Taylor Swift and Harry Styles in San Diego

I don’t normally post (much) on poppish stories, but the good name of Sandy Eggo has been defamed and I must defend her honor. Tell me what is wrong with this sentence:¬†We all know, every single one of us, from bleak Bangor to sleazy San Diego, that singer Taylor Swift and boy band moppet Harry Styles have split up.¬†Sleazy? How dare you!

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles

The real issue is that Harry Styles’ hair and cranium is 3.14 times that of Taylor Swift’s. Hairy Style indeed. . .

9 thoughts on “Taylor Swift and Harry Styles in San Diego

  1. And the person that wrote this could not locate Syria, Israel, Jordan, Turkey, or Iran on a map. They may, or may not know who their senators are, and do not know who the president of Russia is.
    America was a great country while it lasted.
    So it goes…

  2. As in every big city, you do have you sleazy parts. But SD is a beautiful city on the whole. The sleazy part is reporting on those two…as if their lives have anything to do with our life.

  3. Per your previous comments Navy One; I couldn’t force myself to read this unusually long piece of garbage-like fluff piece…to believe that anyone actually earns a living writing such nonsense is beyond my sensibilities….and a man at that….k

  4. Navy One, this is your “low info” post of the week…
    It’s pretty sad that some people are obsessed with this garbage. They need to get a life! Oh and I like your play on words with Harry and hairy….good job. : )

    -L

  5. NavyOne, please don’t go all ‘celeb’ on us ordinary folk…

    It makes want to chew steel and spit rivets when I see these little ‘pop star’ boys pretending they are all grown up…

    Yours Aye

    • Never again (today) shall I post on such pap. Although, in all fairness, she is ours and ol’ Hairy there is one of yer lads. Get him to the barber; use your fabled press gangs if need be. . .

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