I always forget the reason I don’t winter in Caracas.
Could it be the swimming pools look dirty to me?

A worker is seen partially submerged under water as he tries to repair a broken pipe in Caracas, Venezuela.
I may be like Donald Trump, in that I have an aversion to germs. I really should get over it.
Actually chaps it was an empty trench. The gentleman now up to his ears in it is suffering from Amoebic Dysenterious-Norovirus… when you have to go, you simply have to go, no matter what or were you may find your self!
My service career was very similar… I was always in the s**t, it was the depth that varied from day to day!
(The pic makes me laugh as the eye contact between the ‘diver’ and the motor bike cop speaks volumes; almost Benny Hill-esque)?
Yours Aye.
He’s looking up and saying, “I know that damn plug is down here somewhere.”
EB: Perfect, Benny Hill hits it on the head! Hey you!
CP: Poor guy. Where is the plug?