And Gawd bless you too!

School suspends teen who said ‘bless you’ to another student who sneezed.article-2730454-20ACE38300000578-678_636x382A teacher at Dyer County High School in Tennessee banned the phrase and other ‘godly speaking’ (list of banned words pictured bottom left) from the classroom. After student Kendra Turner, 17 (right), uttered the phrase she was sent to the principal’s office where she spent the rest of the day in in-school suspension.article-2730454-20ACD64000000578-798_306x423 She says she doesn’t want the teacher to get in trouble for the suspension, but wants to spread the word that it’s ok to ‘defend God’. Other students at the school rallied in Turner’s support by wearing handmade ‘bless you’ shirts. Teen suspended from school for saying “Bless-you” to a fellow student who sneezed.

I suppose if Kendra Turner whispered  “Alhamdulillah,” (“Praise be to God”) to her sneezing friend she would have gotten away with it, as the term would have been more acceptable! Just as the word is uttered to a fellow sneezer in the Arabic world…      Yours Aye.

Ginger bread cake & Para Military Police

For reasons pertaining to personal sanity, I escaped from my humble abode yesterday, and sought a change of scenery, which led me onto the small market town of Pickering. (Stock photographs, not my own.)p1884ua8imt871n8bgfaj6fao14pickering

Tea Rooms PickeringA person cannot visit Pickering without taking in (as well as sampling) the delights of Elizabeth Botham’s Tea Rooms. Whilst overindulging in sampling a slice of cake or two, I happened to get into a friendly conversation with a recently retired American couple (hailing from North Dakota) who were visiting and touring the Yorkshire area. leadfergusonThe conversation got around to the ‘Para-Military Police Force’ operating in Ferguson, Missouri. I listened intently as obvious words of wisdom were poured forth over the arming of the Police with ‘war stock’ weapons, as well as up armoured military vehicles, and the rhyme and political reasons behind it. “Huge mistake by the government – should never have happened.” After decrying the para-military police force and their tactics (his words and description not mine) he then explained that he had served as a Police Officer… Definitely old school! Two lovely people as it turned out, who were about to drive off and visit Helmsley for the rest of the day. I gave them the nod and wink on what to see, as well as a heads up on the best coffee & cake shop to visit. The tapestry of life never ceases to amaze me.      Yours Aye.

Cowardly executioner with a British accent

Executioner with a British accent beheads US journalist in the name of ISIS: Islamist group decapitate unflinching James Wright Foley in horrific video – then threaten to slaughter another.article-2729287-20A6019000000578-919_964x400American freelance photo-journalist James Wright Foley has been beheaded by ISIS in a video message posted online and titled as ‘A Message to America’. Foley, (pictured middle kneeling,) has been missing since November, 2012, after being taken hostage while reporting from Syria. ISIS posted the extremely graphic video to social media as proof of their barbaric action, pictured center. Foley addresses the camera before he is killed and labels the US government his real killers as a man in black robes armed with a gun stands over him.article-2729287-20A5DC2000000578-132_634x467

The journalist who has been missing for almost two years then leaves a haunting message for his brother, John, who is in the US Airforce. ‘I died that day, John, when your colleagues dropped that bomb on these people. They signed my death certificate’ ISIS, which has claimed control of most of northern Iraq and parts of Syria is threatening to kill Time journalist Joel Sotloff (pictured top right) next unless President Obama ceases attacks on the terror group. Foley’s family including parents John and Diane, of Rochester, New Hampshire, pictured left, have publicly appealed for their son’s release. Foley was previously held captive by pro-Gaddafi forces in Libya. ISIS-beheads-journalist-James-Wright-Foley The video clip of the execution is not part of the live link

I have watched the separate video clip on James Wright Foley’s murder on ‘LiveLeak’ so those amongst you, who may well not wish to view the same, can take my word over the following. The murdering barsteward is definitely a British Muslim, and judging by his punctuated slang accent, as well as a few colloquialism’s, I would say it places him from one of the inner Borough’s of London, and not from a working class background – more middle class. One thing is for certain; even though his face is covered, his height as well as body frame with bow legs, combined with his slow measured speech, and his exposed eyes with half-dropped eyelids, has revealed who he really is. As I type this at 01:30hrs, I guarantee that those working the early dog watch in GCHQ will now also know who he is. I trust they reveal his identity within this working day, so that he knows he is now on borrowed time. I further hope that when he does meet his end it is a long slow agonising one. He and his ilk are scum, and they should be wiped off the face of the earth.

James Wright Foley did not cry out, or break down emotionally, he remained strong throughout, and faced his end bravely and unflinchingly. A very brave American executed in the most brutal way by a cowardly British Muslim. My deepest condolences go out to his family and friends.      Yours Aye.

