Can I help in any way?” Says I gallantly. Upon which, the least upset cherub blubbed; “We are not lost – we’re upset because Zayn has left One Direction!”  We both left them to wail and blubber on…Arghhh! Five bloody minutes of my life gone.      Yours Aye. Totally discombobulated by it all…

Two faces of Royalty…

vlcsnap-2015-01-22-10h34m37s37.jpgPrince Andrew makes his first public appearance since his ‘alleged’ involvement in a sex scandal broke – as his accuser urges him to swear on oath that he is innocent. Miss Roberts’ lawyers sent Buckingham Palace a letter requesting his ‘voluntary cooperation in answering question about his sexual interactions’ with her.

Bill Cosby Bill Cosby – a timeline of the ‘alleged’ abuse charges against the actor and comedian. Sexual abuse allegations that have dogged Bill Cosby for more than a decade.

Sexual abuse; The act of having sex with a child or old person or someone who is mentally ill, against that person’s wishes or without that person’s agreement. Abuse; To use something for the wrong purpose in a way that is harmful or morally wrong: Privilege; An advantage that only one person or group of people has, usually because of their position or because they are rich: An opportunity to do something special or enjoyable: The way in which rich people or people from a high social class have most of the advantages in society:polls_cms_eaw_1_6_justice_1020_944812_poll_xlarge Allegedly; Said or thought by some people to be the stated bad or illegal thing, although you have no proof:

“The presumption of innocence”; The principle that one is considered innocent until proven guilty. Or so the saying goes…

Those who reside within gilded walls often enjoy privileges way beyond the reach of ordinary people – one could say  almost like Royalty?  Yours Aye.

I agree with Piers Morgan-Doh!

I do agree with Piers Morgan, though I type the words with clenched buttocks, and grinding teeth. (Once the words are out, they cannot be taken back again!)Piers Morgan My ‘clenched grinding’ agreement is due to the title & content of his piece in the Daily Mail, in which he wrote “The TV tantrum that shows why ‘revolutionary’ Russell Brand is really just a revolting hypocrite” The clip is worth watching as it proves Morgan is right. Doh!23A9218300000578-0-image-a-1_1417627701233I absolutely despise the odious champagne socialist Russell Brand, and the gobbledygook tripe that doth froth from out of his mouth. Best I ease springs, as I’m getting cramp in my buttocks, and my jaw aches – and there are only two CRAMPEX pills left in the packet. Yours Aye.

Thoughts on Ebola by Chris Brown

Mean while in celebrity la-la-land, the worlds foremost expert in infectious diseases – R&B singer ‘Chris Brown,’ states; ‘Ebola? It’s population control’1413210043711_Image_galleryImage_INGLEWOOD_CA_AUGUST_24_Re

R&B singer Chris Brown has been ridiculed for a bizarre outburst on Twitter in which he claimed the killer Ebola virus is a ‘form of population control’The outspoken artist tweeted his thoughts on the epidemic, which has killed more than 4,000 people in West Africa as well as one person in the U.S. Brown wrote: ‘I don’t know … But I think this Ebola epidemic is a form of population control. S*** is getting crazy bruh.’ Air-head celebrity R&B singer ‘Chris Brown,’ on being a celebrity ‘air-head!’ 


And here’s me thinking  (right) Professor Peter Piot CMG MD PhD DTM, of the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine was the foremost Infectious disease expert? Through his 40-years of research on clinical, microbiological, epidemiological, and public health aspects of sexually transmitted diseases, AIDS, tuberculosis, and women’s health in Africa, and, more recently, on the politics of AIDS and global health, including chronic diseases.

‘Upon my soul, we live and learn some thing new each and every day!’ What next? Justin Beiber turns out to be a fully qualified Nuclear Physicist!      Yours Aye.

