USS Dwight D. Eisenhower Fight

Aboard the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower, two Culinary Specialists, CS3 James Horner and CS3 David Pieman, got into such a massive argument, the resulting damage forced the ship into port for repairs. . .

10 thoughts on “USS Dwight D. Eisenhower Fight

  1. This is where I’m in the awkward position in which I hope your intent is for someone to believe that you believed the Duffelblog to be an actual news source as opposed to a satirical site.

    This is also the point at which I ask myself why I’m actually going first into the breach by making this observation, when I really could wait for someone else to make an observation about this.

  2. Even though it is the Duffleblog, they should have gotten the time correct,
    0300 is six bells not three bells.

  3. If tomatoes were a fruit you wouldn’t find them on a hamburger. Nor do you find them in a fruit salad. Therefore it have to state, categorically, that a tomato is a condiment.

  4. What? The Duffel Blog isn’t real?

    Next you’ll be telling me that Santa ain’t real and the F-35 is too expensive.

    Jeez.

    (Had a buddy on Facebook get all riled up about one of the DB’s articles. Major face palm when someone mentioned the word “satire”. It gets even the best of us at times.)

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