Call home or face the consequence

article-2727267-209954C200000578-765_634x500You don’t want to mess with Sharon Standifird of Houston, Texas. Fed up with her son’s failure to pick up the phone when she calls and his ability to never answer her texts, the discerning Houston mom decided, with the ways of modern technology, surely she could do something about it. ‘I literally just started researching how to develop an app,’ Standifird told CBS

article-2727267-20995D0B00000578-953_634x1115Once she started, Standifird didn’t stop, and after a few months of designing the application and then meeting with a developer, the result was IGNORE NO MORE The app allows Standifird to deactivate the phone belonging to her son, Bradley, after installing it onto his iPhone.

Bradley requires a password to reactive the phone, which only his mom has. He cannot call or text anyone but his mom when Ignore No More is activated. The phone will let him dial 911, (UK’s 999) but it won’t allow him access to the internet or games.article-2727267-20995D0100000578-255_634x1111

Sharon Standifird, of Texas, has successfully developed an app called Ignore No More, allowing parents to lock their child’s phone until they call back, and it’s yours for $1.99.

Perhaps the next step is to play a really awful tune (Beiber springs to mind!) that cannot be turned off until the phone is answered. B.Z. Sharon Standiford of Houston, Texas. I personally would just cancel the phone, or put an axe through it; tough love…      Yours Aye.

A penny project that makes ‘cents?’

Family cover their classic Cadillac in more than 38,000 cents (worth roughly the same as a paint job.) Consisting of 38,295 individual coins, worth exactly $382.95-article-2724919-2087604D00000578-660_636x382Larry and Theresa Thompson (top right), from Fort Wayne Indiana, have named the 1949 Cadillac Series 62 ‘Penny’, and still drive it at weekends and during the summer. They bought it in 1999 after seeing an advertisement and decided to attack the coins to it after seeing the paint work was a similar colour. They have added 14 stone (196Ibs) in weight to the car, which the couple have displayed at shows.1408022647778_wps_12_PIC_BY_THERESA_THOMPSON_C Family from Indiana cover their classic Cadillac in more than 38,000 cents

A penny for your thoughts over these practical obsessives. You would need the patience of a saint to stick have stuck with this project.      Yours Aye.

Obama, out of touch with reality!

‘It looks like it may be a terrible tragedy’: Obama goes AWOL again with just 40-second mention of Malaysian plane crash feared to have killed Americans before his jokey 16-minute transport speech.article-2696366-1FBABA5C00000578-116_634x425

President Barack Obama provoked fury in the U.S. on Thursday by casually devoting less than a minute to the deaths of 295 people aboard a Malaysian airliner, as he began an often jokey 16-minute speech about the need to expand America’s transportation infrastructure. There are no confirmed American dead, an earlier Reuters report claimed that it was feared that as many as 23 U.S. citizens had perished. Obama declared in Wilmington, Delaware that ‘it looks like it may be a terrible tragedy,’ but not before enthusiastically declaring that ‘it is wonderful to be back in Delaware.’article-2696366-1FBAA5AD00000578-403_634x408

‘Before I begin, obviously the world is watching reports of a downed passenger jet near the Russia-Ukraine border. And it looks like it may be a terrible tragedy. Right now we’re working to determine whether there were American citizens on board. That is our first priority.’ ‘And I’ve directed my national security team to stay in close contact with the Ukrainian government. The United States will offer any assistance we can to help determine what happened and why. And as a country, our thoughts and prayers are with all the families and passengers, wherever they call home.

Obama then quickly returned to his prepared remarks. ‘I want to thank Jeremie for that introduction’ he said. ‘Give Jeremie a big round of applause.’ ‘It is great to be in the state that gave us Joe Biden. We’ve got actually some better-looking Bidens with us here today. We’ve got Beau and his wife, Hallie, are here. Give them a big round of applause. We love them.’ ‘It looks like it may be a terrible tragedy’: Obama goes AWOL again with just 40-second mention of Malaysian plane crash feared to have killed Americans before his jokey 16-minute transport speech.

I have no real comment to make, as I find this man utterly despicable.      Yours Aye.

Aló Presidente…

article-2693145-1FA9F03500000578-187_638x469New emergency alert system will give Obama the power to flip a switch and address the entire nation at once. 

The Obama administration ‘quietly’ announced on Tuesday that it intends to change the way Americans learn about natural disasters and other major emergencies during radio and TV broadcasts, giving the president the ability to flip a switch and address the entire nation at once.0901-OBAMA-SPEECH_full_600

The Emergency Alert System, the latest version of a program first established in 1951, blasts out emergency messages in the event of local weather emergencies, but can also be used to warn Americans about terror attacks and major natural disasters. 