Ben Affleck in cuckoo land

Furious Ben Affleck blasts Bill Maher and guests on-air after they claimed Islam is the ‘mother-load of bad ideas’ and compared religion to being in the Mafia.1412470439154_wps_20_Ben_Affleck_vs_Bill_MaherThe Oscar-winning director (left) was appalled when author and guest on the talk show Sam Harris said the Muslim faith was the ‘mother-load of bad ideas’. The trio, appearing on HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher (right) on Friday, collided while debating whether large numbers of the Muslim population share the beliefs of jihadists. It led to the actor saying: ‘It’s just an ugly thing to say. It’s gross, it’s racist. It’s like saying: “Oh you shifty Jew”.’ The controversial TV host said Islam is the only religion that acts like the Mafia, because they will kill you if you ‘say the wrong thing, draw the wrong picture or write the wrong book’. Ben-Affleck-clashes-with-Bill-Maher

If Ben Affleck knocked on my door to borrow a cup of sugar; I’d drop kick his backside way over the garden gate with the toe end of my heavy walking boot… Another air head celebrity that lives in cloud cuckoo land       Yours Aye.

Aisle 3, Chanel bling and insanity…

1412267119993_wps_16_Mandatory_Credit_Photo_byWould you pay $12,500 for a grocery BASKET? Chanel ensures fashionistas look chic down shopping aisles with new It ‘bag’ 

Chanel wants to make grocery shopping a little more chic with its new shopping basket handbag — however with the $12,500 price tag, you might not be able to afford to put anything in it.

Made from brass and covered with calfskin, the basket
is part of Chanel’s autumn/winter 2014 accessories collection, which was shown at Paris Fashion Week in March.

The autumn/winter 2014 collection, which was shown in a Chanel-themed supermarket with shelves full of Chanel-branded food products, also included bags shaped like milk cartons, with pearl-studded ‘lait de Coco’ branding, which are currently on sale for $4,800

ISIS/ISIL, and Islamic terrorism in general is tearing the world apart – EBOLA is just around the corner – We have a demented President and Prime Minister who are as much use as two men missing (who couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery between them!) And now to add to the insanity of it all, we are presented with a $12,500 ‘chic’ shopping basket!!! Gawd almighty, what planet do these air head ‘designers’ and ‘celebrities’ come from? When I shop I refuse point-blank to pay 5 pence for a carrier bag, I either get them for free or every thing stays on the check out till…     Yours Aye. 

A bloke called Clooney just got married?

William Hill the ‘bookmaker’ has been forced to slash the odds of George Clooney becoming the next US President after a flood of bets from members of the public. The bookmaker originally offered odds of 200/1 on the actor, who married lawyer Amal Alamuddin in an £8m ceremony earlier this week, leading his home country at some point in his life.      Original story by Andrew Trotman; The TelegraphfrontCovers_3056401c

William Hill has now cut this to 100/1 and said it expects huge bets to made in the near future, as the 53-year-old’s marriage makes him more appealing to American voters. (Above) Some bloke called George Clooney married Amal Allamudin a British/Lebanese barrister in Venice?  (Below) The snivelling cowardly wretch Julian Assange of WikiLeaks, and his human rights Barrister Amal Allamudin… 


“Originally we did it as fun around the wedding,” said Rupert Adams, a spokesman for William Hill. “But people took it seriously, so we had to change the price. “We could get up to a six-figure sum in the next week. The UK public doesn’t believe the US would vote a single man into the White House, and Clooney now has the whole package. He’s a genuine contender.”

Mr Clooney, a staunch human rights campaigner who was arrested in 2012 while protesting against Sudan, has previously ruled out running for President. Speaking at the Venice Film Festival in 2011, the actor said that the troubles Barack Obama has faced since he took office in 2009 put him off politics. “As for me running for President – look, there’s a guy in office who is smarter than anybody you know, and nicer, and he’s having an almost impossible time governing.” – “Why would anyone volunteer for that job? I have a very good job. So I have no interest.” However, Mr Clooney is not the only celebrity William Hill is taking bets on becoming the next President. Actor Will Smith is priced at 250/1, while singer Lady Gaga and golfer Tiger Woods are both 500/1.obama idiot

Well George, with a comment of “As for me running for President – look, there’s a guy in office who is smarter than anybody you know.” I would say that places you in the running good and proper, in fact you could step into Joe Biden’s shoes, they’d be a perfect fit. Just take an idiot ticket from the asylum machine and stand in line!      Yours Aye.Obama-idiots

‘Peace One Day’ Load of Bull!

