Of all the professional athletes, baseball players have the most double chins. Check out Babe Ruth. Or Prince Fielder’s double chinny-chin-chin. Ol’ John Kruk has a triple chin. And C.C. Sabathia carries a home run around his neck. (Si si!)
But fear not, ball-players. There is a new cure in town:
A new technique to get rid of a double chin that does not require surgery is being tested in New Orleans.
Dr. Lupo is running the New Orleans branch of the study. The company conducting the study rated potential participants, as having normal to mild to moderate and then severe or even extreme fat pockets.
Patients get injections of sodium deoxycholate injected into the fat. It is made in the body naturally, a bile acid, produced by the gall bladder to emulsify fat, breaking it down for digestion.
The study started in September with each patient getting around five injections across their double chins once a month for three to six months. To be in the study, you had to promise to maintain your current weight because dieting would affect the results.
Okay baseballers, this is gonna redefine chin music. Now go see the doctor, will’ya?


Anymore you can’t tell what is real and what is “memorex”… sigh
More chins than a Chinese phone book!
I’m glad that Prince Fielder and his chins are playing for the Detroit Tigers now. Prince’s aggressive play style and BIG bat were Giant killers. Sayonara, big boy.
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