Prince Harry Is a Jackal?

When a bloodthirsty Afghan warlord starts calling you silly names, you know you’ve arrived. The warlord is Gulbuddin Hekmatyar and the jackal is Prince Harry:

Gulbuddin Hekmatyar, Gil Hekty
Gulbuddin Hekmatyar

Speaking from an undisclosed location the warlord accused Britain of dragging “herself into this unjustified, useless but cruel conflict to please the White House. The British did not gain anything instead they lost blood and treasure.”

“I do not understand how the British public accept their children being sent to certain death in order to please American generals.

Turning to Prince Harry he said that “the British Prince comes to Afghanistanto kill innocent Afghans while he is drunk. He wants to hunt down Mujaheddin with his helicopter rockets without any shame.

“But he does not understand this simple fact that the hunting of Afghan lions and eagles is not that easy! Jackals cannot hunt lions.”

Old Gil Hekty then cites the colonization tripe so often found on college campuses. It’s like they have a playbook. I especially like him using the word viceroy. Nice touch, Hek. Who buys the viceroy line anymore?

8 thoughts on “Prince Harry Is a Jackal?”

  1. Gulbuddin Hekmatyar (aka ‘Good buddy Hacked my tyre)’.

    The same guy who took the bulk of $200 Mio USD (foreign aid money) 😉 from the ‘Christian International Association’ and pocketed the bulk of it instead of buying arms to fight the nasty Russian’s (who now uses some of the funding to fight coalition forces in Afghanistan).

    The same ‘Good buddy’ who (at the invitation of the UN) visited and travelled the US and lectured to prominent Muslim organisations.

    Who was so despised that the Iranians expelled him from Iran in 2002, who has since disappeared without a trace.


    (Pssst! Try looking around the Pakistani/Afghan border, or ask at any local Pakistani Intelligence Agency [ISI] office; they drop off his mail as well as pick up their weekly bribes and run errands for him).

    This man is so poisonous he has to be careful not to bite his own lips with excitement when he orders the closure and destruction of Afghanistan’s girl’s schools; he positively salivates at the thought of power he holds…

    Oh there is so much more about this odious creature, but he can also tell as much and still embarrass some ‘in post’ powerful people; from the House of Saud, as well as one or two active political members within Pakistan (and elsewhere)!

    Time for bed…

    Yours Aye.

    1. P.S.

      Harry, your Mother would have been so proud of you mate… keep up the good work and keep knocking them down.


      1. We call him “Good buddy Hacked my tire,” over here. Almost the same.

        He is happy to take anyone’s money and, as you say, has no compunction with killing young girls. A piece of work.

        RGR on the Prince. A good guy, no doubt.

        1. I have to ask a question Navy One…do these people of the ‘religion of peace’ ever bathe? I understand Islam remains a ‘man’s religion but I often get the feeling these guys haven’t even the basic traits that are conducive to them attracting a girl….all that hair and little if any personal hygiene…and the real question is…are they looking for a date or someone to dominate? Always curious here..thanks…I’ll be waiting to hear with bated breath….k

          1. I really have little insight into these guys. I’ve spent a lot of time with Afghanis, both Dari speakers and Pashtuns. The Dari folks were more polished and the Pashtuns were more country. But all of them bathed. It was hot where we were and if you missed your rubba-dub-dub, you were bound to stink.

  2. I don’t see where the term “viceroy” was used, Navy One, but you referred to it.
    Personally, I think that our Prez is the Saudis’ Viceroy for the U.S. It would explain his policies that weaken us, and it would explain the deepest bow I’ve ever seen performed, to the King of the Saudis.

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