When you are deployed, you sometimes carry around a happy memory to keep you going. Some are real (like your family.) And some are imagined, like a car you want to get or that boat you wanna buy, but can’t afford. When things get tough, either deployed or on shore-duty, I like to goof around about motorcycles.
I came up on one of the over-worked civilians who works at my command and told him: Screw it, let’s go get us some Indian Chiefs and hit it. We can tear up the road. De-stress with a little motorcycle exhaust. Whad’ja say?
Sir, no can do. Got my eye on that Ducatti. And he pointed to a Duc Monster 696 poster.
C’mon, I bought two Dark Horses and everything. One for you. Let’s git. . .
Ahhhhhh, nope. . .
Oh well, guess I gotta keep it. Call me an Indian giver. (Scout’s honor, that was the line!)

Dunno, N1 – “Indian hard tail” conjours up an entirely different mental vision for me.
Hmm, I am not following. Is this something “yellow-light” related? Or is the Indian an expensive joke? Admittedly, I am not a bike guy. I just wanted to use some outlandish motorcycle for my bug-out fantasy.
The Dark Horse pictured has a “hard tail” suspension meaning the rear suspension is the rear tire itself – no hydraulic shocks. A bone shaking kidney killer chick magnet. My preference was for Indian women (East or West) with a fit, toned & well-maintained culo.
Haha, rgr all, Shipmate. . .
My ultimate de-stresser is to pack a flask of tea (and food sustenance) into a small bergan and ‘yomp’ into the great outdoors. No matter what the weather is doing I will walk until I feel the need to return.
I am fortunate in that I simply have to step out of my front door into the wilds; so driving is not a requirement.
Yours Aye.
Next door neighbor has one a those. Sounds like Armageddon when he fires it up. Retired Marine, he is, so I guess it’s OK.
EB: I love that. Just about to go for a run myself, up into the hills. Imagine Ireland. And you would have my neighborhood.
Flugelman: Phew. Good to know. . .
I freely admit I know nothing about these modern ‘Indians’ but I doubt that they are rigid frames. The real Chiefs in the 1940s had plunger suspension on the rear.