Yahoo Trending News
Yahoo shows trending stories, news that Yahoo readers are searching for. The number one trending story currently is gay football player.
The $9.99-a-gallon gas did not seem interesting, nor did has-been Tara Reid. My fellow Cal alum Jason Kidd had a DWI, but that was old news. And the $9 cardboard bicycle looks like a piece of shiite. As for the Clooney Keibler break-up, I could care less.
So, out of good bloggerness, I click on the homosexual football player link. (The things I do to bring you a story! You’re going to like this, I promise.)
The gay player is named Jamie Kuntz. (Is that possible that is his real name?) And he lied about kissing his 65 year-old boyfriend, so his coach dismissed him from the North Dakota State College of Sciences football team:
North Dakota State College of Sciences in Wahpeton acknowledges Kuntz was disciplined by the team, but says it wasn’t because he is gay. Football coach Chuck Parsons told Kuntz in a letter that he was removed from the team for lying about the kiss.
Kuntz, 18, and on a partial football scholarship, left the college in southeast North Dakota this month after his dismissal from the team.
“Football didn’t work out, so there was no reason to stay,” said Kuntz, who lives with his mother across the state in Dickinson.
Kuntz said he and his 65-year-old boyfriend were in the press box at the game against Snow College in Pueblo, Colo., over Labor Day weekend. Kuntz was videotaping the game for the team. His Wildcats were down by more than 40 points when “the kiss just happened,” he said. The team would eventually lose 63-17.
Hey Kuntz, you need to knock off the public kissing and focus on catching, er, nevermind. Good luck in your career. I will pretend I did not just read the age of your (fill in any football position here.)
But wait sports fans, there is more. Yahoo displays pictures along with the trending stories. And look who they displayed with the story. Yes, a Cal football player. From our beloved UC Berkeley Bears:
Cal Football, Gay Football Player?
I am going to remember this Yahoo! When we beat Ohio State this weekend, you’re gonna be sorry you made fun of poor number 7! (Well, he does look stupid. . .But still!)