Leon Uris and the Drill Instructor

Huxley: “Tell me something Bryce, do you know the difference between a Jersey, a Guernsey, a Holstein, and an Ayershire?”
Bryce: “No.”
Huxley: “Seabags Brown does.”
Bryce: “I don’t see what that has to do…”
Huxley: “What do you know about Gaelic history?”
Bryce: “Not much.”
Huxley: “Then why don’t you sit down one day with Gunner McQuade. He is an expert. Speaks the language, too.”
Bryce: “I don’t…”
Huxley: ” What do you know about astronomy?”
Bryce: “A little.”
Huxley: “Discuss it with Wellman, he held a fellowship.” 
Bryce: “This is most puzzling.”
Huxley: “What about Homer, ever read Homer?”
Bryce: “Of course I’ve read Homer.”
Huxley: “In the original Greek?”
Bryce: “No”
Huxley: “Then chat with Pfc. Hodgkiss. Loves to read the ancient Greek.”
Bryce: “Would you kindly get to the point?”
Huxley: “The point is this, Bryce. What makes you think you are so goddam superior? Who gave you the bright idea that you had a corner on the world’s knowledge? There are privates in this battalion who can piss more brains down a slit trench then you’ll ever have. You’re the most pretentious, egotistical individual I’ve ever encountered. Your superiority complex reeks. I’ve seen the way you treat men, like a big strutting peacock. Why, you’ve had them do everything but wipe your ass.” 
–Leon Uris

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