Snoring, Bacon, and Aliens?

My dog Becks snores like Donald Duck -Linzi ‘Legacy’ Wittmack

He loved bacon, women and his over-sized man remote -Amanda Lewis

I have sex with aliens who sneak into my room at night -Stephany Fay Cohen

5 thoughts on “Snoring, Bacon, and Aliens?

  1. The dog was hilarious and I was enjoying and feeling sad about the passing of Harry Stamps…until I saw the line, ‘One of his regrets was not seeing his girl, Hillary Clinton, elected President.’ Then I realized he was ‘one of them’ and I lost sympathy. As far as sex with aliens…I been told I’m out of this world, but I wouldn’t consider myself an alien.

  2. 00:53 hrs here in the early minutes of a new day… Which means I will be tucking into a grilled ‘thick’ bacon sandwich in six hours time, washed down by a pint mug of steaming Yorkshire tea!

    Ahhhh… Thank God its Friday…

    Yours Aye.

    • Ah, it is still Thursday night over here! And I am contemplating an early morning run that might be mental more than physical.

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