Jude Law ‘Overwhelmed’ By DR Congo Suffering.The British star tells Sky’s Special Correspondent Alex Crawford why he wants the world to unite for Peace for just One Day.cegrab-20140920-182101-211-1-522x293

The British actor Jude Law says he is “overwhelmed” by the scale of the problem in the Congo after visiting one of the largest camps for those who’ve fled their homes to escape fighting. “It’s shocking,” he told Sky News from the camp in the Congolese border town of Goma. “This is one of the naturally rich countries in the world. Yet the people aren’t seeing any of the wealth.” The actor is in the Democratic Republic of Congo in his capacity as Ambassador for a charity called Peace One Day which campaigns for a day of global ceasefire and non-violence.  Alex Crawford Sky’s Special Correspondent, in GomaPeace-One-Day-Article-580-327‘A Global Ceasefire For One Day To Allow Those Suffering From The Effects Of War To Benefit From Aid Convoys’ What is it with actors, and the celebrity world who seek to use global conflict as a vehicle for self promotion? Like the vast majority of established actors (terrified of being forgotten) – they live in a bubble where truth and fiction are a mixture’d fantasy, where acting isn’t a form of work, it’s part of the sphere of insanity and adulation that they crave and thrive upon.

Bowen_Vincent_V1_320_2 It may be that I swallowed a ‘cynic’ pill this morning instead of my normal ‘multi vitamin!’ However; when ‘Peace One Day’ happens, I swear I will enter the farmer’s field and reverently kiss each testicle on his 3000Ib prize bull… Anything linked or endorsed by the U.N. is doomed, so there’s no chance of carrying out my forfeit.        Yours Aye.

Justin Beiber ‘Baby’

188159-1Man saved from bear attack – thanks to his Justin Bieber ringtone! FISHERMAN Igor Vorozhbitsyn is lucky to be alive – after his Justin Bieber ringtone went off while he was being attacked by a bear. 

Mr Vorozhbitsyn, 42, thought he was a goner when the brown bear pounced on him as he was walking to a favourite fishing spot in northern Russia’s Yakutia Republic. But as the bear began to claw at him, Mr Vorozhbitsyn’s mobile went off and the beast turned tail and fled back into the forest.

Wildlife experts believe the ringtone – according to local media the singer’s hit ‘Baby’ – must have startled the bear into halting its attack. “Sometimes a sharp shock can stop an angry bear in its tracks and that ringtone would be a very unexpected sound for a bear,” explained one.     ‘Baby Justin’ apos-ser-preso-por-dirigir-alcoolizado-justin-bieber-virou-piada-na-internet-a-foto-onde-aparece-sorrindo-ao-ser-fichado-virou-alvo-de-montagens-feitas-pelos-internautas-1390519679735_500x500 Mr Vorozhbitsyn suffered from cuts and severe bruises to his face and chest and was rescued when he was found by other fishermen after using the phone to call for help. Mr Vorozhbitsyn – now recovering from his mauling – said: “I had parked my car and was walking towards the spot I’d marked out when there was a tremendous impact on my back and the bear was on top of me. “I couldn’t believe my luck when the phone went off and he fled. “I know that sort of ringtone isn’t to everyone’s taste but my granddaughter loaded it onto my phone for a joke,” he added.

He’s one brave honest man owning up like that! I’d rather have let the bear eat me than admit to having a Justin Beiber ring tone on my mobile phone… 😉          Yours Aye.

Original story from the Daily Express Published: Tue, August 5, 2014

Do as I say, not as I do

Michael Moore’s lavish property empire is revealed in court documents as he and wife of 22 years divorce. article-0-1FF0DBAB00000578-699_634x892The lavish wealth of underdog-defending filmmaker Michael Moore has been laid bare in his divorce battle with now-ex-wife Kathy Glynn, and their breakup is the talk of their small Michigan community. 

The couple called it quits after 22 years, with the divorce finalized on Tuesday at Antrim County Circuit Court in Bellaire. According to Celebritynetworth, Moore and Glynn are worth $50 million, much of his success coming from documentaries protesting capitalism. Michael Moore’s lavish property empire is revealed in court documents…

Do as I say, not as I do. ‘Champagne swilling anti-capitalist-socialist hypocrite.’ Yours Aye.