I have a slight problem. I have been getting into a lot of fights recently and my jeans tend to bind me up. Fortunately, with Chuck Norris’ action jeans, I can fight once again:
Just kidding on the fighting thing. Well, the physical fighting thing. Verbally, it is another story. I am in the Navy, after all. You should see some of the stubborn folks I work with. I am the only reasonable one there. Well, one of the only reasonable ones. . . One of several. Okay, I cause all the altercations! Damn. Where are my action jeans at?