Miss America Mallory Hagan on Gun Violence

I know the Miss America pageant does not include an IQ exam, but Miss America (and Miss New York) Mallory Hagan’s response to a question on gun violence is moronic:

Miss New York Mallory Hagan on gun violence
Miss New York Mallory Hagan on gun violence

Moments before she won, “Good Morning America” weatherman Sam Champion asked her if schools should hire armed guards in the wake of the Newtown, Conn. shooting.

“I don’t think the proper way to fight violence is with violence,” she replied. “I think the proper way is to educate people on guns and the ways we can use them properly. We can lock them up, we can have gun safety classes, we can have a longer waiting period.”

Never mind our kickback after 9/11 or Pearl Harbor. Let’s fight violence with tiaras. Brooklyn (Mallory’s home borough), whisky tango foxtrot? (Ignore the first entry at the link, the World Taekwondo Federation. Scroll down for better WTFness.)

13 thoughts on “Miss America Mallory Hagan on Gun Violence”

  1. A body by Fisher, brains by Mattel…

    You know those soft squeaky toys that people buy for dogs… that you just have to pick up and squeeze a ‘squeak’ out of?

    Well, I always imagine the noise it emits (when squeezed) is the air head reply that these contestants make!

    Try it your self, mute the sound and watch some annoying ‘celeb’ air head being interviewed; each time she opens her mouth squeeze the dog’s toy in short blasts.

    Yours Aye.

  2. I never thought of that Ex Bootneck…how original…unfortunately, I don’t even waste my time turning the dial to watch this ultimate inanity so it would be a waste of a good dog toy….k

  3. EB: Hahaha, body by Fisher, brains by Mattel! I would expect more of a New Yorker, considering 9/11. But then that city is almost lost. . .
    Kris: Fortunately, I did not watch a second of it either. But I saw that and knew I had to say something.

  4. My cousin teaches as a small school in West Texas. He said the students posted the following on the outdoor school bulletin board: Thanksgiving Holidays. No School. WTF.

  5. Remember when all the airheads — oops, I mean beauty contestants — had to do was insert “world peace” in their statements? Now it’s “gun safety.” Which of course is newspeak for “gun control.”

  6. You’re surprised she’s from Nueva York? Hillary, Schumer, Nanny Bloomberg, Kirsten Gillibrand, Anthony Weiner, Eliot Spitzer, Mario (“Hamlet-on-the Hudson”) Cuomo, Punk Sulzberger & the NY Times, et al, ad infinitum, ad nauseum? I’m surprised she speaks English or attempts a sentence with a suspicion of coherence.

      1. I just bought a house in Chautaqua County. Wine & lake country. Got high ground. My SHTF stand.

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