I have a slight problem. I have been getting into a lot of fights recently and my jeans tend to bind me up. Fortunately, with Chuck Norris’ action jeans, I can fight once again:
Chuck Norris Action Jeans, by Century Martial Art Supply
Just kidding on the fighting thing. Well, the physical fighting thing. Verbally, it is another story. I am in the Navy, after all. You should see some of the stubborn folks I work with. I am the only reasonable one there. Well, one of the only reasonable ones. . . One of several. Okay, I cause all the altercations! Damn. Where are my action jeans at?
What a great ad. Those were the days when it could take months to break in a new pair of jeans. They were so stiff back then, they stood on their own.
These are just what I’ve been waiting for….
Book: I remember getting a pair of jeans like that. . .
Lauren: I knew it!
But they are all REASONABLE altercations. If the others weren’t so unreasonable, you wouldn’t have to start anything.
I know. This happens to me too.
You bet Cargosquid. I’m nothing but reasonable. . .