Matt Damon, Strike with Me

Matt Damon, Clean water, clean toilets, on strikeCo-founder of and, Matt Damon, is going on strike. In a press conference, the Academy Award winner announced to a room full of surprised and testy reporters that he will not go to the bathroom until everyone in the world has fair access to clean toilets.

9 thoughts on “Matt Damon, Strike with Me”

  1. Just like his politics, he is full of it…

    And for your edification if I may leave you with this…

    George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hillary Clinton are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station George and Laura each buy a ticket and watch as Bill and Hillary buy just one ticket.
    “How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket” asks George W, astonished at what he is seeing?
    “Watch and learn” answers Hillary.

    They all board the train. George and Laura take their respective seats but Bill and Hillary cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, “ticket, please” The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand… The conductor takes it and moves on.

    The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after the game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip.

    When they get to the station, they see the Clinton’s at the window buying a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Clinton’s see that the Bushes don’t buy any ticket at all.
    “Aren’t you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket” says Hillary?
    “Live and learn” answers Laura Bush.

    When they board the train the Bushes cram themselves into a toilet and the Clintons cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train leaves the station, George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to the Clinton’s toilet, knocks on their door and says, “ticket, please”!

    And you’re still trying to figure out how the Democrats lost that election?

    Yours Aye.

  2. The only response to Damon and his ilk is the same noise a cat makes hackin’ up a hairball. GACK!

    1. I’m Matt Damon & I’m for clean water. I’m for World Peas and I’m, really, really against war. I take the tough stands.

      Neutered, pansy-ass, emasculated weenie.

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