Today’s mystery Lieutenant Colonel is brought to you by Coca-Cola, fully half of the light colonel’s drink:
Still not sure? Does the name Frank Slade ring a bell?
In other secret Colonel news, I used to work near a Lieutenant Colonel Sanders. I apologize for my lack of military bearing in chortling (very quietly, to myself) every time I saw his name in print. (Although I never met the man, I’ll bet he had a sense of humor about it.)

Too easy – Al Pacino. Won the Academy Award for it. But – even better, brought the exquisite Gabrielle Anwar to my full attencion.
I went to the police academy with Johnny Law. I worked with a guy who’s last name was Sargent. When he got promoted he was Sargent Sargent.
Struan: No fooling you!
Six: Sergeant Sergeant, love it. . .
Who, Ah! Kinda scary a blind Colonel driving a Ferrari around New York, but have you seen how they drive there??? He was probably the safest of the drivers.
Hey, I resemble that remark!
Hat’s off to the good Col Sanders. Those of us with odd names have heard it all. I just tell’em, ‘Call me Maxwell House – Good to the Last Drop.’