Like an old record, the Navy is looking at a couple of innovative uniform options. First up, a red or khaki dress-jumper for the lady Sailors:
Liberty Bells performer Allison Rihn and Renee Freeman, members of Liberty Bells perform on the USS Little Rock.
Or how about a Chubby Checker look, kind of a 1950s thing, with rolled hems?
Members of the Mexican navy band practice prior to the military parade of the Independence Day celebrations, Mexico City.
Just kidding, the first picture is of the Liberty Bells and the second is the Mexican Navy.
I think the ladies can wear anything they want. They’re entertaining the troops. Well, the Navy anyway. (See, make USAF jokes, piss a guy off, and BAM! D’ja hear the one about…. I think I’ll save my shots. Use them prudently.)
Mexican Navy!?!? What tha hell they protecting? Who’d want to storm the beaches of Mexico? All those gringo tourists running around? They afraid of some Taco Pirates? Wait. They’ve got some great cerveza, the agave drink (fuggeddabout the worm), Kahlua. Ok, now that’s worth repelling boarding parties. As you were. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
Yes, shipmate! Mexico has a Navy too! They pipe the skipper on with La Cuccoracha.