I received a letter in the mail yesterday informing me that my personal DoD information had been breached. And today I read this from the good pot-stirrers over at the Navy Crimes. Of course, Big Blue is taking responsibility, not like the bunch of arggggghers (Ahmed Muse Salad, Abukar Osman Beyle and Shani Nurani Shiekh Abrar), who blame the Navy and the FBI for their malfeasance. Good luck with that defense, you brigands. It’s got more holes than Swiss cheese and that is not gouda. Speaking of food, Ahmed Muse Salad is the first pirate’s name? It sounds like some middle-eastern salad at a poetry slam. And that is not gouda either. . .
Oh great, I just got a visit from the blogging police. I was informed that I was not allowed to do any more gouda jokes tonight. Something about it stinks, I was told.