If You Play Captive Media, Drink Plenty of Water

The Lehigh Valley IronPigs feature Captive Media’s Urinal Gaming System. And the specific game will be the snowboarding slalom. (Just don’t ask how the gamers control the board.)

6 thoughts on “If You Play Captive Media, Drink Plenty of Water”

  1. Ohhhh Nooooooooo… The Gentleman’s lavatory (‘aka’ the used beer department) is a sanctuary, not a place to idle and chat with strangers, or peek over shoulders to see how the next man is performing at his chosen play?

    Simple throw away comments to no one in particular such as “I drunk it here and I’ll leave it here” are all that is required of a real man as he stands and delivers!

    The classic position of ‘pointing percy at the porcelain’ with legs and arms astride (with hands flat against the wall) whilst eyes are tightly shut with buttocks clenched as the room starts spinning, is the ultimate position that we strive to emulate; it comes after years of practice!

    What ever next! Soft toilet paper in the heads?

    It beggars belief…

    Yours Aye.

  2. EB: Most serious rule of the head, eyes shall remain in a thousand yard stare. No gazing!
    Lou: Practice makes perfect. . .

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