Every broadcaster in the country is required to participate in the EAS. Messages travel along a closed, private network, piggybacking from station to station. It can take up to 10 minutes for every radio, TV, cable and satellite provider to blare its alert.       ‘Big Brother is talking to you!’ 130124645301_w_eg5639

The slippery slope, and the socialists/communists favourite weapon of choice; propaganda!

We too have the left-wing socialist BBC (British Bull-s**t Corporation,) whose role in wartime, or time of crisis, is to spread propaganda to enlighten the general public and allay their fears. Aló Presidente (right) famously used his original one hour slot to spout ‘nonsense niff-naff and trivia’ for the good of himself and the people of socialist Venezuela. But, hey! Barry and his circus can be trusted, they would ‘never’ abuse such an emergency system for political gain… ;-) Desperate times, desperate measures, desperate men!           Yours Aye.

‘costa china clayppachino’

article-2692760-1BF2746000000578-139_634x908Can drinking CLAY help you lose weight? Crazy new health trend sweeps Hollywood … and Zoe Kravitz (right) and Elle Macpherson are said to be fans. 

From the 5:2 diet to oil pulling (swishing unrefined coconut oil in your mouth for 20 minutes), with each week that passes, there’s a new celebrity health craze sweeping Tinseltown. The latest barmy way to shift pounds in Hollywood? Drinking clay.article-2692760-1FA86F1B00000578-268_306x423 

According to Grazia magazine, Zoe Kravitz, Shailene Woodley and even health guru Elle Macpherson have been drinking the volcanic stuff. The latest barmy way to shift pounds in Hollywood!

Jeezus wept, have these people got rocks for brains? What next;  a ‘costa china clayppachino’ made from clay scraped from an ox ‘s hoof as it leaves the paddy field! Who lays awake all night thinking up these stupid ideas…      Yours Aye.

Two faced or what?

Two Heads againThe Thing With Two Heads! 1972 film ‘Starring’ Roosevelt Grier & Ray Milland. ‘A rich but racist man is dying and hatches an elaborate scheme for transplanting his head onto another man’s body. His health deteriorates rapidly, and doctors are forced to transplant his head onto the only available candidate: a black man from death row.’ The Thing With Two Heads; Trailer. Rated PG. 1972Two headsI am so glad this film popped up on LiveLeak, it brought so many memories flooding back. Quick Dit: Mid 80′s era. 40 CDO RM deployed to Otterburn Ranges for a fortnight’s live firing package. Each evening after supper there would be a clatter-clatter (reel to reel) film shown in the main dining hall. Every one was ready and seated to watch Gallipoli The lights dimmed; a cheer went out; and there before our eyes in full Technicolor appeared ‘The Thing With Two Heads?’ Some clown had switched the films and ripped us off!    Second Parachute Regiment as it happened, who were now watching Gallipoli instead, as they had placed an expressive note inside one of the cans admitting guilt… Barstewards!


The cheers turned to groans, as the innocent volunteer ‘projectionist’ fell under a hail of beer tins. With nothing else to do (days of pre-digital) the majority of us remained seated and watched stupefied as the ‘epic’ rolled on, and on. I have never heard so much raucous laughter in all of my life… The film was so painfully awful to watch, yet hilarious at the same time due to its clichés and story line. For those amongst you who may well have missed this classic – fear not!

“Ladies & Gentlemen, as well as children accompanied by a responsible adult; I present to you the film in full.” The Thing With Two Heads                    Yours Aye.

Utter Incompassionate Barstewards

Pentagon to pink slip thousands of soldiers including some still serving in Afghanistan as part of spending cuts. Thousands of U.S. military, many still serving in the deadly war zones of Afghanistan, will be laid off as the Pentagon enforces mandatory spending cuts.iNIgBO_KQxn4Fox News reports that roughly 2,600 captains and other officers will receive ‘pink slip’ letters with even more expected to be let go after that. The controversial move is part of a larger plan to reduce the number of U.S. soldiers from 520,000 to 450,000, said Defense Department officials. The decision to lay off soldiers in active combat has been called not only bad for morale but outright dangerous. ‘It puts the soldier, the soldier’s family and the men under his command at risk,’ said retired Major Gen. Robert Scales, who is now a Fox News contributor. ‘Young officers look at each other and wonder who is next. Pentagon to pink slip thousands of soldiers

I have a good mate who received his ‘ticket’ for civvie street whilst serving in Afghanistan, which was totally unexpected, and then he had to crack on as though nothing had happened. Had he not been made of firmer stuff it could well of ruined him; having just taken on a mortgage with a newborn on the way what must have gone through his mind?Border-Wall

Well dear American friends, here is the solution to the problem with the border that Obama  has failed to fix. The good soldiers who have been pink ticketed could very well take on the role, a semi-military border force requiring hot experienced personnel will resolve the nightmare. So some one tell the top brass to stop giving away the mighty military vehicles to the country’s police forces, there could soon be a real force to be reckoned with, and they know how to use the machines correctly!                                                   Yours Aye.     Every pink ticket recipient is a nail in Obama’s coffin.

