How to Win Friends and Influence People

I’ve heard, straight from the horse’s mouth, that certain costumes are repelling. But does this not sound appealing: We’ve discovered yet another universal truth – a person wearing a ******* looks downright disturbing. But don’t take our word for it, wear this latex mask with realistic **** ***** to your next social function and watch as people scramble to avoid you. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag. No need to thank me!

4 thoughts on “How to Win Friends and Influence People”

  1. Neigh lad, I’m ok with it…

    So long as I don’t wake up in bed with one on the pillow next to me, covered in ketchup!

    Yours ‘giddiup’ Aye.

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