Sizzurp (or Purple Drank) Gets Lil Wayne

sizzurp, purple drank
sizzurp, purple drank, Lil Wayne

I read that freak rapper Lil Wayne was in the hospital due to ingesting too much purple drank or sizzurp. And I thought I best edumacate myself on the toxin:

Basically the better version of alcohol, also known as purple drank (yes drank), lean’ and texas tea. You get some sprite or mountain dew then you get some jolly ranchers crush em’ up throw em’ in your choice of clear soda then you need some cough syrup, none of that DXM bull unless your looking to get spacy and trippy but that’s not what sizzurps about. The cough syrup has to contain codeine w/ promethazine like the original formula or tussinex which is liquid hydrocodone with an antihistamine and is better than codeine. Some formula’s below:

Codeine w/ Promethazine cough syrup
Clear sprite soda
Jolly ranchers

Retarded dumb-ass formula:
Over the counter DXM syrup

Modern and enhanced version:
Tussinex (liq. Hydrocodone suspension 12hour release)
Mountain dew/any sprite flavor
Jolly ranchers if so desired.

The rolls royce of sizzurp:
OxyFast (liq. Oxycodone suspension)
Mountain dew
Jolly ranchers

Just like good ol’ momma’s recipe’s there exist diversity amonst formulations.

Hmm, I wish I had not looked that up. Amazing what folks due to their bodies.

4 thoughts on “Sizzurp (or Purple Drank) Gets Lil Wayne”

  1. I’ll stick to a cold bud lite. I did do stuff to get a little high back in the day, but daaauummmnnnn… Nothing that could kill me. Kids today are doing stupid shit to get their freak on.

  2. There is a prize bull in a field close by to where I live; if ‘Lil Wayne’ seeks a real thrill I am prepared to stand this side of the six foot hedgerow, and hold his coat while he runs up and smacks it on the nose… For good measure (and to double the pleasure), he could even grab the electrified fence when ‘Bully’ cartwheels him back across the hedge.

    Or he could man up and come on a ‘run-ashore’ into York for a pub crawl… A gallon of Guinness would clear his pipes out and make him feel flush the next morning. The hangover is free!

    Yours Aye.

  3. i’d go for that….the free hangover….I’m a mixed drinks gal….and this stuff with Oxycodone is dangerous….stupidity on the hoof so to speak and in tandem with Ex Bootneck’s comment about the bull….as in a previous comment, I’d pay money to see that….k

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