Serve up true justice

Man, 75, who killed his wife over lentil dinner ‘should have reduced sentence because there’s no Pakistani food in prison’, his lawyers claim. A Pakistani immigrant who killed his wife for feeding him lentils should be given a short sentence because the lack of home-style food will make jail ‘difficult’, a court was told. Noor Hussein, 75, beat his wife to death with a stick in their New York apartment in 2011, and was convicted of the killing in May. Earlier the New York Supreme Court heard how he lashed out at Nazar Hussein, 66, because she made him a vegetarian lentil dinner instead of cooking goat. In papers submitted to the court, prosecutors said: ‘The defendant asked [his wife] to cook goat and [his wife] said she made something else.article-2636196-1E1E7D2C00000578-268_634x421The conversation got louder and his wife disrespected defendant by cursing at defendant and saying motherf***** and that the defendant took a wooden stick and hit her with it on her arm and mouth.’ And food again returned to the centre of the trial in arguments over sentencing – when defense lawyers for Hussein said he should be given a shorter sentence because of the hardship of doing without Pakistani food. Pakistani immigrant, 75, killed his wife over lentil dinner-seeks reduced sentence over lack of food choice in prison.

What planet are these defence lawyers from? If they truly wish to see their client serve a shorter compassionate sentence, then ask for an immediate and swift execution, in accordance with the clients wishes! A simple win-win situation for every one… Yours Aye.

M ‘Im not lovin’ it’

Chicken and stuff“Why don’t you guys just make it out of chicken?” RT America’s Redacted Tonight presents a commercial jingle for McDonald’s that lists the ingredients for Chicken McNuggets, as stated by… McDonald’s     Mmmm ‘enjoy!’ 

Call me old fashioned if you will, but I much prefer chicken bought from my local farm shop, which is field to plate bred, and not bloat injected with water or soaked in additives or preservatives.                                                  Yours Aye.

‘Don’t shoot the messenger!’

Published on Jun 5, 2014: Gun Crimes Plummet Even as Gun Sales Rise…Gun crimes plummetA majority of Americans say they think gun crime has increased over the past 20 years, even though it has actually fallen dramatically, a recent Pew Research Center survey shows. Sources: Department of Justice: Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives: Annual Firearms Manufacturers And Export Report: United States International Trade Commission: Pew Research Center: National Safety Council: Gallup.Gun crimes drop as gun sales riseGun Crimes Plummet Even as Gun Sales Rise ‘Hey don’t shoot the messenger!’ Yours Aye

You looking at me?

article-2678005-1F5894C700000578-37_636x434Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the most useless of them all? Obama rated WORST president since WW2 in embarrassing poll. 

Americans think sitting President Barack Obama is the nation’s worst leader since the last World War, according to a poll released this morning.       ‘A poll is required to state the bleeding obvious?article-2678005-1F56581200000578-362_638x716‘                             A third of Americans singled-out Obama as their least favorite president since 1945 in Quinnipiac University’s latest presidential poll, just ahead of George W. Bush, who received 28 percent of the vote.

In a head-to-head match-up between the two most recent presidents, Bush and Obama, Bush narrowly came out the victor, with 40 percent of survey-takers saying he was a better president than Obama and 39 percent saying he was worse. Obama rated WORST president since WWII in embarrassing pollComical Ali White House

The White House struggled to defend the president’s bad showing in the Quinnipiac poll when a reporter broached the subject this afternoon at Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf (Comical Ali) John Earnest’s daily briefing. Absolutely priceless video clip in the link!07-minister

Thank Gawd for the historical keepsakes provided by the White House circus clowns. They will be a reminder for years to come on just how bad Obama and his regime really were. Yours Aye.

USMC Capt. William Mahoney drops in…

USMC Capt. William Mahoney – 22nd Marine Expeditionary Unit, AV-8B Harrier aircraft pilot; talks about his experience during a controlled landing after his front landing gear malfunctioned on his aircraft aboard the USS Bataan (LHD S) whilst at sea on June 7th 2014.  Multi million $ technology rubs its nose on the most basic of appliances!USMC PILOTThis link shows the amazing landing technique. Stand-by to be amazed… Yours Aye.USMC Harrier